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What kind of experience is it to have an athlete boyfriend?

It will be easy to lift me up and feel the air of 2.5 meters. The safest thing is to hold my face from behind and kill him. I feel that the whole person is small on him. Just hug my shoulder and I will shrink into his arms. Sometimes they talk to me unconsciously like the children of the training team, and they will popularize some football knowledge that I don't understand. But I feel bad that he came out to play football at a young age. Up to now, he is covered with injuries, his shoulders are not good, his cervical spine is not good, and his waist is not good. Although he really wants to experience what it's like to sit on his shoulders once, he's afraid that his shoulders can't stand it, and he'll miss his back but he's afraid of backache after two steps. I go to work during the day, he trains, and I often play games and choose players everywhere. The meeting time will be short, and sometimes I have to understand that he is tired and go to bed early.