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See through 10 a very philosophical sentence.
2. Let your smile change the world, but don't let the world change your smile.
3. See through everything, but don't. Seeing through is skill, not speaking through is accomplishment.
If I am brave, will the result be different? If I had persisted, would my memories be different? Sometimes, when a person disappears, there is only one world left.
5. don't share the same sky. If you hate me, I may not like you. Isn't it more natural and unrestrained for people to go their separate ways? Why are you aggressive? It's annoying to waste your breath. You are busy, but I have no time to accompany you.
6. If a person has experienced many hardships, he will become stronger, but it is difficult to be happy again.
7. Your depression is melodramatic, your procrastination is lazy, your obsessive-compulsive disorder is idle, your insomnia is not sleepy at all, and your phobia of choice is because of poverty.
8. The first truth we need to know about this world is that everyone is not stupid. If you see a person who seems to be doing something stupid, it only means that you don't know this person. In his world, there must be other reasons to support him to insist on doing a stupid thing that others can't understand.
Being kind to people you don't like and ignoring people you don't like doesn't mean that you are hypocritical, but that you are mature enough to tolerate these dislikes.
10 Although I am very tired when I am busy, I will be particularly comfortable after I am busy. Although it is cool when I am free, I will panic after a long time.
Non-mainstream personality phrases that are unclear.
Actually, I don't even know what I want
See through, we are still good friends.
On the way to losing my heart, you taught me to grow up.
A small person can't afford to turn over much waves in the sea of life.
I like kicking pebbles when I walk. Is this a symbol of loneliness?
I don't know the pain, she doesn't know how painful it is.
We have a happy ending, which you all want.
Matter exists because it exists because it exists, so why talk about it now that it has become?
Love or not is just an expression. Why take it seriously?
Love is always strikingly similar.
You can't miss yourself, you can't take care of yourself in pain, you can't take care of yourself in the result, you can't give yourself happiness.
The salary has not been paid yet, and the tears have already fallen.
Poor grades don't mean I can't survive in society.
That man is unforgettable.
Singing and dancing, the world is so beautiful.
I am handsome because I always believe that I am helpless.
When someone introduced the origin of class songs on the platform, he asked: What is the love of students for teachers? An answer: maternal love.
A guest asked Nana, "Why is your face so red? Nana: Because people are popular!
The leaking cup is not full, and the leaking inner tube can't fit.
Every time I am hungry, I feel that I can swallow the whole world. Every time I eat, I find that the world I want is so little.
Look at the sky at night and pinch your fingers to calculate that your tonsils are inflamed again ~
People who love me deeply, where are you now?
I will send you thousands of miles away. It's hard to guess whether you are alive or dead.
Love is a very hard thing, and the end is the starting point.
Only when the mountains have no edges and the heavens and the earth are in harmony can you dare to leave you.
We have no feelings together, so it's over?
Everyone laughed at me again, including you.
You gave me a blank in the world #; ゛
Life can't be on track without you around.
Everyone likes typing, is it because they are lonely?
Oath-just a slip of the tongue.
Maybe you will laugh at me for being stupid, but I am a devout believer in love.
Being angry is actually a ridiculous thing.
Look at me in the mirror. I don't know who is who,,,,
Don't disappoint the youth you should have fought for.
Some people say that people who don't want to fall in love actually have an impossible person in their hearts.
If you want something, just let it go. If it can come back to you, it will always belong to you; If it doesn't come back, it's not yours at all.
I can turn around smartly and look at you and her peacefully. Because of my pride, fall in price is not allowed in front of you.
Looking at the words like a knife in the mobile phone, my heart gently strokes my chest like a knife. It hurts, hurts, and I'm suffocating.
10 understand life and be a mature and intelligent person.
