Are there any funny jokes for men and women?

A new eunuch, afraid that he would not hear the emperor's orders when he fell asleep, and afraid that he would delay the good things of the emperor and the queen, hid under the bed without authorization.

I found it the next morning.

The emperor said, "Well, how long have you been a slave under my bed?"

The eunuch knelt on the ground and replied, if you go back to the emperor, the slave will stay under the bed for five more days.

"What did you hear?"

In another day, you and the queen will appreciate this painting.

"What do you mean?"

Listen to you and the empress say ... "Come and let me see your breasts."

"What about the second watch?"

"It seems that you fell to the ground on duty for the second time."

"What do you mean?"

"Listen to the empress: come on up!"

"Night and day?" You seem to be eating crabs. "

"What do you mean?"

"Whatever you say: break your leg!"

"What about the fourth watch?"

"It seems that your mother-in-law is coming in four days. ?

"What do you mean?"

"I heard the queen shout," Oh, my mother, oh, my mother! ! ! ! "

"What about the fifth watch?"

"You are playing chess with the queen."

"What do you mean?"

The slave listened to the empress and said, "One more shot, one more shot! ! ! ! "