Ask a funny joke about the Olympic Games.

A: The two of us will give you a cross talk today. B: please forgive me for not speaking well.

Do you know that Beijing will hold the Olympic Games in 2008?

I know!

A: Wow, the information is quite well informed!

Hey, who doesn't know? !

You know the Olympic Games. Do you know its full name?

B: full name? What is this?

I don't know, do I? To tell you the truth, the full name of the Olympic Games is "Olympia Games"!

B: Huh? !

A: This is Olympus. ...

B: Alas, alas, alas, will you wait?

A: What's the matter?

B: Olympus? Olympus, that's a camera!

A: ... a camera? Oh, it's not Olympus, it's Austria or something. . . Augustus? . . Australia?

Oh, what?

A: I remember! Oscar game! This Oscar ...

B: Alas, alas, alas, please stop! Oh, Olympus is wrong. Oscar again? This is Grammy!

What do you think it should be called?

B: It's called the Olympic Games!

A: Oh ... Yes, yes, "Olympic Games"! .

B: Yes.

A: Well, I watched the Athens Olympic Games every day last year.

Oh, everyday?

Well, every day. We often see our athletes win gold medals in China and so on. Seeing them, I know what I want to be when I grow up.

!

B: What do you want?

I want to be an athlete!

Oh, to be an athlete?

Well, I want to be an athlete, I can also participate in the Olympic Games, and I can also win the gold medal! Then I'll stop at the podium. Wow! How spectacular!

Thousands of spectators around cheered for me and I waved to them! "Hello!" (Imitation) The awarding guests came, followed by the ceremony.

Miss Yi, carrying a tray with a shiny gold medal on it. I shook hands with him first, then bowed my head, and he hung the gold medal around my neck.

Then the gold medal is mine!

B: (sarcastically) That's true!

A: Great! Not as big as it is now. I haven't even hung a bicycle tag around my neck, let alone a gold medal.

B: Huh? Some people have bicycle labels around their necks!

A: Don't hang up, I haven't even touched it!

B: What cards have you touched?

I-I just play cards.

B: Hey, what's the use of playing cards?

So, I get it! To wear a gold medal, you must be an athlete!

B: Oh, just for the gold medal?

A: it's not just a gold medal!

B: Anything else?

A: There are bonuses!

B: Prizes. ...

Didn't you read the newspaper? The national gold medal alone won 80 thousand!

Oh, that's it? It's clear when you ask! I said, people's championship for gold medal is to win glory for their country, and you pour money.

Eyes!

A: Well, not only did the country reward me, but I also won the championship, newspaper and TV. . . . .

B: Wait a minute. Oh, you are a training athlete, and you dream of becoming a champion before becoming one?

A: It's hard to say, athlete. I want it right away!

As an athlete ... are you qualified?

A: What are the conditions?

B: To be an athlete, you must have a good physique first.

A: I have a good physique!

B: Really?

A: Of course I have a good figure!

So ... how good is your constitution?

A: How good is it? It's hard to say. Anyway … I can eat ten steamed buns for this meal!

B: Ah, steamed bread? !

A: (proudly gesticulating with his hand) Such a big one!

B: That's useless!

What do you say?

B: You have to exercise!

Oh, you have to exercise?

How fresh!

Sure, where can I practice? I practice! What do you mean, let's practice? (Pull posture)

Well, are you fighting here? Practice what, see what you like.

What events do you like?

B: Alas.

I like it very much!

B: What do you have?

What kind of person are you ... football, basketball, table tennis, tennis, baseball, badminton, water polo, handball hockey, discus javelin, pommel horse rings?

Rhythmic gymnastics, high jump, pole vault, parallel bars, wrestling, judo, taekwondo, equestrian fencing, kayaking, diving, swimming marathon and sprint.

Hurdling10000m, boxing, cycling and weightlifting, I like them all!

B: Ah, can you practice so many events?

A: I have made up my mind!

B: Oh.

A: Make up your mind! I practice 65438 to 02345678 every week.

Is there a Sunday? Confused by the steamed stuffed bun!

A: The week is 123456 days. Practice every day.

No rest on weekends?

A: I have a gold medal. Do I still have a rest?

This is a great determination!

A: I was not old enough in Athens last time, so I didn't exist!

What about you?

A: How many gold medals are there?

B: A * * * 285 yuan.

A: If there is me, 285 yuan, I will get back at least 284 yuan!

Hey, why did you keep one? Get it all back!

A: No, I want to leave a piece for the Greek people to show my friendship to the host.

Well, how thoughtful of you!

A: I can't catch the Athens Olympic Games, so I'm looking forward to Beijing!

B: You won't get all the gold medals by then, will you?

A: Then I'll give you two tablets?

B: I don't want it! Well, consider yourself the president of the Olympic Committee! You can't practice so many projects by yourself.

A: Can't you practice?

I can't practice

A: Then I'll practice less?

B: Well, you can find one you like and practice it first.

A: Favorite?

B: Alas. What's your favorite project?

A: Me, rhythmic gymnastics!

B: Huh? !

A: Well, let's have a drill, a ball drill, and these ... I have a foundation!

B: Hehe, what's your background?

A: I can broadcast gymnastics! (Jump) 12345678, 22345678 ...

B: (Stop) Come on, come on, stop practicing! This is not for you.

Why not?

This is a woman.

Oh, is this a woman?

B: That's right!

A: Then ... I'll change it! Change men!

What should I change?

A: ... Oh, yes, I will shoot!

B: Then, can you shoot instead?

A: Of course! I have a foundation for this!

B: Oh, this has a foundation, too?

A: Of course!

B: What's the background?

A: A few years ago, I used to beat mosquitoes with rubber bands! (playing with rubber bands)

Well, let's see if he is free!

A: I practice shooting!

B: Shooting mosquitoes and beating them are two different things!

You mean I can't practice?

I can't practice

A: Then I'll change it!

What should I change?

Oh, by the way, there is also a Liu Xiang, you know!

B: Yes, the champion of 1 10 hurdles tied the world record and achieved the breakthrough of zero in China men's Olympic track and field.

A: I can only do this!

B: Oh, they practice this, and you practice this?

A: What's the matter? I have a foundation for this!

B: Oh, this has a foundation, too?

A: Yes! Hit me as soon as I fail the exam, and I will run as soon as I pass the exam. His father didn't catch up once. (smug)

Oh, run for your life!

A: What's the matter? If I keep getting beaten, I won't practice this!

B: Then what do you practice?

I practice boxing!

B: Why?

A: Good combat capability!

B: Fuck you! (End)