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Take a look at college girls who are not good at rejecting others

Girls must learn these cute ways to reject others

Love chapter:

1. When you meet a boy you don’t like, you must learn how to reject him. Said: I know you are as thoughtful as the sun and the moon, and I wish I could have met you before you were married. (For a scumbag, please let him go away)

2. Boys: I have a very serious question to ask you. What do you think we are? Girls: We are brothers and sisters; Boys: Who wants to be brothers and sisters with you! Girl: Let’s do this, you will be my sister.

3. When Mr. Yang Jiang rejected Fei Xiaotong, he said: "The stairs are difficult to walk, so don't go up them in the future."

4. Boys: Schoolgirl, how many QQ do you have, I want to get to know you; Girls: I can’t memorize it, it’s too difficult.

5. Boy: Well... didn't you accompany me home last time to be my girlfriend? My mother said she liked you very much; Girl: Hahahaha, silly boy, call me daddy.

6. I saw a joke about rejection. A girl met a girl on the way to the canteen and confessed to her. She told the girl that she was a girl. Unexpectedly, the girl who confessed to her immediately confessed to her. He touched the girl's chest, then squatted on the ground and cried: "You didn't even find a better reason to refuse."

7. The love between my children and my children has the greatest influence on my career.

8. A boy said to a girl that I have liked him for a long time. Can you be my girlfriend? The girl said: What age are we in now? Confession is better for girls. The boy smiled happily, thinking that the girl was going to confess her love to him. As a result, the girl said: So your confession doesn't count, and I won't confess to you, but don't worry, I won't let anyone know about this today.

9. "Qi Pa Shuo" Qiu Chen: "Of course I am greedy. Those eyes that will fall on me, those softness and warmth that are within reach, or even just the expected relaxation and peace of mind, I Of course you want them all." "Then why don't you stay with me?" "What else do you want?" "I want you to remember me many years later. You still think I'm a good person." "You're overthinking it. I'm not a glass-hearted person. No matter what happens, I won't complain to you." "Well, I just want to think about it many years later. I am a good person.”

10. A boy chased a girl for a long time, and finally one day the girl agreed to go on a trip with the boy. In order to show that they are gentlemen, boys ask girls, where do you want to go? The girl said, let’s go to Jinan. So they came to Jinan. As soon as they got off the car, the girl wanted to go and see the Yellow River. The boy said, "Okay, it's cool by the river." The two came to the edge of the Yellow River. The girl said to the boy very gently: Now you should worry about it.

Workplace:

1. Show that you are doing something and have no time to do other things. For example, when a colleague wants you to help him complete something, you can say this: I am very honored to see your trust in me, but I have promised to submit a report to my boss before leaving get off work, so I am afraid I cannot help. Thank you for your trust.

2. Give advice to others. For example, you can say this: I don't know much about the research in your field, and it may not be of much help to you. You can ask someone in other departments, who may know more than me.

3. Promise to help him solve this problem in other free time. You can say, I'm busy with a project right now. If it's not urgent, I'll help you when I'm done. At this time, when a person hears such a reply, he will generally have a strong psychological balance, because his matter may be very urgent, so to a large extent, he will not bother you.

4. If you feel that your boss has assigned you too many tasks, you can say this: Boss, what is the focus of our current work, and how much benefit can it bring to us if we do this well? , but it takes a lot of energy to do this well, such as how much time it takes.

So in order to better achieve the expected results, I may not have time to do other tasks for the time being. Generally, the boss will reduce the work tasks for you when he hears you say this.

5. If a cross-department leader or colleague asks you to help complete something. You can refuse like this: No problem, but the work tasks of our department are all arranged by a certain manager or supervisor, so you can negotiate with him. It would be better for him to arrange it for me. Sorry.

6. If you really can’t refuse, you can shape your own value by helping him. For example, you can say this: I can help you with this matter, but I need to finish the work at hand before I can help you. And I have a training meeting this afternoon, so I will take leave and not go. Don’t worry. I'll get it done for you.

7. The last and most important point: to reject others, sometimes lies are more effective than telling your true thoughts.