Who has Zhao Benshan's apology to Song Dandan in the essay "Tell the Truth-White Clouds and Black Soil"?

Cui Yongyuan: Hello! Hello, uncle! Please sit down! Please sit down, uncle!

Zhao Benshan: Yes.

Song Dandan: Hmm ~ ~ Cough ~ ~ ~

Cui Yongyuan: Aunt and uncle-a little nervous.

Cui Yongyuan:? A little nervous. Uncle and aunt, this is your first time in the studio of TV station!

Zhao Benshan:? The first time.

Song Dandan:? Well, it's ~ ~ ~

Cui Yongyuan:? When I first came to this studio, I felt a little nervous. You see, with so many cameras and so many viewers, you can relax after chatting. Introduce yourself first.

Zhao Benshan:? How to introduce?

Cui Yongyuan:? According to your family's custom.

Song Dandan:? Then I'll talk first ~ ~ ~

Cui Yongyuan:? okay

Song Dandan:? My name is Baiyun,

Zhao Benshan:? My name is black soil,

Song Dandan:? I'm 7 1 year old,

Zhao Benshan:? I am 75 years old,

Song Dandan:? I am a chicken,

Zhao Benshan:? I am a tiger,

Song Dandan:? This is my husband,

Zhao Benshan:? This is my mother-

Zhao Benshan:? My wife,

Song Dandan:? It's almost time ~ ~ ~

Cui Yongyuan:? Please sit down. Please sit down. Aunt and uncle, I'm so nervous. Take it easy. Let me tell you about this talk show. It has a topic, and it won't be nervous when we talk about it.

Zhao Benshan:? correct

Cui Yongyuan:? Today's topic is "Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow". I think we should change the rules. Uncle, you go first this time.

Zhao Benshan:? Yesterday, I prepared at home all night; Today, I came here; Tomorrow, go back, thank you!

Zhao Benshan:? It's simple,

Cui Yongyuan:? No, uncle, I didn't ask you to say this yesterday. I asked you to say it.

Song Dandan:? The day before yesterday, the day before yesterday, we got the notice from the village, thank you.

Cui Yongyuan:? Uncle and aunt, I said yesterday today tomorrow, not yesterday today tomorrow.

Zhao Benshan:? Is it the day after tomorrow?

Cui Yongyuan:? Not the day after tomorrow,

Song Dandan:? When was that?

Cui Yongyuan:? Not a day. I'm talking about za, this-recalling the past, commenting on the present and looking forward to the future. You got it?

Zhao Benshan:? Ah ~ ~ ~ that's the past, the present and the future!

Song Dandan:? That's not yesterday, today and tomorrow,

Zhao Benshan:? Yes, there is something wrong with your question.

Song Dandan:? Yes, that's not what I asked.

Cui Yongyuan:? I also made a mistake. I'd better ~ ~ ~ So who goes first?

Zhao Benshan:? I told you, be prepared.

Cui Yongyuan:? Ah, are you ready?

Zhao Benshan:? The spring breeze of reform spread all over the earth, and the people of China really lived up to expectations; Qi Xin joined hands to cross the century, and a flood was not smooth. thank you

Cui Yongyuan:? This is a poem,

Song Dandan:? It's my turn,

Cui Yongyuan:? Aunt also prepared?

Song Dandan:? Yes ~ ~ ~ I stood and said. The spring breeze of reform blew into the door, and the people of China were full of energy; The bay is very annoying, and the United States and Britain partner to bully people. thank you

Zhao Benshan:? Why thank a bully?

Song Dandan:? It's rude,

Cui Yongyuan:? What kind of conversation is this? This is a poetry competition. Uncle and aunt, today is the Spring Festival, so don't say those annoying things during the Spring Festival. Say something happy.

Zhao Benshan:? Did you read it? I'll tell her when I leave it at home. I said you can't write this paragraph. UN Annan can't control what you do with the Gulf ~ ~ ~

Song Dandan:? Then say it ~ ~ ~

Cui Yongyuan:? Uncle said, tell me about the good situation,

Zhao Benshan:? Dear leaders and comrades,

Cui Yongyuan:? Do you want to write a report?

Zhao Benshan:? Can't you say that?

