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30 Examples of Some Weird Feng Shui Legends among Folks

1. During the Qingming Festival, I went to help a friend lay soil on his ancestral grave. The landowners here are very kind and enthusiastic, and their moral character is very valuable. After the place was sold, I often helped my friend take care of his ancestral graves, and this time he helped for free and contributed the most. His wife also cooked a very sumptuous lunch for us at noon. Only 5 people ate, but she cooked meals for more than ten people. He also brought out the wine made from his own grapes... I wish these two old people good health! Blessed as the East Sea! Shoubinan Mountain! During the process of repairing the tomb, everyone started chatting.

We also said in front of him that this place is very good, and he was very happy, without feeling a trace of jealousy or regret. He also told us an incident that he personally experienced in the past five years, saying that this incident made him believe that Feng Shui is real. A few years ago, his grandmother passed away, and she was his wife's grandmother. Before his grandmother passed away, she had purchased a piece of land for herself, so her family members were responsible for her death and burial, with no Feng Shui master present. Generally, when an old man passes away, according to local custom, a performance team will be invited to perform a show. They invited a shadow puppet team to perform a shadow puppet show. The weather was fine that night, otherwise we wouldn't be able to watch the show.

After dinner, he and his uncle went to break ground and dig out the foundation of the grave so that it could be buried the next day. Soon after digging, a stone was unearthed, which was very round, but it could not be placed in the coffin without digging it away. So they prepared to chip away the stone and remove it. Just then, it started raining heavily. He described it as being unable to open his eyes because the rain was so heavy. Like people pouring water on their faces. But the stone had to be broken, so they continued working and broke two hammer handles. Everyone who has seen a double hammer should know that this guy usually won't break.

Because I was working at night, I set up a temporary tent, brought a wire over, and connected a 100-watt electric light. Moths flying from nowhere surrounded the entire bulb, leaving no light at all, so they had to drive away the moths. He said that a moth was as big as a palm, and he had never seen such a big moth. In the end, he knew that there must be a problem and he should not be able to continue digging, but his uncle told him to continue digging. If he didn't dig, there would be no way to bury him tomorrow.

He also bit the bullet and continued working, and finally the stone was opened as expected. But when he opened the stone, he was dumbfounded because there was a little turtle crawling around in the nest inside the stone. There was no water in the nest, and he said the turtle was yellow. He caught the turtle out, and it crawled in again. Once they opened it, they knew they had broken the bottom of the pot. He hurriedly buried the turtle lightly with soil. The burial was still on time the next day. At this time we all cried out for pity.

2. A long time ago, there was a farmer named Wang Mingen who was restless in farming and wanted to make a fortune, but he had no way out. One day, he heard that a Feng Shui master taught people Feng Shui and made many people rich. So Wang En found a Feng Shui master and asked him to show him a Feng Shui that could make him a fortune. However, the Feng Shui master said in a very embarrassed manner: If Feng Shui is good, you cannot look at it casually, and the secrets must not be leaked. Otherwise, I will go blind. Wang En knelt in front of the Feng Shui master and swore to him: If you become blind because of showing me good Feng Shui, I will definitely treat you as my father and support you for the rest of my life!

Mr. Feng Shui saw Wang Sun’s sincere attitude, so he agreed. Mr. Feng Shui searched many places, and finally came to the stone wall and said to Xiaoen: The other side of the river from this stone wall is a good place. If you live here, you will definitely make a fortune. So Wang En built the house at the place designated by the Feng Shui master. A few years later, he made a fortune indeed, and Mr. Feng Shui became blind. Wang En thought: It’s not worth it for me to pay for a useless person in vain. So, he forced the Feng Shui master to do the grinding every day. If he neglected a little bit, he would either beat or scold him.

The Feng Shui master regretted it and sighed: Although I can see Feng Shui, why can't I see into people's hearts?

A few years later, Mr. Feng Shui’s apprentice came to visit the master. When he saw the master’s tragic experience, he hugged the master tightly with his hands and cried bitterly: Master, master! You have done good deeds all your life, but why are good people not rewarded? The master comforted him and said, "Don't be sad, apprentice. The master will teach you a plan now, so that good and evil will be rewarded." One day, the apprentice came to Wang En's house and when he saw Wang En, he deliberately exclaimed: Oh, this is really a geomantic treasure land! Wang En said proudly: Do you also know Feng Shui?

The apprentice said: If you drill three holes in the rock opposite, it will be like putting eyes and mouth on the dragon. Then you will make a fortune and your descendants will become high officials! I saw that Wang En believed it to be true and was extremely happy. He immediately found a mason and dug three holes according to the pattern given by his apprentice, and saw a pair of white cranes flying away from the rock. From then on, nothing in Wang En's family went smoothly. A few years later, Wang En was finally penniless, but Mr. Feng Shui's eyes regained sight. To this day, these three caves can still be seen on the road from Daqiao to Shengzhong Reservoir in southern Sichuan Province. He is reminding the world: A gentleman is a gentleman who knows how to repay his kindness, but he is a villain when he crosses the river and withdraws the bridge. Good and evil are finally repaid in the end, and there are gods three feet above the head.

