Crosstalk related to eighteen kinds of annoying tongue twisters

B: This time, I will tell you a cross talk.

Look, I like your cross talk.

Oh, are you a cross talk fan?

A: You can say that, but you are an amateur in cross talk.

You are very polite.

A: Not at all. Please introduce me when you have time. What's so particular about this crosstalk? Study what? What are the rules?

B: Crosstalk pays attention to four words.

Oh, grab, hit, grab, take.

B: That's wrestling.

A: You can also wrestle. Okay, down, down ... didn't you pay attention to these four words?

B: Grab, hit, grab and take what?

What do you pay attention to?

B: The four words of crosstalk are speaking, learning, teasing and singing.

A: Oh, pay attention to these four words.

B: That's right.

Go ahead, what programs are they?

Oh, so much to talk about. If I recite it for you for a day, I can't finish it.

A: Not for a day.

Well, let me give you a brief introduction.

A: Let's listen to it.

B: OK. Say: big joke, little joke, word meaning, lamp tiger, joke anyway, say a poem, tell a right story, tell a story about the Three Kingdoms, East and West Korea, Shuihu Liaozhai, Biography of Jigong, Dawuyi, five women and seven women, Journey to the West, antique king paste donkey, teacher make a casserole. Say something, don't be nervous, jump and jump, tongue twisters choke the cow ... I've said it.

Oh, there are so many programs!

B: By the way, old artists should study more when they get married.

Now that you mention it, where is he?

B: it can't be like that. It's been several years.

A: Ah, there won't be so many others, will there? You are an old artist, so you have so many programs.

B: Right, right, right.

Can I bother you for a while today?

B: All right, all right. What do you mean hate? Tell me what you want to hear, no problem.

A: Although I am annoyed with you, I can represent the wishes of the audience. Today, all crosstalk lovers come to listen to you. On behalf of all of you, I warmly welcome you and ask you to perform a program. Don't be nervous when you collapse back and forth. We all warmly welcome!

Sorry, I can't stretch.

A: There is no charge.

B: I'm very sorry, I can't stretch.

A: Why?

B: I haven't said this for a long time, and I'm not very skillful. If you want to hear it, no problem. Give me some time to master the background, and I'll tell you later. Sorry, sorry.

A: Oh, that's no wonder, because don't be nervous about this collapse. You're not nervous recently. So it's not convenient to stretch again, is it? It doesn't matter. Change the program and you can play it back and forth.

B: Bouncing.

A: Forget it!

B: I can't keep dancing like you!

Come on, let's jump!

I can't jump right away.

Are you a bad dancer?

Nothing, nothing.

A: This bounce? Neither can i.

B: Yes.

A: If you change the program again, you will suffocate yourself.

Hello! You don't understand! This is called the bridge head.

A: What handsome head?

B: If you go to a restaurant, you should have a good look. Isn't there a beautiful head there? Slice chopped green onion, minced garlic and magnolia officinalis ...

Oh, I see. You are very handsome.

Hey, what am I doing here?

Oh, and you are?

B: Three things.

A: Huh?

B: Oh! What's the point of exploding three things? It's all messed up.

Well, what exactly would you say?

Can I say it or not? Tongue twister

You can say tongue twisters?

B: Ah.

Ok, I'll help you with tongue twisters today.

Can you help me answer this tongue twister?

Let me help you tongue twister.

Can you speak cross talk?

A: I have never studied cross talk.

You are fooling around! Can't speak cross talk, can you help me with tongue twisters?

I can only speak tongue twisters.

This is art. ..

Hey, you can talk with your mouth!

Can you speak with your mouth? You said it was demeaning our art.

A: I can't pay attention to it either!

Look at me. I'm almost sixty this year. I have been talking about cross talk for more than forty years, but I still can't speak tongue twisters well!

A: then you are stupid.

So you're smart?

A: That's right.

Didn't you say you were smart? Okay, I'll tell you what to tell me. If you say the same thing to me, I will kneel down and kowtow to you as a teacher.

A: All right, I'll take you as my apprentice.

B: Hey, don't be busy! Take me as an apprentice for everything.

A: I'm sure it makes sense.

B: I'll tell you one!

A: Of course, it doesn't matter if you say neither.

B: Listen. (tapping wood)

A: Oh, let's take a picture first. (tapping wood)

B: Don't shoot.

I will learn from you.

B: don't learn to pat wood. (tapping wood)

A: (shooting wood) You can shoot, but I can't shoot?

B: I thought you were not allowed to shoot.

A: I clap my hands too!