Cui Yongyuan:? Ah, well, you go ~ ~ ~

Zhao Benshan:? Hello everyone! In 9898, there was a bumper harvest of grain and the flood was driven away. The people live and work in peace and contentment and praise the leadership of the party. Especially the people's army, is hard to find in the world. Foreign countries are in a mess and intrigue all day. The cabinet will step down today and the prime minister will be fired tomorrow. After the financial crisis, we must impeach the leaders. Throughout the world, the scenery here is better! Thank you very much (Sitting on the ground)

Cui Yongyuan:? Uncle! You fell! Oh, get up ~ ~ ~

Zhao Benshan:? Take two steps forward and forget-

Song Dandan:? It's okay ~ ~ it's quite successful,

Zhao Benshan:? Did it work? ..... shame?

Song Dandan:? No ~ ~ ~

Cui Yongyuan:? Uncle and aunt, how about this talk show? In fact, it is chatting and chatting, that is, you are sitting on the kang in the northeast, what your home is like, and what you are like here. Take it easy, okay?

Zhao Benshan:? Then you should talk about your relaxation earlier ~ ~ ~ You should talk about it earlier and understand it earlier ~ ~ ~ (take off your shoes and cross your legs).

Song Dandan:? You put on those shoes,

Zhao Benshan:? Tell me to relax!

Song Dandan:? Let the spirit relax. What are you doing? Relax your feet. It stinks ~ ~ ~ Goodbye, sweaty feet ~ ~ ~

Zhao Benshan:? No shoes, right?

Cui Yongyuan:? Ah ~ ~ ~ Okay ~ ~

Song Dandan:? Very rude ~ ~ ~

Cui Yongyuan:? Uncle and aunt, let me ask, oh, you haven't seen our program, have you?

Zhao Benshan:? Yes, your last name is Cui. Tell the truth.

Cui Yongyuan:? Okay, um,

Song Dandan:? Isn't your name Cui Yongyuan?

Cui Yongyuan:? Right,

Song Dandan:? People in our village really like you,

Cui Yongyuan:? Really?

Song Dandan:? They all praised you and said that you hosted that program very well.

Cui Yongyuan:? That's what you said

Song Dandan:? It's just that people are harsh ~ ~ ~

Zhao Benshan:? How dare you!

Song Dandan:? Honestly,

Zhao Benshan:? What are you talking about ~ ~ ~ I'm sorry, she didn't mean that. My wife said it means everyone likes you to host that program. Alas, the whole village loves to watch it. That guy said that your host has a lot of characteristics and laughs like crying.

Zhao Benshan:? No, laugh when you cry ~ ~ ~

Cui Yongyuan:? Their village is too boastful. Their village,

Song Dandan:? And that you-

Cui Yongyuan:? Okay, okay ~ ~ ~ Stop it. Let's talk about your parents. Now let me ask the question in detail. When did you get married?

Zhao Benshan:? Let's meet five or eight,

Song Dandan:? Around winter.

Cui Yongyuan:? I finally stopped reading poetry and started singing again. Who was chasing who when we were in love?

Zhao Benshan:? Hehe ~ ~ ~

Song Dandan:? Let's not talk about this ~ ~ ~

Cui Yongyuan:? This is personal privacy,

Zhao Benshan:? Actually, trav, you should have this vision. At that time, I often said that the young man was handsome and chased me.

Song Dandan:? Why don't you tell the truth? You make everyone look at your old face like a shoehorn. Can I catch up with you?

Zhao Benshan:? So unsightly,

Song Dandan:? Why?

Zhao Benshan:? This is called a shoehorn face. This is authentic pork kidney noodles!

Cui Yongyuan:? Worse than a shoehorn.

Song Dandan:? I'm sure I didn't brag when I was young. I'm glad to see anyone who sees it. Wu Laoer, who lives next door to us, shudders at the sight of me.

Zhao Benshan:? Hum ~ ~ ~ Forget it! Wu Laoer cerebral thrombosis, look who's shivering!

Cui Yongyuan:? Uncle, uncle, that's wrong. Actually, my aunt looks very energetic now.

