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The composition "The past five years, the next five years" is about 600 words.

In the past five years, the next five years.

I listened to the song five years ago, and I listened to the same song five years later. Oh, I am a nostalgic person. Who's Tayu Lo? -The young lady next door asked me.

The jokes made me laugh five years ago, but I couldn't laugh five years later.

Five years ago, I watched the commercials in the middle of TV with relish; Five years later, when there is an advertisement in the middle, change the channel or go to the toilet quickly.

Five years ago, I admired handsome and tall men. Five years later, I had enough of such people. There are such people everywhere!

Five years ago, I thought there would be at least 50 possibilities in life; There is no possibility of life after five years.

Five years ago, I left my diary in Tibet for fear that someone would peek. Five years later, I stopped keeping a diary and couldn't find anyone to listen to my privacy, so I had to pour water online all day.

Five years ago, I was a mocked outsider in this city; Five years later, I laughed at outsiders in this city.

Five years ago, I was miserable because I didn't understand; Five years later, I was in pain because I knew.

Five years ago, I was worried about the head teacher because I didn't join the League for the first time. Five years later, I cursed the visa officer for being heartless and refused the visa within one minute.

Five years ago, a senior who could write poetry had a heart-to-heart talk with me and told me that literature is a good thing; Five years later, he had a heart-to-heart talk with me and told me that money is a good thing.

I was stupid five years ago; Five years later, I tend to be very good at playing dumb.

Five years ago, when I heard someone lying, I would immediately expose it loudly; Five years later, I heard someone lying and walked away with a smile.

Five years ago, someone told me a story. I pretended not to believe it, but I really believed it. Five years later, someone told me a story. I pretended to believe it, but I didn't believe it.