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Who knows the celebrity anecdote of Zhuge Liang?

Zhuge Liang's father Zhuge Gui died young, and Zhuge Liang and his brother Zhuge Jun were raised by his uncle Zhuge Xuan. Later, the Han Dynasty appointed Zhu Hao to replace Zhuge Xuan. Fortunately, Zhuge Xuan had an old friendship with Liu Mubiao, the secretariat of Jingzhou, and he took Zhuge Liang with him. After Zhuge Xuan's death, Zhuge Liang and his younger brother lived in seclusion in Nanyang. Liang usually loves to recite songs, and often compares himself with Guan Zhong and Guan Zhong. At that time, people didn't pay much attention to his self-evaluation. Only his friends Xu Shu, Cui, Shi Tao believed in his talent.

Zhuge Liang, an ugly wife, made friends with Xiangyang celebrities such as Pang Degong and Huang. Huang once said to Zhuge Liang: "Wen Jun chooses his wife; Ugly girls with yellow heads and blackheads, but they are all worth matching. I heard that you want to choose a wife. There is an ugly girl in my family with yellow hair and dark skin, but her talent can rival yours. ) "Zhuge Liang agreed to this marriage and immediately married her. At that time, people played it as a joke, and there was even a proverb in the village: "Don't choose a wife for Kong Ming, you will get an ugly girl."

Visiting the thatched cottage is about the winter solstice in 207 and the spring in 2008. Liu Bei, who was stationed in Xinye at that time, visited Zhuge Liang three times at the suggestion of Xu Shu. I haven't seen Zhuge Liang twice before, but I finally met Zhuge Liang for the third time. The first time I met Liu Bei, the content was Longzhong Dui. Zhuge Liang analyzed the world situation for Liu Bei, and put forward the strategic idea of taking Jingzhou as his home, Yizhou as his foothold and the Central Plains. After three visits to the cottage, Zhuge Liang came out as Liu Bei's strategist, and Liu Bei's group strategy was based on this.

After Battle of Red Cliffs, mother Cai's slanderers were repeatedly forbidden, and Liu Qi asked Zhuge Liang for advice on self-defense several times. Until Liu Qi used a ladder at a banquet, Zhuge Liang said, "You will be in danger if you don't see Shen Sheng in the Spring and Autumn Period, and you will be safe when Jin Canwen and Zhong Er are outside?" Liu Qi recommended Jiangxia satrap to protect himself. Liu Biao died in August 2008, and Liu Cong surrendered to Cao Cao after he succeeded to the throne. Liu Beijun fled south, and Lu Su suggested to Liu Bei to ask Sun Quan for help. Zhuge Liang went to Chai Sang as a lobbyist, and first gave Sun Quan two choices by dichotomy: "If Wu Yue can compete with the Central Plains military, it is better to break diplomatic relations with Cao Cao as soon as possible"; Another option is to provoke the law. "If you think you can't resist, why don't you stop military action and surrender to the north?" Sun Quan decided to unite with Liu Kang Cao and sent Zhou Yu, Cheng Pu and Lu Su to lead 30,000 water troops to fight Cao Cao. In November, Cao Cao was attacked by Sun Liulian in Chibi and defeated by the plague in the army.

Battle of Red Cliffs had enough foot soldiers, and Liu Bei pacified the four counties in Jingnan in December, appointed Zhuge Liang as the military commander, lived in Lin Xuan, and supervised Lingling, Guiyang and Changsha counties to adjust taxes and enrich military assets. 2 1 1 year, Yizhou Pastoral Liu Zhang sent Fazheng and Mengda to ask Liu Bei to assist Zhang Lu. Zhuge Liang, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei and Zhao Yun guarded Jingzhou. In December of the following year, Liu Bei broke with Liu Zhang and attacked Chengdu. Zhuge Liang, Zhang Fei, Zhao Yun and others went to Shu to help out, leaving Guan Yu in charge of Jingzhou's defense, dividing troops to pacify counties and counties, and forming a capital with Liu Bei. In 2 14, Liu Zhang surrendered and Liu Bei entered Yizhou. Whenever Liu Bei sent troops to attack, Zhuge Liang was responsible for guarding Chengdu and providing Liu Bei with adequate food and clothing. For example, in the battle of Hanzhong, he provided resources for Liu Bei.