1. In this world, there are two things we must do: one is to hurry up, and the other is to stop and see if we have a good attitude. A good attitude is a good companion in life and makes people happy and healthy. (-Have a sunny mind)
2. Life without love is like a desert. It gives people roses, and the hands are fragrant. Learning to love others is actually loving yourself, so that love can warm everyone's heart like the afternoon sunshine. (-Learn to love others)
3. Understand and respect others, and always be tolerant and grateful. Tolerance is a virtue and also a kind of wisdom. It is so vast that you will be grateful to your friends who have helped you. Be grateful to your enemies. They make you strong. (-Understand tolerance and gratitude)
4. Watch your mouth, don't just talk for a while and talk nonsense. A kind word warms up in three winters, a hurtful word warms up in June. Speak with your head, be sensitive and cautious, it's useless to talk too much, don't preach others' evil, and naturally turn your enemy into your friend. (-remember that disaster comes from the mouth)
5, human feelings, human feelings, human nature, charity, good at communication, usually burn more incense, help more in case of emergency, so human feelings need to be stored more, just like bank deposits. The more you save, the longer you spend, and the bigger the bonus. (-save more human feelings)
6. Don't worry! Don't jump to conclusions, especially when you are angry. You should learn to put yourself in the other's shoes, or wait, accept it, simplify complex things as much as possible, and never complicate simple things. (-Don't make a fuss about something)
7. Really learn to be content. The biggest trouble in life is to start with the most meaningless comparison. There are always people who are inferior to you, and there are always people who are better than you. When I cried, I found that someone had no feet. (-really learn to be content)
8. If the enemy makes you angry, it means that you are not sure to win him. There is no need to look back at who is cursing you. If a mad dog bites you, do you have to get down and bite back? (-There is no need to get angry and care)
9. Don't take work as a burden. Since we can't change jobs at present, and there is no better job, instead of being angry and complaining, we should face it positively and happily. When you regard work as life and art, you will enjoy it. (-Enjoy the joy of work)
10, one day is a blessing, so cherish it. Life is only a few decades, so don't leave more regrets for yourself. When the sun rises, the East China Sea will sink in the west, and it will be a sad and happy day. People are comfortable when they are not entangled in things. (-cherish life)
60 very philosophical sentences
1, as the saying goes: a good horse doesn't eat grass; But as the saying goes: the prodigal son will never change his money!
2. As the saying goes, rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests; But as the saying goes: the moon comes first near the water tower!
3, as the saying goes: the prime minister can punt in his stomach; But as the saying goes, no revenge is not a gentleman!
4. As the saying goes, a man is a gentleman and would rather die than surrender; But as the saying goes, a man is a gentleman and can bend and stretch!
5, as the saying goes: it depends on the owner to beat the dog; But as the saying goes: kill the chicken for the monkey!
6. As the saying goes, everything you know is inexhaustible; But as the saying goes, silence is golden.
7. As the saying goes, everything will be solved in the end. But as the saying goes: hit the south wall and never look back!
8, as the saying goes: people don't commit me, I don't commit crimes; But as the saying goes, first strike is strong, then strike is strong!
9. As the saying goes: courtesy is light and affection is heavy; But as the saying goes: it's not surprising to be polite to many people!
10, as the saying goes: many hands make light work; But as the saying goes: many people talk more!
1 1, as the saying goes: buying and selling cannot be right; But as the saying goes: Brothers, settle accounts clearly!
12, as the saying goes: a hero has three gangs; But as the saying goes: it is better to rely on others than on yourself!
13, as the saying goes: Man struggles upwards; But as the saying goes: climb high and fall hard!
14, as the saying goes: spit a nail; But as the saying goes: people have two skins on their mouths, so it makes sense!
15, as the saying goes: knowledge should have property rights; As the saying goes: Don't share your anxiety!
16, as the saying goes: it is not too late to mend; But as the saying goes, it's too late to mend!
17, as the saying goes: a thin camel is bigger than a horse; But as the saying goes, a plucked phoenix is not as good as a chicken!
18, as the saying goes: life is worse than death; But as the saying goes, if you stay in the green hills, you are not afraid of burning without firewood!
19, as the saying goes: people can't judge by their appearances, and the sea can't be measured; But as the saying goes, clothes make the man, and horses make the saddle!
20, as the saying goes: the prodigal son will not change his money; But as the saying goes: dogs can't change and eat shit!
2 1, as the saying goes: the sea of suffering is boundless, and turning back is the shore; But as the saying goes: there is no turning back arrow before opening the bow!
22, as the saying goes: take a step back and broaden the sky; But as the saying goes: the brave win when they meet in the narrow road!
23, as the saying goes: 360 lines, the line is the champion; But as the saying goes: nothing is better than reading!
24, as the saying goes: hate less when using books; But as the saying goes, nothing goes to the Three Treasures Hall!
