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An elephant saved a frog and wrote a hundred words.
One day, the tiger said to the elephant, "Elephant, dare you compete with me?" "than what?" The elephant asked. The tiger thought for a moment and said, "Let's see who can scare people into the house with sound." Whoever loses will be eaten by the other side in three days. "
The elephant said, "You call first!" The tiger roared, scaring people to run into the house and close their doors and windows. The tiger said majestically, "Elephant, it's your turn." It doesn't matter if the elephant calls like this. Everyone thought that elephants were stealing crops again, so they picked up sticks and came out to beat elephants.
The elephant was sad when it lost. On the way home, he cried as he walked. A frog saw it and asked, "Why are you crying?" The elephant said, "I will be eaten by a tiger in three days." Say that finish, and began to cry. The frog thought for a moment and said, "I can help you." The elephant said, "What can you do for me?" "Of course there is a way, you just wait and see. Come to me after the tiger eats you. " Said the frog. On that day, the elephant had no choice but to really look for the frog.
The frog jumped on the elephant's head and pretended to eat it. He also said, "This elephant head is really delicious." The tiger saw it and said, "Let's have a competition. If you jump farther than me, I won't eat. "
The game has started. The frog caught the tiger's tail. When the tiger jumped to the shore and wagged its tail, the frog let go and jumped to the ground. The tiger looked back, a little incredulous, and said, "It doesn't count this time. Let's do it again. " The frog grabbed the tiger's tail again, jumped to the shore and let go, jumping farther than the tiger. The tiger was dumbfounded. At this time, the frog spit out two tiger hairs from his mouth and said, "Look, this is what I ate from your grandfather." Say that finish, just jilted to jilt tiger hair.
When the tiger saw it, the frog was so fierce that he was too scared to lift his head and turned away. From then on, the tiger never dared to be with the elephant frog again.
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