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Captain and straw hat boy Monkey D. Luffy [Monkey D. Lufei] (translated by Taiwanese version as Meng Qi D. Lufei) Monkey D. Luffy's reward order Height: 172cm Age: 17 Birthday: May 5th (Japanese Children's Day) Hometown: Windmill Village (Donghai) Reward: 30 million (Fisherman Along Incident) → Demon fruit: rubber fruit seiyuu: Mayumi Tanaka taste: the taste of meat (judged by Qiao Ba's nose) Weaknesses: no sense of direction, poor memory (not remembered by the great people I have never seen), fear of hunger, fear of knives, fear of scalding, fear of water (especially seawater), sea stones, domineering or domineering weapons (the last three points are the common weaknesses of demon fruit's ability), Grandpa's love of Tekken Boxing and Nami's dream: find a piece to make a favorite food: meat, and all edible things are the most cherished: hats, meat, companions' hobbies: like adventure, love machines, lasers and other high-tech products, and always want a bronze statue of myself ... But because of people's obstruction and economic problems, I have not achieved the characteristics I want so far: curiosity, wearing a straw hat, and sometimes I will take it off in battle. The scar under the left eye (painted by myself when I was a child, which proves that I have the courage to be a pirate), the big mouth always shows a bright smile, delicious, simple, loyal, single-celled creature, easily moved, strong-willed, and has the consciousness of not being afraid of death to complete my dreams (so I often make brave behaviors) ... Special features: Superman is a devil fruit-rubber fruit. Attack skills: flexible ... rubber beating, rubber bullets, rubber bombs, rubber whips, rubber tomahawks, rubber rockets, rubber siege guns, rubber spears, rubber sickles, rubber clocks, rubber hammers, rubber sticks, rubber crossbows, rubber nets, rubber windmills, rubber shields, rubber balloons, rubber stutterers, rubber broom feet, rubber fireworks and rubber seals. When starting, steam will come out all over the body, and the speed and strength will be greatly improved in a certain period of time. "Third gear" can make your hands, feet and body bigger and become a powerful bone balloon by biting your fingers and blowing hard into the air. You can use the giant fist, but the side effect after using it is that your body will shrink (the shortened time is the same as using the third gear). Other moves: Six-style shaving (more skilled than CP9, only used in the second gear); Only one in a million people has the background of a domineering monarch: he grew up in a windmill in the East China Sea and established a good friendship with the pirate Janks who came here, hoping to become a pirate like them. Luffy, who loves to fight against injustice, ate the rubber fruit snatched by Jencks by mistake, and never learned to swim again, but she has a strange fruit power! Jencks with red hair put his straw hat on Luffy's head, and then he left the fishing village and went out to sea again. "You must give it back to me in the future, when you become a good one piece." From then on, his goal is-One Piece! That straw hat became Luffy's most cherished treasure. My father is Dragan, the leader of the revolutionary army, my grandfather is Karp vice admiral, and my brother Ace is the captain of the second most powerful white-bearded pirate team. In a word, Luffy has a super disorderly and powerful family. The most representative sentence: I am a person who wants to be one piece! Rollo Noah Zorro, swordsman and pirate hunter (Rollo Noah Zhuo Luo Rollo Noah Zorro Noah Zhuo Luo) [Rollo Noah Zorro] Rollo Noah Zhuo Luo Reward Order Height: 178cm Age: 19 Birthday: 165438+ 10/kloc. ), sleeping disadvantages: super road idiot, others will lead him in the wrong way. Features: green hair, three yellow dewdrop earrings in the left ear, a green Chinese bra, three knives pinned to the belt, and a black headscarf on the left arm (wearing it means that Sauron is struggling hard and his combat effectiveness has increased dramatically. Super road idiot, loyal, willing to die for his partner) Weapon: "He Dao" (originally owned by Guina, got this Dao with permission from Dojo teacher after his death. ), snow walk (when fleeing from the judicial island, the bridge was destroyed by the rust fruit of Colonel Naval Headquarters, and the rest was buried on the scary three-masted ship Thriller Bark); Three generations of ghosts (one of the fifty skills of broadsword). Blade of chaos. Demon knife, with a "catty" that can make the enemy hallucinate; Black knife autumn water (obtained by defeating the dragon horse on a scary three-masted ship). Specialty: Three Knives Flow Goal: Be the first swordsman in the world! Let your name resound through heaven! Background: Sauron went to the Dojo to kick the pavilion when he was a child, and lost to