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Interesting homophonic allegorical sayings and their answers
Autumn queen toad? Call in a few days.
The Monkey King heard the hula hoop? have a headache
Eyes on the top of your head? Defiant; Act as if there is no one else nearby-think highly of yourself and ignore others.
Dumb people eat Yuanxiao? I know very well.
Xu Shu entered Cao Ying? Without saying a word
Bamboo bow? keep trying
Crazy girl tells jokes? talk and laugh cheerfully/merrily
Widow threw a urinal? be of one heart and one mind
Song Wu went to the store? Family members don't know family members.
Shooting rabbits on snowy days? Travel is not rewarding.
Bald man as emperor? Don't be king (fat)
Li Kui jy solved the case? The strong are right.
Grasshopper after autumn? I jumped my head in a few days; Jump for a few days.
Mute saw ass? I can't open my mouth in pain.
Ma Huihui plaster? attend to the matter personally
One nostril is rotten and three nostrils are rotten? Leave a vent
Guan Yunchang curettage to cure poison? As if nothing had happened-calm/indifferent/indifferent.
At the crossroads. Have you noticed? as everyone knows
Huang zhong called the battle? Refuse to accept old age
Meet relatives halfway? close relative
Blind people recognize needles? Not worthy of your eyes.
Don't take a break in May, July and June? Good cards
Pick peony from the hospital bed. Be greedy for flowers when you die.
Snakes eat straw? Straight neck
Shorty wants to ascend to heaven? I don't know little land; Delusion; Golden Millet Dream―sheer daydream
Toad pads the foot of the bed? Sick and sick.
Pan Jinlian's foot binding? Smelly goods; Dirty goods
Mice and cats sleep? bold
The mouse fell into the boiling water pot? No life.
Bald man as emperor? Don't be king (fat)
Broad beans bloom? evil
Cook meatballs in a paste pot? Calling you an asshole, you're still angry
A cock made of iron? Don't even give up a hair-very stingy.
Jiaozi is skinned? Expose the stuffing
The mute saw his mother? Nothing to say.
Open a mountain and level the ground? amount to
Guan Gong went to a meeting? Speak bluntly
Zhang Fei throws chicken feathers? It's hard to make it strong.
Looking for hoofprint under the heavy snow? Rarely seen
Lyu3 bu4 watching the story of dixin? Fascinated
Bananas after autumn? String by string
Han Xiangzi plays the flute? out of the ordinary
Drink tofu brain and get toothpicks? I can't believe the whole useless thing.
Han Xin ordered soldiers? The more the better.
Jia Baoyu became a monk? Have no illusions about the world
Take the sheep into the photo studio? Go abroad (sheep)
Is Lei Gong angry? Extraordinary; (of sounds) very loud.
Dreaming of getting a wife? I am biased.
The hammer hit the rubber? keep quiet
Tell Lin Daiyu to wield an axe? Force someone to do something he is unwilling or unable to do.
Huang zhong makes friends? Old as you are, your heart is young.
Couples fight? Don't convince yourself.
Pigs go into slaughterhouses? Contribute oneself
Zhuge Liang burns incense and plays the piano? Deliberate mystification
Tigers bite brown sharks? Once is enough
Sesame blossoms? Jiejiegao
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