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English joke: Modern bicycle advertisement.
So he went to the store to have a look. After checking the bike carefully
Tom turned to the shopkeeper and said
"There is no light on this bike.
But there is one on the bicycle you advertised. ""yes.
sir
"The shopkeeper replied.
"But lights are not included in the price of bicycles. This is extra. " "Is it not included in the price of the bicycle?" Tom said angrily
"But that's dishonest. If the light is in the advertisement
It should have been included in the price you gave. ""hmm
sir
"The shopkeeper answered quietly.
"In our advertisement, there is a girl on the bike.
Do we provide one for you, too? "Tom saw an advertisement for a beautiful modern bicycle in the newspaper, which was priced at 50 pounds, so he went to the shop to have a look. After looking at the bicycle carefully, Tom turned to the shopkeeper and said, "This bicycle is missing a lamp, but it is in the advertisement. "Yes, sir," replied the shopkeeper, "but that lamp is not included in the price of the bicycle. This is extra. " "Not included in the bicycle price? "Tom is angry." But this is dishonest. If the lamp is in the advertisement, it should be included in the price you marked. "Well, sir," replied the shopkeeper calmly, "there is another girl in our bicycle advertisement. Should we provide you with one? "
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