Guina, the daughter of the Dojo owner. Guina became his fencing target. The two agreed: one of us must become the best swordsman in the world! But Guina died because she accidentally fell down the stairs, which made Sauron feel the fragility of life and vowed to live tenaciously. In order to fulfill their agreement, he took Guina's sword and set foot on the road to become the world's first swordsman. The most classic sentence: I want to strengthen her share and make my name resound through heaven! The most representative sentence: the stab wound in the back is the shame of the swordsman! The third episode of animation: Nami's thief cat Nami (Nami) [Nami] Height: 169cm Age: 18 Birthday: July 3rd (Japanese 7 pronounced Nana, 3 pronounced rice, close to Nami) Hometown: Donghai-Cocoa Yaxi Village Old Sanwei: B86 W57 H86 New Sanwei: B95W55. His representative is orange. His weapon: the weather is great → all weather is great. His specialties are: drawing maps, observing the weather, being alert, calm and extremely judgmental, stealing and spitting, and he is often the most sensible one. Goal: Draw a map of the world with your own eyes. Character background: Hate pirates. In order to avenge Belmir and save the whole villagers in Cocosia village, Nami, who is gifted at making nautical charts, joined the Aron pirate group headed by Aron, and Nami chose a difficult way to survive. She and Aaron agreed that as long as she raised 100 million Bailey, she could buy Coco West Village and her freedom from Aaron. The villagers knew the truth behind her back and pretended not to understand her. But Nami did it eight years later, collecting 100 million berries. She can finally save the village, but things are not as simple as Nami imagined. Aaron bought off the navy and confiscated it in the name of stolen goods when Na Meiman had 100 million berries. Nami's eight-year struggle vanished in a blink of an eye. In the face of the unbearable villagers who are determined to resist Aaron to the death, Nami managed to squeeze out a smile and said, "Wait a little longer! I'll try again, and I'll save the money back. Angry villagers did not accept Nami's request, but in the end the village was liberated by Lufei and others, who wanted to find their companions. The most representative sentence: what I hate most in this world is pirates! I like money and oranges! The most representative action: knocking Luffy on the head (Sauron, Wu, Brooke ...) was added in 8 episodes. After 44 episodes, Luffy defeated Aaron Nami and rejoined Wu. Awarded to the sniper Wu Sniper (deceptive) [Wu Suopu] Height: 174cm Age: 17 Birthday: April 1 (April Fool's Day) Hometown: Xiluopu Village (Donghai) Occupation: Sniper Reward: 30 million (as Sniper King) (Fazheng Island Incident). Specialties: bragging, running away, slingshot, shooting, painting, big production, spitting. Goal: to become a real sea warrior. Character background: Wu's father became a pirate when he was very young (his father was a sharpshooter of the Red Haired Pirates). Father didn't come back until his mother died, but he always believed that his father was a good man at sea. Dreaming that one day I can be a pirate! But one day, the village was attacked by Captain Crow, who had been planning for three years, and the black cat pirates he abandoned. Of course, with Luffy's help, the peace and tranquility of the village were finally not destroyed, and Wu followed Luffy on the journey to realize his dream. Maybe he can meet his father somewhere in the sea. The most representative sentence: (in danger) I got the disease that I can't do XXXX. I'm captain Wu, and I have 8000 people! The animation 17 episode was added, and the animation episode 323 was re-added (after the Judicial Island incident). Shan Zhi, a black-footed chef (Ji Xiang of Xiang Jishi) [San Ji] Shan Zhi offered a reward. Height: 177cm (TV version 180cm) Age: 19 Birthday: March 2nd. Have a cigarette; Draw a circle of eyebrows; Leg length; Particularly sensitive to beautiful women (especially Nami and Robin); Chivalrous spirit; Never hit a woman. Strong black shoes. Specialties: superb cooking skills, leg skills that deter the enemy, and left eye that has never been seen before. Its unique trick "plastic kick" can change people's facial bones and achieve plastic effect. Its effect is most obvious in DiBaru's article. However, this trick is usually used in extreme anger. About the reward order: Shan Zhi offered a reward of 7,700 Vamberi for the first time. Because the Shan Zhi photographed by the camera lens looks like a black hole, it seems that the camera is not turned on, so the navy has no choice but to draw it, which is quite ugly and deeply hurts Shan Zhi. Later, I met Dibaru, who looked the same as the reward order, and made a plastic kick in a rage. Goal: find the legendary miracle sea-all blue. Character background: Born in Shan