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A love story.

1, Cowherd and Weaver Girl

Legend has it that the granddaughter Weaver of the ancient Emperor of Heaven is very good at weaving, weaving rosy clouds for the sky every day. She hated this boring life, so she secretly went down to earth, married a cowherd in Hexi privately, and lived a life of farming and weaving.

This angered the Emperor of Heaven, took the Weaver Girl back to the Heavenly Palace, and ordered them to separate, allowing them to meet only once a year on July 7th in Queqiao.

Their faithful love touched magpies, and countless magpies flew in and built a colorful bridge on the Tianhe River with their bodies, so that the cowherd and the Weaver Girl could meet on the Tianhe River.

2. Liang Zhu

There is a woman in Shangyu County, Yuezhou, Zhu Yingtai who likes reading poetry and wants to study abroad. But at that time, women could not appear in public, so she disguised as men with the girl Yin Xin and went to Yuezhou to study.

On the way, they met Yin scholars Liang Shanbo and Shi Jiuan, who were also going to study in Yuezhou. Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai hit it off and went to Yuezhou together.

During the three years in Yuezhou, Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai were inseparable, reading together during the day and sleeping in the same bed at night. Zhu Yingtai secretly admired Liang Shanbo, but Liang Shanbo's character remained unchanged. He never knew that Zhu Yingtai was a woman, let alone her mind.

On one occasion, when Tomb-Sweeping Day had a holiday, they went to visit Jinghu Lake. Zhu Yingtai hinted at the scenery to Liang Shanbo many times, but Liang Shanbo didn't understand it at all, and even made fun of Zhu Yingtai for comparing himself to a woman. Finally, Zhu Yingtai had to tell Liang Shanbo directly that Liang Shanbo had an epiphany.

But all this was known by Ma Wencai who was watching, and Ma Wencai also knew that Zhu Yingtai turned out to be a woman. Later, his family wrote to urge Zhu Yingtai to go home. Before he left, Zhu Yingtai left a letter telling Liang Shanbo that "28, 37 and 46 will be decided".

It means asking Liang Shanbo to propose to Zhu Fu ten days later, but Liang Shanbo thought it was three days together, so he proposed a month later. When Liang Shanbo arrived in Jiazhu happily, he knew that Ma Wencai had proposed first and got a dowry. Liang Shanbo had to leave sadly, and Zhu Yingtai sent him on his way.

After Liang Shanbo returned to China, Acacia was seriously ill. He wrote to Zhu Yingtai asking for some prescriptions that he couldn't find or get, expressing his despair. At the same time, he hoped that Zhu Yingtai would visit him. Zhu Yingtai wrote back to tell Liang Shanbo that he had no chance in his life and only hoped that they could be buried in Nanshan after their death.

Later, she died of illness and promised Ma's marriage for a pretence, but asked the wedding procession to pass through Nanshan and let her get off the sedan chair.

When Zhu Yingtai got off the sedan chair to sweep the grave, it was stormy for a while and the evil wind was piercing. Liang Shanbo's tomb is actually cracked. When Zhu Yingtai saw it, he jumped in desperately and the grave was closed again. Soon, a pair of butterflies flew out of the grave.

3. Peacocks fly southeast

The story took place in the Jian 'an period at the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty.

Liu Lanzhi, a young girl, has been learning embroidery since she was a child. She is good at playing the piano and reciting poems. /kloc-married Jiao Zhongqing at the age of 0/7. She worked hard day and night and did housework diligently, but her mother-in-law could not tolerate her. So, she wrote to her husband who was a small official in Lujiang County and told her unbearable suffering.

Zhong Qing came back to plead for his wife, but his mother scolded him and asked him to divorce his wife and marry another bride. Zhong Qing knelt down and said, "If you send this girl today, you can't remarry for life." Mother was furious.

Because she still wanted to get back to the county government, Zhong Qing had to let her wife go back to her family first and take refuge temporarily. Lan Zhi naturally understood that such a farewell was tantamount to giving up, and it was difficult to see you again in the future, so she left her usual sachets, dowry and other things to Zhong Qing as a souvenir.

After the cock crowed at dawn, Lan Zhi dressed herself up, bid farewell to her mother-in-law and sister-in-law, and boarded the bus with tears in her eyes. At this point, Zhong Qing has been waiting by the roadside, and the husband and wife meet. Feelings, bowed their heads and whispered: "I swear that heaven will not be negative."

Liu Lanzhi was sent home for more than ten days, and the county magistrate sent a matchmaker to propose to his son, but Lan Zhi politely refused. A few days later, the satrap asked him to propose marriage again, saying that the five sons of the satrap were not married, and they were willing to marry the Liu family for a hundred years, but they were rejected.

This annoyed Lan Zhi, Brother Thunderstorm. My brother's life is hard to disobey, but Lan Zhi was forced, so he had to make all the arrangements. The matchmaker there reported that the Liu family had agreed to get married.