Song Dandan:? I can't do it now. Now my hair has turned white and there are many wrinkles. Two white front teeth were gloriously laid off last year ~ ~ ~

Zhao Benshan:? Ha ha ha ~ ~ ~ This word is complete ~ ~ ~

Cui Yongyuan:? I know this laid-off person still uses it here. Uncle and aunt, I can ask one by one. Ask auntie first.

Song Dandan:? Ask me?

Cui Yongyuan:? Aunt, how did your uncle chase you?

Song Dandan:? He just ~ ~ approached me, chatted with me, mowed my lawn or read me poems, and always looked for opportunities to flirt with me!

Cui Yongyuan:? Make eyes at each other

Zhao Benshan:? Don't talk nonsense, I remember I gave you a pen, a table and a big blame for your family. When did I make eyes at you? What is leer?

Cui Yongyuan:? At present are young men and women-

Song Dandan:? What is leer? Why don't you understand? So ignorant,

Zhao Benshan:? What?

Song Dandan:? Eyes are spinach in autumn.

Zhao Benshan:? Oh!

Zhao Benshan:? Yes, every year.

Cui Yongyuan:? I heard for the first time today that eyes are like this. Uncle, you can't just send spinach. When people fall in love, they must make proper promises. Have you thought about it?

Zhao Benshan:? Hehehe, so there is still some history. Say it ~ ~ ~

Song Dandan:? I told you,

Cui Yongyuan:? Aunt said,

Song Dandan:? Let's have sex with money. I just want to give him a sweater. Less money, no money to buy. I happened to be herding sheep in the production team, and I found that the sheep were depilated, so I went down to bonus hunter. Going home at night, spinning into wool, knitting sweaters during the day, herding sheep and oyster hair. As a result, the production team found me knitting two sleeves, not only confiscated the sweater, but also held an interrogation meeting to interrogate me. That money is not a kind of money called-

Cui Yongyuan:? Dig the corner of socialism!

Song Dandan:? Yes, I was accused of being a socialist wool.

Cui Yongyuan:? That's a big sin,

Zhao Benshan:? She is too sincere. You said 50 sheep were released, but bonus hunter was an oyster. Who can't tell this guy looks like Ge You?

Cui Yongyuan:? I heard that this pledge is actually not honored, so there must be a decent bride price when you get married, right?

Song Dandan:? I'm not afraid of jokes when I say it. His poverty should have nothing to do with it.

Zhao Benshan:? Don't be blind, there was a household appliance!

Cui Yongyuan:? And household appliances?

Zhao Benshan:? A flashlight!

Cui Yongyuan:? Alas, there is no decent bride price, but you see that after so many years of ups and downs, uncles and aunts have lived well. I think this is the strength as always, which is worth learning for our young people and an example for us to learn!

Zhao Benshan:? Hey, hey, don't be like us. Our relationship is in crisis.

Cui Yongyuan:? Before?

Zhao Benshan:? at present

Cui Yongyuan:? What's going on here?

Zhao Benshan:? After the reform and opening up, we both built a two-story building. When the building was finished and there were more houses, she suddenly asked me to separate, saying that she would put aside a house, who would keep her from learning a foreign language? After that, she said that this feeling is that distance produces beauty. As a result, when I went upstairs, the distance widened and the beauty disappeared! You don't invite me to dinner every day. You make a phone call and say a foreign language: "hello, the meal is ready, come down, miss!" " "

Song Dandan:? Why don't you tell the truth? Why should I live with you?

Zhao Benshan:? You are narrow-minded.

Song Dandan:? You don't even look at me all day, but you wait in front of the TV every day to see Ni Ping. I won't tell you to forget it!

Zhao Benshan:? What's the use of saying that? Didn't your eyes go straight when Zhao Zhongxiang came out?

Song Dandan:? What about Zhao Zhongxiang? Zhao Zhongxiang is my idol.

Zhao Benshan:? Then Ni Ping is the girl of my dreams, whatever!

Cui Yongyuan:? Uncle, this is not right ~ ~ ~

Song Dandan:? Stop filming! What about these people? What do you think we should do after this?

Cui Yongyuan:? Say less.

Zhao Benshan:? Wrong, okay? It's all recorded!

Song Dandan:? Trav, this snoring is off. Oh, stop it.