Zhi, Beihai, he worked as a handyman in the kitchen of a large passenger ship, determined to find transparent fruit. His initial goal was to become a transparent man and dream of finding the legendary blue ocean one day. Was washed into the sea by big waves in the confrontation with pirates in Zefu with red feet. However, because Shan Zhi and Zefu had the same dream, Zefu resolutely jumped into the sea to save Shan Zhi, while Zefu lost a leg in the process of saving him. Two people fell on a bare rock, waiting for the ship that would appear when they were hungry. Both of them were extremely hungry. Shan Zhi always thought that Zefu with red feet occupied more food than he did, and when he was ready to kill him for food, he found that there was only treasure in Zefu's big bag. It turned out that Zefu gave all the food to Shan Zhi from the beginning ... After being rescued, Shan Zhi was determined to protect the sea restaurant in Zefu with red feet; After experiencing extreme hunger, Shan Zhi never refused to give a hungry person a piece of food. Shan Zhi joined Luffy after Luffy defeated the Crick pirates who attacked the sea restaurant bharathi. Start looking for all the blue. The most representative words: I will never kick a woman. Men can forgive women's lies. In the 30-episode animation, Qiao Ba offered a reward for catching the ship doctor's pet [Tony Cheber] (Qiao Ba) (Tony Qiao Ba). Height: change due to physical changes. Age: 15. Birthday: 65438+February 24th (Christmas Eve). Hometown: the country of cherry blossoms (grand line) Occupation: Doctor's remuneration: 50 Bailey (Judicial Island Incident) Devil's Fruit: Everyone's fruit is excellent: Ikue stani's hobby: he likes everything that children like. Features: Reindeer with blue nose can talk, walk and do things like people after eating everyone's devil's fruit (and communicate with animals); Very timid, always hiding when encountering things, but unfortunately always hiding behind (hiding outside). Expertise: Medical skill, orchid (seven changes can be made after eating) orchid: A medicine developed unintentionally by Qiao Ba can break the law of devil's fruit, and seven changes can be made after eating. Because Bo Qiu is a strong drug, you can only take one tablet within six hours. When you eat two pills in a row, your body can't be deformed at will. Taking three pills in a row will lead to excessive capacity of the devil's fruit, infinite deformation of eight segments, great destructive power, but no self-awareness. If it is not pushed into the water in time, it will be life-threatening. Dream: Making a "panacea" Character background: Because he ate everyone's fruit by mistake, he possessed human ability and his nose was blue, so he was rejected by reindeer, but when he tried to live as a human, he was driven out of the village as a snowman. He lost confidence in mankind, but he was rescued and adopted by a quack doctor, Dr. Heeroo Luke, and named him Qiao Ba. With his companion, life became happy again. However, Dr. Heeroo Luke's time is running out. In order to save the person he respects most, Qiao Ba took pains to get Amiwu mushroom, which he mistakenly thought could cure all diseases, but it was actually a poisonous mushroom. In order to thank him, he couldn't bear to let him down. He drank the medicinal soup made by Qiao Ba with Amiwu mushrooms and died before the poison attack. Later, Qiao Ba studied medicine with Dr. Kuleiha. He never forgot Dr. Heeroo Luke's belief-saving the country. Later, with Luffy's help, the tyrannical king was defeated and the people regained their freedom. Qiao Ba followed Luffy to the seaside. The most classic sentence: no matter how much you praise me, I won't be happy, you bastard! (Actually, I am very happy. The most representative action: when hiding, you will hide in the opposite direction (the body is outside). The 90-episode animation is joined by the archaeologist Nico Rubin [nico robin], the son of the devil. Nico Robyn's reward order Height: 188cm Age: 28th birthday: February 6th measurements: B99 W59 H89 Occupation: Archaeologist's reward: 79 million Vamberley (O 'Hara incident) → 80 million Vamberley (Judicial Island incident) Devil's fruit: flower and fruit seiyuu: Yuriko Yamaguchi body fragrance: floral hobby: studying history books. And its ashes, belly black. Long black hair and blue-black pupils (red in the cartoon). Specialties: the flower and fruit ability can make any visible place grow any part of the body like a flower in full bloom; History, you can understand historical texts; Assassination. Dream: Find the real "historical text", investigate the blank 100 years of history 800 years ago, and reach the end of the great waterway "Rafdru" under the guidance of the historical text monument. Background: Twenty years ago, in order to eliminate O 'Hara scholars who can read historical texts, the world government