Langfang triumph truth

Langfang triumph "triumph", as the name implies, is a great victory of the war. "Victory in Langfang" was a battle in Langfang during Eight-Nation Alliance's invasion of China. The name "victory" comes from the Qing government. However, according to relevant historical records, it is hard to call this battle a "victory" or even a joke. 1900, Empress Dowager Cixi wanted to abolish the emperor and made "Big Brother" Pu Jun emperor. It is said that the country name is Baoqing, and the last emperor of China was almost Pu Jun instead of Puyi. However, due to the strong opposition of western powers and the encouragement of insiders in the Qing Dynasty, Empress Dowager Cixi actually did one thing for the first time, that is, declared war on world powers.

Empress Dowager Cixi dared to declare war on the world, largely because of the rise of the Boxer Rebellion. However, Empress Dowager Cixi felt popular, so the Boxer Rebellion besieged the foreign embassy in Dongjiaominxiang, Beijing. Although this action is illegal internationally, how many people are humiliated by boxers here? Thousands of Qing troops and Boxers attacked embassies of various countries with only dozens of soldiers on average, and they could not fight for more than 50 days.

The embassy was surrounded, so the mighty Eight-Nation Alliance entered Beijing and arrived in Langfang on the way to Beijing, so there was the "Langfang Victory" to be said today.

In our history books, we recorded "Langfang Victory". Allied forces led by British general Seymour went north along the railway. When they arrived in Langfang, they met some patriotic Qing troops and fearless Boxers mentioned in history books. Boxers in the front, the Qing army in the back, rushed to the foreign devil. First, the Boxer Rebellion, led by all the bosses, invited to Zuo Fu, drank the water of Dharma, used magical powers to protect themselves, and then became invulnerable.

However, the real results have not been carefully recorded. Inspired by the master elder brother, the Boxer Rebellion believed in miraculous powers, so the Boxer Rebellion collected excrement pots and urinals near Langfang, and then the Boxer Rebellion rushed at foreigners with these "sophisticated weapons". Well-informed foreigners don't know what weapon it is, but only think about one thing-"Grandma, don't let this shit spill on me." So all kinds of weapons in Eight-Nation Alliance are called.

As a result, as you can imagine, just when the Boxer came, I found that the pots and pans on my arm had been knocked out and the shit inside had flowed out. Only then did I realize that my magic was useless. Compared with this time, the boxers must be cursing "Nima, what good magic can protect your body?" When the Boxer saw the people in front, they were scared out of their wits and immediately turned around and ran back.

It is said that there are more than 60 casualties and more than 200 injuries in Eight-Nation Alliance. At least seven people were killed and more than 50 people were injured. As for the so-called "great victory", everyone should know it!