How to humorously say that others have deep routines (2 vicious jokes with deep routines)

1. Don't tell me about how many friends you have. See who helps you when you are in trouble. A car full of potatoes is not as good as a night pearl.

2. You don't have nothing, you are still full of melodrama and illness.

3. Every time I swear to lose weight, I just say it out loud to scare the whole body.

4. When I was a child, I often wondered whether it was better to go to Tsinghua, Peking University or Fudan University when I grew up. When I grew up, I realized: I really think too much.

5. Don't leave the person who wants to leave, just say one more word. I don't even believe in punctuation.

6. Even if you charge your mobile phone for two hours, no one wants to talk to you for five minutes.

7. Friendship is a small age when you play it well, and it is a biography of Zhen Huan when you play it badly. You don't have to treat everyone as a friend. That's the task assigned by God to dogs.

8. men are oversensitive, asking questions about the east and the west, while women are oversensitive, turning around.

9. In this era, the threshold for doing anything has become very high. If you want to be an otaku, you must first afford a house.

1. When I hold you, you are a cup, and when I let go, you are a piece of glass.

11. I have to work hard, or people will say, look, that man is nothing but good-looking.

12. You try your best, you might as well do it casually as others. So, give up and stop being hard on yourself.

13. Don't always talk about your weather-beaten face. Beauty is not outstanding and ugliness is not chic.

14. it's really comfortable to see people who don't like me and give you trouble!

15. After working for many years, when people ask you if you are out of society, it's not because you look young, but because you think you are so stupid.

16. Don't lose heart, many things will get better with time, just like some people are just fat at first, but they get fat after a long time.

17. I don't mind you lying to me, but I care that your lies can't fool me.

18. At our age, we must wear a safety helmet when driving an electric car, otherwise, we will be recognized by students driving a BMW Mercedes-Benz.

19. Who said you didn't have perseverance? Haven't you been single for decades?

2. When chatting with elders, we always try our best to please them, but a few words from elders can annoy us.