25. As the saying goes, money is not everything; But as the saying goes: money makes the mare go!
26, as the saying goes: God never shuts one door but he opens another; But as the saying goes: Skynet is long, sparse but not leaking!
27, as the saying goes: mud does not touch the body; But as the saying goes: If you are near Zhu Zhechi, you will be black, if you are near Mexico!
28, as the saying goes: catch a thief, catch a thief, catch a rape and catch a double; But as the saying goes: if you want to add a crime, why not stop it!
29. As the saying goes, you can't move if you are poor! But as the saying goes: people are short of ambition, and horses are thin and hairy!
30. As the saying goes, shine on you is better than blue; But as the saying goes: ginger is still old and spicy!
3 1, as the saying goes: the afterlife is awesome; But as the saying goes: no hair on your mouth, no practical work!
32. As the saying goes: There are thousands of miles to meet; But as the saying goes: it's not that friends don't get together!
As the saying goes, we want two birds to fly in the sky with the same wing, and we want two branches of a tree to grow together on the ground. ; But as the saying goes: husband and wife are birds in the same forest, and they fly separately when disaster strikes!
34. As the saying goes: forgive others and forgive others; But as the saying goes: back to the mountain, there will be endless troubles!
35. As the saying goes, good is rewarded with good, and evil with evil; Then he said: people are good at being bullied, and horses are good at being ridden!
36. As the saying goes: No pains, no gains; But as the saying goes: people are not rich without windfall, and horses are not fat without night grass!
37. As the saying goes: Be careful to sail a ship for ten thousand years; But as the saying goes: support the bold and starve the timid!
38. As the saying goes, small quantity is not a gentleman; But as the saying goes: no poison, no husband!
39. As the saying goes, an inch of time is an inch of gold; But as the saying goes: an inch of gold can't buy an inch of time!
40. As the saying goes, people are different; But as the saying goes: the heart and the stomach are separated!
4 1, as the saying goes: time flies; But as the saying goes: every day is like a year!
42. As the saying goes, don't do to others what you don't want them to do to you. But as the saying goes: those who follow me prosper, those who oppose me die!
43, as the saying goes: evil does not press right; But as the saying goes: the Tao is one foot high, and the devil is one foot high!
44. As the saying goes, a little intolerance leads to great mischief; But as the saying goes: don't steam steamed bread!
45. As the saying goes, everyone is for me and I am for everyone; But as the saying goes: every man for himself, the devil takes the hindmost!
46. As the saying goes, if you are not afraid of disrespect, you are afraid of being wrong; But as the saying goes, "People speak with great wisdom, and there are no bones left!" !
47. As the saying goes, three heads are better than Zhuge Liang; But as the saying goes, one monk carries water, two monks carry water, and three monks have no water!
48. As the saying goes: Nothing ventured, nothing gained; But as the saying goes: the tiger's ass can't be touched!
49. As the saying goes, filial piety comes first; But as the saying goes: loyalty and filial piety can't be satisfactory!
50, as the saying goes: people have no long-term worries, there must be near worries; But as the saying goes, if you drink today, you will be drunk today.
5 1, as the saying goes: family affairs, state affairs, care about everything; But as the saying goes: wife and children are hot!
52. As the saying goes, man can conquer nature; But as the saying goes: providence is hard to violate!
53. As the saying goes: Gong Yu moved mountains; But as the saying goes: arms can't twist thighs!
54. As the saying goes: Where you fall, you get up; But as the saying goes: one small step makes an everlasting regret.
55. As the saying goes, if the road is uneven, someone will shovel it, and if the road is uneven, someone will take care of it; But as the saying goes: sweep the snow in front of your own house, don't worry about other people's frost!
56. As the saying goes, the grace of a drop of water should be rewarded by a spring! But as the saying goes: kick down the bridge, tear down the mill and kill the donkey, cook the rabbit and kill the dog, and bury the bird in the bow!
57. As the saying goes: Double happiness comes at the door; But as the saying goes, it never rains but it pours
58, as the saying goes: people move, trees move to death; But as the saying goes, a rolling stone gathers no moss, and job-hopping doesn't make money!
59, as the saying goes: marry a chicken with a chicken, marry a dog with a dog; But as the saying goes: men are afraid of choosing the wrong line, and women are afraid of marrying the wrong person!
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