A comic dialogue \ sketch script about environmental protection, even funnier, one day.

Talking about environmental protection

A: Hello, Brother Peng!

B: Hello, Brother Jin!

A: Hey, I said, Brother Peng, did you write a protection letter to Huanzhi?

Hello! Why did you write that thing? Brother, you just returned to Qianjiang. Come on, let's have a drink! (Lajia is leaving)

A: Wait a minute! Wait a minute! I said, what do you mean?

What do you mean? What do I care if environmental protection is not environmental protection? Besides, it's all slogans and posturing

A: (staring at B) Hey, that's not right!

B: What's the matter? Does environmental protection have anything to do with me?

A: Of course! The relationship is still very big!

B: Isn't it? ! Tell me, what does it have to do with me?

A: Let me ask you, do you drink water at home?

B: Go, go! Do you despise people? Your family doesn't drink water!

A: Hehe, what kind of water is that?

B: Tap water.

A: No, environmental protection is coming! Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what? China is one of the world's 12 water-poor countries, and its fresh water resources are less than14 of the world's per capita water. More than half of more than 600 cities in China are short of water, so saving water is the embodiment of environmental protection.

B: Is this it?

A: Anything else? I'll ask you again (sniff B)! What's that strange smell?

B: Go, go! How can you talk? What is a strange smell? This is the smell of detergent! I just finished cleaning. (doing mopping action)

A: Hehe, you are still a model husband! No, environmental protection is coming again! I tell you, most detergents are chemical products. If the used wastewater is discharged into the river, the water quality will be seriously deteriorated. ...

Are you scaring me? Is it that serious?

A: It's not over yet! Let me ask you, why haven't you written recently?

B: Hehe (quietly) no inspiration!

Extended data:

The four basic skills of cross talk:

Speaking, learning, teasing and singing are the four basic artistic means of cross talk tradition. "Speaking" means telling jokes, riddles and tongue twisters. "Learning" is to imitate the calls, hawking, singing, styles and languages of all kinds of birds and animals. "Tease" is to catch each other and make you laugh; "Singing" crosstalk refers to Taiping lyrics. For some reason, the crosstalk performed on TV in the past attributed all singing categories to singing, which was wrong.

Only sing Taiping lyrics, the rest are for learning. In cross talk, there are often programs that emphasize one or two of them, such as "Turning careers" and "Opera Dialect", which emphasize "learning" and "singing", while "Eight Fan Screen" and "Spring Lantern Mystery" emphasize "telling jokes". Actors often form different styles because they are good at using some means.