B: what's the use of the loop? Still have to be taught by the master. Blind shooting is not good.

A: OK, OK, you can shoot.

B: (patting the wood to wake up) Speaking of an old man with a white beard coming from the south with a cane in his hand. You said this.

Hey, hey, what did I think ... That's all we talked about?

B: Ah!

A: I said that I would come up and kowtow to me as a teacher. Is that all?

B: That's right.

What is wrong with me? I have nothing else to do! I'm standing and saying this? You're kidding! I'm such a big man, and I'm the only one saying this? I said, how to come up to look good? So my Lord, I'm telling you this? At my age. ...

How old are you! Children in their twenties are still so old and so old-fashioned. What are you so beautiful about, you?

A: That's it. Also called tongue twister. Ah, it's too simple, too easy. You said it was difficult.

B: OK.

A: you can't tell.

B: All right.

What you said is true.

B: well, it's hard to say. You can say this first.

You don't think I can tell.

How do you think? Say it!

A: Listen, it's easier said than done by you. Tongue twisters are conditional: thin mouth, thin film mouth, so neat, look at his lips, the emperor's mother-the queen mother (thick).

B: well, there's a joke!

That's it, tongue twister? Hey, say it again.

He didn't hear me, did he? He's just making trouble! Listen carefully!

We must learn it correctly.

B: (patting the wood to wake up) Speaking of an old man with a white beard coming from the south with a cane in his hand.

A: That's it?

B: Huh?

Listen, speaking of a white-haired old Hu from the south, ...

B: Old Hu with a white head! Where is this?

A: Didn't you say there is a bald old man in the south?

B: Speaking of an old man with a white beard from the south.

There is an old monkey with a white beard in the south.

B: Old monkey? What does this old monkey do? Old man.

A: Anyway, old people and monkeys are all the same.

B: There's a big difference.

A: Speaking of an old man with a white beard from the south, oh, that's it?

B: Ah.

A: There is an old man with a white beard from the south, isn't there?

B: Yes.

A: change it to fresh ones.

B: Ah. Is it over? This is good, half a sentence! There is still half a sentence behind.

A: Anything else?

With a cane in his hand!

Speaking of an old man with a white beard from the south, he was leaning on a crutch.

B: Ah, it's very simple. The old man is leaning on crutches.

He is afraid of falling.

B: Be careful, your hand is turned in vain.

Oh, dance with you. I didn't jump here.

B: That's right.

A: Isn't it amazing? Speaking of an old man with a white beard from the south ... jump up and give you a stick!

B: Me! Give me a stick for what?

You stepped on his foot.

B: I stepped on his foot for a long time!

A: If you don't apologize, people won't be nice to you.

What kind of apology can I make?

Be careful next time.

B: Don't worry! You leaned against a stick for nothing. Why did you give me one?

A: Didn't you jump up and give you a stick?

Give me a stick for what?

A: Speaking of an old man with a white beard coming from the south, hand in hand, hand in hand, hand in hand?

I'm leaning on it.

A: Holding it in your hand, speaking of an old man with a white beard coming from the south, he jumped and jumped in his hand. The old man weighed a kilo.

B: Did the old man find himself putting on weight? Did he weigh it? Turn the stick in vain with open hands!

A: What are you nervous about?

B: White?

I have a white one in my hand. An old man with a white beard came from the south, holding an old man with a long white beard in his hand.

H: huh? !

What do you mean by an old man leaning against an old man? Is this ok? This! You said you, don't think about it, learn. What do you mean an old man leans on an old man? husband ...

B: Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute. The old man leaned against the old man. Who said that?

Didn't you say that?

How long have I been saying this? it suddenly occurs to me that

A: Who said that an old man leans against an old man?

B: what you said.

A: I said that the old man leans on the old man?

B: Ah.

A: I said that the old man leans on the old man?

B: Yes.

A: ok, just lean on it!

B: Go on! Forgiving yourself is good for you.

A: What if I don't forgive?

B: You must be right!

A: Is that right? That's an old man coming. That's a stick, isn't it? The stick is not ordinary, it is a kind of stick that is stretched into white. Is this right?

B: That's right.

A: Even if I mention it, I should pay attention to it. Speaking of an old man with a white beard coming from the south, he has a white popsicle in his hand!

B: Ah, the old man leans on the popsicle? Okay, okay, just wait here. I said you couldn't tell. You said you could tell. Did you say it? This is art, not just listening! I can't tell you how to get rid of this. Let me make it simple. Let's talk about it Ah, don't talk big in the future! (tapping wood)

That means I really can't see it.

B: you didn't mention it!