Just three days later, it was another auspicious day, and the satrap immediately sent people everywhere to prepare gold and silk bride price in order to get married as soon as possible. When Zhong Qing was in office, he heard about this change and hurriedly asked for leave.

The next day, Lan Zhi was silent all day, just cutting clothes with tears. Suddenly, I heard the familiar neigh of horses. When I went out and looked at each other from a distance, I knew I was an old friend. Lan Zhi hand caressed the saddle and told the story one by one. Zhong Qing mentioned the oath of that day, so they had to "meet under the grave."

Go home separately. After returning home, Zhong Qing said to her mother: "Today, the strong wind blew off the trees, and the orchids in the yard were frosted;" The child's life is like the sunset in the western hills, and the mother will take care of herself in the future. " Then she bowed again and left with a sigh.

On this day, the wedding carriage and horses were particularly lively, and the bride had already entered the door. After dusk, the crowd gradually dispersed, the night was deep and everything was silent. Lan Zhi drowned with a skirt. Zhong Qing learned that he was wandering under the tree and hanged himself. The latter two were buried beside Huashan Mountain.

4. Feng Qiuhuang

Legend has it that Sima Xiangru and Zhuo Wenjun, one is a gifted scholar who is regarded as a distinguished guest by the county magistrate of Lin Qiong, and the other is a widowed beauty. Their story began when Sima Xiangru visited Zhuojia and played the famous "Phoenix Begging for Phoenix" in Zhuojia Louting.

Lin Qiongfu, Zhuo Wangsun, learned that "(county) has a distinguished guest" and gave a banquet to entertain the guests. Xiang Ru deliberately said that he was ill and couldn't go. Ji Wang greeted him personally, and Xiang Ru had to go to dinner. Zhuo Wangsun has a divorced daughter named Wen Jun.

Because I have heard a lot about each other, I spy on each other from the screen. Sima Xiangru pretended not to know, but when invited to play the piano, he took the opportunity to play a song "Phoenix Begging for Phoenix" to convey his love, because Sima Xiangru also heard Zhuo Wenjun's name earlier.

Wen Jun recognized Sima Xiangru's piano and looked at him secretly through the crack of the door. He is attracted by his style, demeanor and talent, and he also has admiration. After the banquet, Xiang Ru expressed his thoughts through Wen Jun's maids.

So Wen Jun ran away from home in the middle of the night and eloped with Xiangru to Chengdu. Sun was furious and claimed that his daughter had violated the ethical code, but he couldn't bear to hurt her, but he wouldn't even give her a copper coin.

Sima Xiangru's family is very poor. He has nothing but four walls. Zhuo Wenjun lived in Chengdu for a while and said to Sima Xiangru, "In fact, as long as you come to Lin Qiong with me and borrow some money from my brothers, we can try to make ends meet."

Sima Xiangru listened to her words and went to Lin Qiong with her. They sold their horses and chariots as capital and opened a hotel. Zhuo Wenjun sells wine and is in charge of store affairs; Sima Xiangru wears an apron and washes cups and dishes with everyone.

Zhuo Wangsun was deeply ashamed when he heard the news. He was ashamed to meet people and didn't dare to go out all day. His brothers and elders advised him, "You only have one son and two daughters, and you are not short of money.

Now that Wen Jun has entrusted himself to Sima Xiangru, Sima Xiangru doesn't want to go out to be an official. Although his family is poor, he is a talent after all. Wen Jun's life was finally supported. Moreover, he is also a guest of our county magistrate. How can you make him so embarrassed? "

Sun had no choice but to give a hundred slaves, millions of copper coins, clothes, quilts and property when she got married. As a result, Zhuo Wenjun and Sima Xiangru both returned to Chengdu, bought houses in farmland and lived a rich life.

5. The West Chamber

Scholar Zhang Sheng met Miss Guo Xiang Cui Yingying in Pujiu Temple and fell in love at first sight. Sun Feihu, who happened to rebel, marched around the temple and forced SuoYingying to be Mrs. Zhazhai. In Cui's mother's mouth, he got married, and with the help of his friend General White Horse, he lifted the crisis.

Unexpectedly, Cui's mother reneged on her marriage and Zhang was lovesick. Yingying loves Zhang Sheng, not a positive confession; After many twists and turns, with the help of the matchmaker, Yingying finally went to Zhang Sheng's residence for a private meeting.

Mother Cui sensed the signs and tortured the matchmaker. On the contrary, the matchmaker hit the nail on the head and reluctantly agreed to the marriage, but on the grounds of family status, Zhang Sheng immediately went to Beijing to take the exam. After seeing off Shili Pavilion, Zhang Sheng went to Beijing to win the championship.

Zheng Heng took the opportunity to fabricate a lie, saying that Zhang Sheng married another woman in Beijing, and the old lady refused to remarry, asking Yingying to marry Zheng Heng. Upon arrival, he was killed and Cui married Zhang.