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Toilet

There are six rich men, namely a Japanese, a Russian, a French, a Norwegian, a German and an American.

They went to the mall together. Being rich, they have little left to buy. Only the weird stuff can attract their attention. Just as the mall was promoting the new art toilet, the six rich men stopped to watch.

After watching for a while, one of them suggested: "Such a novel toilet is indeed very unusual. How about buying one and trying it?" Because they are all rich people, no one is far behind, and everyone plans to buy it. One goes back.

The Japanese love cleanliness, so they bought a "super hygienic toilet"; the Russians like textured things, so they bought a "granite toilet"; the French value art, so they bought a "painted toilet" "Toilet"; Norwegians favor wood products, so they bought a "pure wooden toilet"; Germans advocate high technology, so they bought a "computer-controlled toilet"; Americans value freedom and relaxation, so they bought a "music toilet" .

Six people happily transported the toilet home.

A month later, six people got together again during a business meeting. During the chat, the topic unknowingly turned to the toilet they purchased last time.

The Japanese were indignant and spoke first: "I have returned the damn super hygienic toilet. The instructions say that the toilet will be automatically disinfected after each use and a plastic film will be put on the toilet seat. , sprayed with the words "It has been disinfected, please feel free to use". But now the procedure is completely messed up. Before I could stand up, it started spraying plastic film on my butt. I now have "It has been disinfected, please feel free to use" written on it. Use'! ”

The Russians then complained: “I have also returned the damn granite toilet. These people polished the granite too smooth. As soon as I sat on it, it immediately slipped and fell. Several times, it was inconvenient and my butt was bruised."

The French were not to be outdone and cursed: "I also returned the damn painted toilet. The printing quality of the painting is too bad. It keeps fading, and the paintings on the toilet seat are all gone!”

The Norwegian was also furious: “I also returned the damn pure wooden toilet! What’s the quality of it?” I don’t know if there were any checks at the time, but they also said that the management will be completely based on ISO9000. I’ll come along with you, but I’m full of scum!”

The Germans couldn’t bear it anymore: “The damn computer controls the toilet. I also want to return the product! I don’t know what operating system I use, but it keeps crashing. I was only halfway through the process when it started shouting: ‘The toilet computer has crashed. Please put on your pants and stand up, cover the toilet seat, close the toilet seat. Then open the toilet seat, take off your pants and sit down again, and the toilet computer will restart. ”

Final round. When he came to the Americans, he said angrily: "Damn music toilet, I can't do it without returning it! Originally it was said to have 3,000 songs in it, and it could be played randomly when convenient, but it ended up playing the same song nine times out of ten - The American national anthem makes me have to stand up and salute as soon as I sit down!"