A: I'm not going to talk about it. If I did, I would say it right away.

You say.

Speaking of an old man with a white beard from the south, he was leaning on a crutch. "I don't know this?

Ok, listen again. ...

Answer: "An old man with a white beard came from the south, leaning on a cane, in vain." How hard to say!

B: OK. ...

A: He said, "An old man with a white beard came from the south, leaning on a white stick." I don't know.

B: (pat the wood awake) ...

Answer: "An old man with a white beard came from the south, leaning on a shed in his hand and turning a stick for nothing;" An old man with a white beard came from the east with a stick in his hand. An old man with a white beard came from the west with a stick in his hand. " A piece of white came from all directions. ...

B: ... What happened to the old man? What's the trouble with returning to the old four?

I can see that!

B: it's over if you say it!

Speaking of an old man with a black beard from the south, he was leaning on a black crutch. I can do it too.

Did I say old man with black beard?

Black beard is younger than white beard.

B: What's the use of being young?

A: Can't you afford an old man with a yellow beard from the south? ...

B: Yellow beard?

A: Change the color. An old man with a green beard came from the south ... I don't remember an old man with a brown beard from the south with a brown stick in his hand.

B: This is you at the paint shop. You're here to match colors.

A: This is harder to say than that.

B: It's hard to say what it is for. It's not new. Let me say a few more words.

Tell me more.

B: Listen to this. It says: "Eat grapes without spitting skin, don't eat grapes without spitting skin." Is it okay?

A: That's it! Listen, "Eat grapes without spitting grape skin, don't eat grapes without spitting grape skin." Is it okay?

B: OK.

A: Eat grapes without spitting skin, and don't eat grapes without spitting skin. How's it going?

B: OK, OK.

A: "Eat grapes and don't spit grape skins, and don't eat grapes and spit grape skins. Eat grapes without spitting grape skin, don't eat grapes without spitting grape skin. Eat grapes without spitting grape skin, don't eat grapes without spitting grape skin. Eat Portuguese ... "

Is it over? Ah. It's full of strings. What is this?

A: I can say seven at a time.

B: What's the use of seven? I didn't sayno. If I say no, you're finished. Listen to this: (patting wood) Say, "Just stew my frozen tofu to stew my pure frozen tofu, no …"

A: Stop it.

B: "... won't stew my frozen tofu ..."

Why do you say that? You sit here and have a rest.

Why did you slap me?

Aren't you hot?

Is my mouth hot? You have something to say. Why are you slapping me?

Who can't do this tongue twister? "I will stew my braised frozen tofu to stew my braised frozen tofu, but I won't stew my braised frozen tofu. Don't stew my frozen tofu. " What are you doing with a frozen tofu?

B: I call it tossing!

A: I can't stew. Cann't you eat it

I don't eat cooked food.

A: Here, get a fresh one.

B: Fresh? I won't.

A: Hey, don't charge, or you will come again? When you say "skipping", do you want to "suffocate the cow"?

B: No, no, no! You can talk! You name one, and I'll do as you say. If you can't come, kneel down and kowtow to let you come to the teacher.

A: Then you can do it now.

Hey, I knock on everything.

A: I'm not sure.

Tell me, and I will listen.

Can you sing a tongue twister with me?

B: singing? I can also sing "exquisite tower, exquisite tower ..."

A: Stop singing.

Why did you slap it again? Why did you slap me?

Why do you keep singing? This is called Xihe tune, also called Xihe drum, accompanied by black boy, followed by drum. That's not what we sang.

What are you singing?

No black boy, no drums, just singing with your mouth. You can also use this bamboo board with me.

B: You can take whatever you can.

A: Sing a few words.

B: Sing a few words.

Answer: You can sing this tongue twister when you sing it again in the future.

B: OK, OK.

Tongue twister, tongue twister. Pay attention to study.

B: OK.

A: (playing the board) ... What do you think of this?

Not so good! What? Did you sing?

A: Don't beat around the bush?

Why don't you talk about it everywhere?

What hard work!

Did you sing?

A: I haven't sung it yet! Sing a few words for you.

Hey, sing me a song.

A: (counting while hitting the board) "Count to nine, it's getting cold. Next spring, there are six or nine heads. On the fifteenth day of the first month, there was a pair of lions ... "

Hello, hello. ...

Why did you slap me?

You slapped me twice! It's my turn to slap you. Why can't I stop you?

Why did you stop me?

What do you say this is?

A: Tongue twisters.

Tongue twister? Is there any detour?

A: Every sentence is evasive.