3. A long time ago, Sanliao Village actually had three surnames: Chen, Liu, and Shen. In the long-term competition for survival, only Shen and Zeng were left to fight, and Shen and Zeng were separated by the river. The house is located on the opposite mountain ridge, and the two surnames have become enemies. Because many people with the surname Zeng served as national advisors to the emperor, they might have had the opportunity to frequently discuss the art of teaching with the emperor. The emperor knew that there was no Shashou (dialect) on the left edge of the ancestral hall of the ancestors of the surname Zeng, and Director Zeng did not know the corresponding Mandarin version. word. A wall of earth, probably to eliminate evil spirits), the emperor laughed at him.

This ancestor with the surname Zeng seized this opportunity very quickly and told the emperor that there were many people with the surname Shen, and we with the surname Zeng were not capable. It’s not that I didn’t know, but after repairing it, people with the surname Shen would Will try to destroy it. The emperor then sent troops thousands of miles away, and a eunuch named Wang was appointed to supervise the repairs, and the sand was completed. In order to completely annihilate the Shen surname with the help of royal power, Zeng used a bold trick. On the first night of Eunuch Wang's return to Beijing, Zeng entertained Eunuch Wang. After the meal, Eunuch Wang died of a sudden illness. Zeng placed Eunuch Wang's body in the At the entrance of Shen's ancestral hall, Shen was accused of murder, and the emperor sent troops to kill Shen.

In fact, only the person named Zeng knew whether Eunuch Wang was murdered by someone named Shen or someone named Zeng. After his death, Eunuch Wang was buried next to Sha Shou, guarding the Feng Shui of the Zeng family day and night. Today, Eunuch Wang's tomb can still be seen. It has been in disrepair and is almost submerged in the soil. Only a stone tablet remains, which is also unrecognizable. The above text, this thrilling history in Sanliao, has probably truly become a piece of loess. If it weren't for Director Zeng's guidance, I would never have been able to associate with Eunuch Wang. The emperor also allowed the surname Zeng to have lanterns on the eleventh day of the first lunar month and a sacred fire at the fourteenth day of the first lunar month. From then on, the surname Zeng became a prosperous person.

The Zeng surname took this opportunity to give the Shen surname a thorough blow in Feng Shui. Because the place where the Shen surname lives is in the shape of a centipede, the Zeng surname built a stone arch bridge on the road leading to the Shen surname. It is in the shape of an elongated goose neck, and the geese eat centipedes. The number of people with the surname Shen has become increasingly sparse, and finally only one family is left. Today, they are forced to change their surname to Zhong, the grandma's surname, otherwise they will not be able to survive in Sanliao. Secretary Zhong took me to this family to inspect it. This family had moved from across the river to a site close to the Zeng family, not far from the stone arch bridge. They exchanged it for a piece of land and built today's house. He hoped to be close to the market and have a convenient life. Unexpectedly, the house was surrounded by paddy fields on both sides and was almost alone in the middle of the paddy fields. He could not gain living space from people with other surnames. There was only a muddy road entering his house from the outside. of field ridges.

Seeing this cramped living space with almost no way out, I felt only sadness in my heart. In Sanliao Village, once a certain piece of Feng Shui is chosen by someone, and this piece of Feng Shui is located in the area of ??another surname or another family, they may sacrifice their lives to obtain this piece of Feng Shui. The tiger looking back and Guanyin looking at the sea belong to this type of feng shui.

An ancestor of a certain house named Zeng took a fancy to the land of Meng Huhuitou, but it belonged to another house, so he had to resort to the method of sleeping with the wife of that house. When the matter was exposed, he was beaten to death by the tribesmen of the house, so he sued the official and filed a lawsuit. The condition is to be buried when the tiger turns back.

The feng shui of the tomb of Grandma Zeng is that it looks out to Guanyin and the sea. It is backed by mountains and surrounded by mountains. The mountains are swarming in. The view in front is broad and endless. This tomb also has a story. The surname Zeng was passed down for eighteen generations only. The grandmother's maiden family name was Zhong. People with the surname Zeng discovered that there was a geomantic treasure on the land of the surname Zhong. However, there must be a suitable reason to obtain this geomantic omen. For the sake of family righteousness, my grandmother-in-law Zeng risked her life and swallowed gold when she returned to her parents' home. She died in her parents' home. The Zeng surname said that since the person died in his natal family without any explanation, he did not have any requirements. He only asked the surname Zhong for a place to be buried, and the surname Zhong agreed. Don’t think about the flat land, you can pick up the mountains. It was exactly what the surname Zeng wanted, and he obtained this coveted Feng Shui. Treasure land, it is said that from then on, the Zeng surname also began to break the difficult living situation of being a single person in the eighteenth generation.