In February 223, Liu Bei was seriously ill, called Zhuge Liang to Yong 'an, and entrusted Li Yan to handle the affairs. Liu Bei said to Zhuge Liang, "Your talent is ten times that of Cao Pi. In the end, you will be able to achieve great things. If the heir can help, he will help; If he has no talent, you can take it yourself. " Zhuge Liang said with tears: "I dare to report the Loyalty Day with my strength and then die!" " Liu Bei asked Liu Chan to regard Zhuge Liang as his father. In April, Liu Bei died, and Liu Chan succeeded to the throne, making Zhuge Liang the marquis of Wuxiang and opening a yamen. Liu Chan also relied on Zhuge Liang's decision to lead Yizhou animal husbandry, political issues.

In the spring of 225, Zhuge Liang led the army south. Before he left, Liu Chan presented Zhuge Aliang with a gold cymbal, a curved cover, one before and after Yu Baoxuan, and 60 warriors. Later, Zhuge Liang went deep into the barren land to crusade against Lv Yong and Meng Huo. Zhuge Liang accepted Ma Su's advice to join the army, focusing on self-attack. First, he defeated Lv Yong's army, then captured Meng Huo seven times, and put down the autumn chaos. After the Shu Han settled in the south and obtained some supplementary troops, after a long period of accumulation, they had the foundation of the Northern Expedition.

In the spring of the Northern Expedition in 228, Zhuge Liang raised his voice in advance and took the Xiegu Road to get a reward, so that Zhao Yun and Deng Zhi set up suspicious soldiers to attract Cao Zhen troops and led their own troops to attack Qishan. Nan 'an, Tianshui and Anding counties in Longyou opposed Wei's attachment to Shu. Zhang He refused to break Ma Su in the street pavilion. Zhuge Liang pulled more than 1000 families back to Hanzhong from Xixian County. This is the first time out of Qishan. In the winter of the same year, Zhuge Liang went out of the warehouse and returned the grain to Hanzhong. Wei Zhui was beheaded. In the spring of 229, Zhuge Liang sent Chen Shi to attack Wudu and Yin Ping counties. Guo Huai, the secretariat of Yongzhou, led the troops to rescue him. He left at dawn to Jianwei, and Guo Huai retired to get two counties. In the autumn of 230, Wei Jun attacked Hanzhong, Sima Yi went to Xicheng, Zhang He went to Meridian Valley, and Cao Zhen went to Gu Jie. Zhuge Liang was stationed in Chenggu and Akasaka. After more than 30 days of heavy rain, Wei Jun retreated. In the same year, Zhuge Liang ordered Wei Yan and Wu to enter Qiang, and defeated Wei Hou General Fei Yao and Yongzhou secretariat Guo Huai in Yangxi. In February 23 1 year, Zhuge Liang led an army to attack Qishan and began to transport cattle and wood. When Cao Zhen was seriously ill, the Guanzhong commander Sima Yi refused. Zhuge Liang is cutting wheat at the top. Sima Yi chased Liang to Lucheng and was ridiculed as "fearing Shu like a tiger". In May, Zhuge Liang sent Wei Yan, Gao Xiang and Wu Ban to refuse, and defeated Sima Yi. In June, Li Yan called back because of poor grain transportation. Zhang He chased Liang to retreat to the wooden door and was shot dead by an arrow.

In February 234, Wu died of illness. Zhuge Liang led a great army out of Gu Jie Road. According to Wu's martial arts, he made a reservation in Weibin. During this period, Zhuge Liang sent envoys to take the gauntlet for many times, decorating women to anger Sima Yi of Wang Xuan, but Sima Yi endured humiliation and kept it, and calmed his anger with the coup of "a battle of thousands of miles". In August, Zhuge Liang died in Wuzhangyuan. Yang Yi and others returned with troops, and there was a story that "the dead Zhuge scared away the living Zhong Da".