What are you talking about? I can listen to it once: "Count nine cold days, and hit six or nine heads next spring ..."? Do you have our tongue twisters? (Singing) "Here comes Linglong Tower, Linglong Tower ..." What? What's wrong with slapping me again? What's wrong with it?

A: Don't be busy. Didn't I just sing? You listen later, every sentence is more difficult to sing, every sentence is more evasive, and all evasions are behind.

B: Oh, let's sing it later.

A: Just listen to it later.

B: All right.

A: (clapping his hands and counting) "Count to nine, it's still chilly when it's cold. Next spring, there are six or nine heads. On the fifteenth day of the first month, there is the Dragon Lantern Festival and a pair of lions roll hydrangeas. On March 3rd, the Queen Mother held a flat peach party and made a scene in the Heavenly Palace. Monkey Sun stole Xiantao again. The Dragon Boat Festival in May is the Dragon Boat Festival, and Xu Xian, the White Snake, is not over. On the seventh day of July, the legend is that the Milky Way is matched, and the cowherd and the weaver girl exchange tears. On August 15, Yun Zheyue, Chang 'e in the middle of the month became sad. If you want to say sadness, just say sadness and sing the eighteen kinds of sorrows and sorrows of tongue twisters for a while. Wolves are worried, tigers are worried, elephants are worried, deer are worried, mules are worried, horses are worried, pigs are worried, dogs are worried, cows are worried, sheep are worried, ducks are worried, geese, toads, crabs, clams, turtles and fish are worried. Tiger sorrow dare not play tricks on the ambition of wolf sorrow at the foot of the mountain, as if sorrow is thick-skinned, deer sorrow has a pair of big horns-Ma Qianli sorrow saddle, and mule sorrow all his life. Sheep sorrow has grown a beard since childhood, and cow sorrow has made a cow axis. Dog sorrow can't change the net that eats shit, and pig sorrow can't leave its stinking ditch. The duck's sorrow flattened his mouth, and the goose's sorrow skeleton grew a hairpin on the door. Toads worry about pustules and scabs, while crabs worry about nets. Clams are closed to the outside world, turtles are timid, fish can't walk without water, and shrimps can't stick their heads with empty guns. Call me a fool. I'm a fool. I'm idle. We have sixty-six hutongs, and there lives a sixty-six-year-old Mr. Liu. There are sixty-six good buildings in his house, with sixty-six baskets of osmanthus oil upstairs and sixty-six green pancakes. Sixty-six big pompoms were embroidered on silk, sixty-six ebony shafts were nailed downstairs, and sixty-six big green cows were tied to the shafts. There are sixty-six big horse monkeys squatting beside the cow. Sixty-six-year-old Mr. Liu sat at the door gnawing at a bone. There is a dog in the south. This dog looks familiar. Looks like a big mother's head, big mother's eyes, big mother's ears, big mother's tail and big mother's poodle. There is also a dog in the north, this dog, hey! Looks familiar. It looks like two mothers' houses, two mothers' heads, two mothers' eyes, two mothers' ears, two mothers' tails and two mothers' poodles. Two dogs fought over bones and became enemies. Scared away sixty-six big horse monkeys, frightened sixty-six big green cows, broke sixty-six ebony shafts, knocked down sixty-six good buildings, spilled sixty-six baskets of osmanthus oil, smeared sixty-six green pancakes and stained sixty-six big pompoms. There is an angry youth in the south, holding an adobe head in his hand to cut off the dog's head. I didn't know that the adobe hit the dog's head, and I didn't know that the dog's head touched the adobe. A bald girl came from the north, holding an oil basket and covering the dog's head. I didn't know that there was a dog's head in the mouth of the oil basket of the bald girl, and I didn't know that the dog's head got into the mouth of the oil basket of the bald girl. Dogs chew oil baskets and leak oil, but dogs don't chew oil baskets and leak oil. What's going up the hill? ……"

Yo, where else?