Cui Yongyuan:? Turn off this grunt, stop playing ~ ~ ~

Song Dandan:? You are so old ~ ~ ~

Zhao Benshan:? No, you brought it up.

Song Dandan:? No culture!

Cui Yongyuan:? After all these years, I don't think it's worth watching TV.

Zhao Benshan:? It's not that bad, but worse. This guy called all the members of our family, men, women, children, East and West, to have a meeting and tried to impeach me.

Cui Yongyuan:? Things are getting worse!

Zhao Benshan:? Well, after a show of hands, everyone agreed with me-

Cui Yongyuan:? You are right!

Zhao Benshan:? Apologize to sb.

Cui Yongyuan:? Apologize this paragraph, be sure to let aunt tell you. You must remember what happened that day,

Song Dandan:? Go ahead, I'll talk to trav.

Zhao Benshan:? Just say it! (Pushing Zhao Benshan)

Song Dandan:? One night, Mao Mao knocked on my door. Staring at me like a stake when I opened the door, insisting on reciting a poem to me.

Zhao Benshan:? Stop it ~ ~ ~

Song Dandan:? "Ah, white clouds, black soil apologize to you, come to your door, please open your eyes and see how pathetic I am. Today, how can you and I repeat yesterday's story, and whether my old boat ticket can still board your wrecked ship! "

Cui Yongyuan:? Uncle, what happened?

Zhao Benshan:? The sound of the waves is still ~ ~ ~

Cui Yongyuan:? You see, today, let's talk about suffering before fighting. I think this topic is too heavy. Let's change the subject and think about a better tomorrow!

Song Dandan:? Well, I'll think about it first,

Cui Yongyuan:? Think about it first,

Song Dandan:? I imagine that I was born in the old society, grew up under the red flag, walked in the spring breeze, and prepared to cross the century. Think about the past, look at the present, I am one after another. So I had an idea.

Cui Yongyuan:? What idea?

Song Dandan:? I want to write a book.

Zhao Benshan:? Oh, stop it. Come on, I can't even read. What book can I write?

Cui Yongyuan:? Uncle, download books and write one.

Song Dandan:? Yes, everyone in Ni Ping publishes a book called Days, and my book is called Confucius!

Zhao Benshan:? How dare you brag? If you want to write Confucius, I will write a book and wait for Confucius. Blow it.

Cui Yongyuan:? The more you say it, the more wrong it is. Aunt, slowly conceive and write this book. Uncle, why don't you tell me what you want to do most now?

Zhao Benshan:? I think we are living a good life now, getting older and getting less and less time left. I used to talk about the sky, but now I talk about seconds. Next, I'm going to take her out for a trip, take a walk in a bigger city and go to Tieling for our honeymoon.

Song Dandan:? I thought before my honeymoon, I had to have a facial, put on these two front teeth and put on porcelain.

Cui Yongyuan:? Advanced,

Song Dandan:? Yeah, and then go for plastic surgery,

Zhao Benshan:? I shot a cucumber.

Cui Yongyuan:? If you make a face lift and cucumber, I have to make a pot of wine. As he spoke, he brought out all the snacks. In fact, I can hear that uncles and aunts want to be young forever, so I wish them happiness forever!

Cui Yongyuan:? At the end of our program, as usual, we will invite every guest to sum up their inner feelings in one sentence. Auntie first?

Song Dandan:? There's only one sentence left?

Cui Yongyuan:? In a word.

Song Dandan:? From the heart?

Cui Yongyuan:? Yes, from the heart.

Song Dandan:? I really want to see Zhao Zhongxiang.

Zhao Benshan:? Forget it! What the hell!

Cui Yongyuan:? I was told to speak my mind!

Zhao Benshan:? What a pity! No business! Let you say a word. What are you talking about? There's no shame in losing it! Don't say anything vital!

Cui Yongyuan:? Uncle, either you say a word.

Zhao Benshan:? Do I have one more word?

Cui Yongyuan:? Ah, in a word, right.

Zhao Benshan:? Who reported Qian's train ticket?

Cui Yongyuan:? Thanks to the audience at the scene and in front of the TV, tell the truth next week. Goodbye!