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short happy moment jokes. In real life, we can read more short and happy jokes, which can adjust our lives and make us happier. Next, I will take you to know more about the content of the short happy moment joke encyclopedia. A brief happy moment joke 1

1. When I was born, God promised to marry his most beautiful daughter to me. I looked around, searched up and down, and waited for years, but I haven't seen the shadow of the fairy. I was depressed, so I ran to ask God. God said, "What's your hurry? I don't even have a girlfriend! "

2. It's better to buy me a cigarette than to go to a nightclub once.

3. arguing with MM about whether whales are fish or not, I finally said that "the Japanese also bring personal characters", and she agreed that whales are not fish.

4. When I saw the ruins after the World Trade Center collapsed; When I saw the tragic death of children in Beslan Primary School; When I saw the streets after the explosion in Madrid; When I saw the paralyzed subway station in London ... I was already extremely angry-you cold-blooded and inhuman KB elements didn't know to attack Japan? !

5. Thank you for being rude and letting me learn to give up ...

6. I will allow you to walk into my world, but I will never allow you to walk around in my world.

7. The mosquito is really angry after biting you, but what is even more angry is that it bit you, but you can't find it!

8. Honey, are you dead? Hold me tight if you die, so that the corpse collector can know that we are a couple!

9. QQ has been acting as a long-term agent for chatting up and being accosted. Women and children are welcome to negotiate with smiles.

1. Reading today, I was depressed to see that Emperor Kangxi had become the king of a country at the age of twenty-three. But seeing that Emperor Tongzhi had been dead for four years at the age of twenty-three, I was in balance. A short happy moment joke 2

1. Those who are good-looking and like to eat are called foodies, and those who are ugly and like to eat are called fools!

2. It is said that men have gold under their knees. I quickly rubbed off the skin and didn't even find a piece of iron!

3. In ancient times, pharmacies always hung a couplet: I wish there was no disease in the world, and I would rather put medicine on the shelf to produce dust. Nowadays, pharmacies will hang a big banner: a catty of eggs will be given to people who buy medicine in 38 yuan.

4. What is friendship? I changed my mobile phone number four times after graduation, and no one told me, but my classmates still contacted me when they got married!

5. When I was a child, I compared my grades. When I grew up, I compared my salary. Now I have to compare my steps when I walk. Leave me alone, I just want to be an uncontested garbage, but I didn't find out until I really did it, even the garbage had to be classified!

6. My wife sent a message in the circle of friends: Keep exercising, 3, steps a day, great. In order not to be exposed, let me take her mobile phone to run every night, and I won't come back if I don't meet the standard.

7. I finally know why people choose a good day when they get married, because there may be no good day after marriage.

8. I heard that shopping is good for treating depression, but I am depressed because I have no money.

9. Today, a customer came to the bank to withdraw money. The next sentence made me petrified: "Hello, it's time for me to die." Super happy moment joke

1. The three most difficult things in life: keeping secrets, forgetting the trauma and making full use of leisure time.

2. The two most difficult things in the world: one is to put your own ideas into other people's heads, and the other is to put other people's money into your own pockets.

3. You are dressed like this. Are you dissatisfied with the world?

4. Construction engineering and marriage: Marriage is bidding, love is negotiation, the woman's parents are the owners, the man's parents are the contractors, the witness is the supervisor, the marriage certificate is the contract, and marriage is the groundbreaking ceremony.

5. The history teacher said that the order of unifying the six countries in the Qin Dynasty could be recorded as "calling Zhao Wei to act".

6. If you want to have free time, don't waste it.

7. Rain says that the sky will shed tears, coffee says that life should get used to bitterness, and I say that living is simply suffering.

8, the mood can be peaceful, but it can't tend to be dead.

9. The biggest enemy in life is yourself; The biggest failure is arrogance; The greatest stupidity is self-deception.

1. If you want what others don't get, you have to pay what others don't pay.