issued the "Magic Man Order", and O 'Hara disappeared from the map. Robin is the only one who survived on O 'Hara Island. At the age of eight, he was awarded the title of scholar and was able to read historical texts, so he was wanted by the world government. At the age of 8, he sank six naval vessels (framed by the world government). Wanted with a reward of 79 million. Join hands with different criminal organizations to take risks in order to obtain real historical texts. When she was in alabaster, she met Luffy again and got into a fight with Crokdal at the funeral home, which covered up the history of alabaster. Luffy was poisoned after defeating Crokdal, one of the original seven seas, and was seriously injured. He gave the antidote to the king, but Luffy saved her at the same time, so-she became Luffy's new partner! In later stories, she played a greater role and realized her dream step by step! The most representative sentence: I want to live! Take me to the seaside! The animation 130 episode added 67 episodes, and the first appearance was Francci [Cutter Francci], a shipbuilder and builder. Francci offered a reward. Height: 225cm. Age: 34th birthday: March 9th. Occupation: boatman's reward: 44 million (Judicial Island Incident). Seiyuu: Yao Kazuki Taste: Cola Hobby: Raising cattle. He is a remoulder who is keen on wearing briefs. He has a blue jet head, a steel body and triangular black sunglasses. He is often moved to play the guitar and cry. He speaks with a foreign accent, uses coke as fuel and likes to drink coke. Specialties: not only superb ship repairing skills, but also understanding architecture. I am full of weapons except my back (because I can't reach my back). Dream: It was originally a dream ship, but Qianyang (also known as Sunny and Lion) was made of Adam tree, and the ship of One Piece was once made of this tree. I want to see my ship reach the end of the world. Character background: He is the apprentice of legendary shipbuilder Tom, who built a ship and a sea train for One Piece Gol D. Roger. The "Hidden Yang" was built for Luffy to replace the "Beautiful". When I was a child, because I intercepted a sea train, I rescued my master Tom and became a remoulder. I can become a centaur (with a strange appearance) and use all kinds of drinks (usually cola) as fuel. The "French family", the best ship-breaking city in the world, is a boss and a part-time pirate hunter. Idiom: This week! Super! In the animation of 322 episodes, Brooke offered a reward for the musician's nasal song [Brooke] (ブルック). Height: 266CM (the height of the hat is about 20CM). Age: 88 (38 years old 50 years ago). He died at the age of 40 and was resurrected 1 year later. The 50th birthday of Devil Triangle's solo flight: April 3rd (Mi You's Japanese pronunciation is the same as April 3rd). Devil Fruit: Huangguo Reward: 33 million (the specific event and time are unknown). Seiyuu: Y?ichi Nagashima Taste: Black tea hobby: playing ball, drinking black tea and telling skeleton jokes, which is similar to: My heart is pounding with fear, although I have no heart. Specialty: all kinds of musical instruments, fencing, Huangguo. The dream of those who can travel around the world for a week and meet Rab, an island whale, in the Double Gorge of the Grand Waterway. Character background: He was originally the head of a national guard, and later joined the Lombard Pirate Corps as a swordsman and musician. Later, he left the pirates because of the plague of the American captain and became the acting captain. Fifty years ago, he made an appointment with the whale Rabu to meet at Shuangxia. Later, I met the enemy in the Magic Triangle and was annihilated by the enemy. He was resurrected by the fruit of the yellow world, but because of the long interval of time lost, only the skeleton was left in his body. Pay great attention to your explosive head, because your hair won't grow back after being injured. I have become a skeleton, and only the explosive head can make Rab recognize myself, so I attach great importance to the explosive head. Besides, the bomber is very similar to his partner Rab. Taken away by moglia, I accidentally discovered that salt can purify zombies. In order to find their own shadow, the island purified a large number of zombie soldiers, which made Ghost Island into a panic. Finally, he was defeated by the zombie general "samurai dragon horse" with his own shadow, and it was not until Thrawn defeated the dragon horse that he finally recovered. After the Battle of Ghost Island, I learned from Lufeikou that my partner Bula is safe now. In order to fulfill the agreement with Bula, I officially joined the Straw Hat Pirates and became a musician of the Straw Hat Pirates. The most representative sentence: Miss, can I see your underwear? I smile when I see beautiful women, even though I have no eyes! Be a man and keep your promise!