A: "Why did you nod down the mountain? What has a head and no tail? What has a tail and no head? What sits at home with legs? What is a legless trip to Kyushu? Who will repair it in Zhao Zhouqiao? Who will leave the jade railing? What's on the donkey bridge? Who rolled a ditch with a trolley? Who is standing on the bridge with a knife? Who bridles the reins to see the Spring and Autumn Period? Who is white? Who is black? Who has many beards? What is the circle in the sky? What is Yuan Yuan in front of you? What round bars do you sell? On both sides of what round road? What flowers are in bloom? What is a flower with a waist? What flowers have you never seen? What makes a mouthful of hair bloom? What bird wears blue and white? What bird wears soap boots? What bird wears ten kinds of brocade? What bird has a linen pocket? Double door, single door, I guess I broke something. The car crowded up the hill, the lame nodded down the hill, the frog had a head and no tail, and the scorpion had a tail and no head. The bench has legs to sit at home, but the boat has no legs to go to Kyushu, Zhao Zhouqiao and Lubanxiu. Jade railings are reserved for saints. Zhang rode on the donkey bridge and Chai Wang's cart ran over a ditch. Zhou Cang stood on the bridge with a knife, and Guan Yu bridled the reins to watch the Spring and Autumn Period. Luo, Jingdezhen and Zhang Fei all have many beards. The moon on the horizon is round, the glasses in front of me are round, and sesame cakes are sold on the round long street, and the wheels on both sides are round. Sesame flowers are getting higher and higher, cotton flowers are waist high, vines are missing, and corn flowers are a little hairy. Magpies wear blue and white, crows wear soap boots, pheasants wear ten kinds of brocade, and Ai Lier wears linen bags. One black, two black, three four five six seven black, eight nine black, ten black. Buy an ebony rod of a cigarette bag, grab both ends and blacken them. Second sister caressed her eyebrows and hit her temples, and her eyes were black when she looked in the mirror. The word Sichuan is written on the pink wall, and three black lines are seen horizontally and vertically. Ivory table with ebony legs and four black on the kang. Buy a chicken that doesn't lay eggs and keep it in a cage until it gets dark. A good mule doesn't eat grass, so he pulls it into the street until dark. I bought a Lv, didn't pull the mill, got into the saddle and rode (7) to (7) black. Two sisters went to Nanwa to cut wheat, lost their sickles and pulled black. The baby is crazy in the second month, try little moxa moxibustion until it is dark. The melon seed seller didn't pay attention. He brushed and sprinkled a lot, but the broom and dustpan didn't match, and they picked up the black one by one. On the first month, the first month, the two sisters went to buy lanterns. My sister's name is pink, and my second sister's name is pink. The pink woman is wearing a pink coat, and the pink woman is wearing a pink coat. The pink girl is holding a bottle of pink wine, and the pink girl is holding a bottle of pink wine. The two sisters found a secluded place and had a drink pushing a cup, Liu Ling. Female pink drank female pink wine, female pink drank female pink wine, female pink drank a drunk, female pink drank a drunk. Female powder catches female powder, female powder catches female powder twist. Pink lady tore pink lady's pink coat, pink lady tore pink lady's pink coat. The sisters left their hands after the fight and bought their own thread to sew. Pink girl bought a pink thread, pink girl bought a pink thread. The pink lady sews the pink coat backwards, and the pink lady sews the pink coat backwards. Said the pole is long ... "

Yo, it's not over yet.

Answer: "The bench is wide, the bench is not as long as the shoulder pole, and the shoulder pole is not as wide as the bench. The pole should be tied to the bench, and the bench should not let the pole be tied to the bench. The pole should be tied to the bench. "

B: Hey!

Answer: "Outside the south gate, facing due south, there is a pavement facing south. There is a blue cotton curtain hanging at the door of the noodle restaurant. I took off the blue cotton curtain, looked at the road and rushed to the south. I hung up the blue cotton curtain and looked at it. Yo-ho. The noodle restaurant still faces south. Seven steps out of Simon, picking up chicken skin and mending leather pants. Skin patch pants, not skin patch pants. My family has a fat chicken of eight pounds, which flies to the backyard of the Zhang family. A fat, white and heavy dog in Zhang Jiayuan bit my fat, white and heavy chicken. I took his Liu Li and lost my fat chicken. A lame man came from the south, carrying a load of eggplant, holding a plate in his hand and nailing a stake in the ground. Inadvertently, hanging a nail tripped the lame man, knocked over the lame man's eggplant, smashed the lame man's plate, and the lame man picked up the eggplant. A drunken old man came to the north, with a tobacco bag stuffed around his waist, to buy lame eggplant. The lame man was not sold to the drunken old man. In a rage, he robbed the lame man of eggplant, and the lame man picked up eggplant, vegetables, pegs and chased the old man. When he was angry, he didn't give the lame eggplant, but picked up a tobacco pouch. He didn't know that the old man's tobacco pouch hit the lame eggplant, nor did he know that the lame man hit the peg. When I leave the west of the city, the number of trees is uneven, 1234567, 765432 1, six cities and four cities, 32 1, 5432 1, 432132/,2. A tree grows seven branches, and seven branches bear seven kinds of fruits, including betel nut, orange, orange and persimmon.