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What is the most terrible thing about Aquarius?
They are broad-minded, love peace, advocate equality for all regardless of wealth, not only respect personal freedom, but also help others and love life. They are typical idealists and humanitarians. They are convinced that there is justice in the world, so they often have the spirit of reform (or revolution).
In addition, they also attach great importance to theory and knowledge, have excellent reasoning ability and creativity, are objective and calm, good at thinking, love, stress science, logic and concepts, and have strong values. This is an elusive constellation, with positive proof of super powers and supernatural phenomena, good popularity and eloquence, and loyalty to one's own beliefs.
Aquarius is an idealist, but when it comes to love, they will become practical.
The characteristics of Aquarius
I attract you, but you have to attract me.
Aquarius can't bear the wishful love of others and can't pester others with wishful thinking. When he attracts you, you'd better not show your affection or curiosity for him too early, but keep praising him, because in case you don't attract him, he will feel that your evaluation of him is not trustworthy.
If Aquarius attracts you, you also attract his eyes and thoughts, and a happy and equal relationship is promising. This is especially manifested in love.
I'm not saying Aquarius is proud or snobbish. To tell the truth, I seldom see a bottle of real pride or snobbery. Bottles are only good at controlling the quality of foreign objects flowing into their lives and doing quality inspection, just like eating white rice, the tongue will naturally be sensitive to pebbles mixed in rice grains. As for the bad things that flow into other people's lives, Aquarius people don't care too much. But if it is his friend, he still can't help but want to help filter out the quality inspection. When they are together, they are scattered; This is the bottle's view of people. This "combination" means "I attract you, but you want to suck me."
Genius loves itself. Non-genius loves genius.
Observing words and feelings is the basic way for Aquarius to maintain good interpersonal relationships. If the situation is good, it will also become their skills in dealing with the world. But what really makes bottles a profession is their ability to know themselves.
If Aquarius shows extraordinary talent when he is young, then he will love himself more than anything else. If he discovers or admits that he is not a genius early and wants to make friends with geniuses, he will reward those talented people and give them praise without hesitation. For ordinary people, as long as they are not bad people, Aquarius will at least treat them well. However, love is hard. Besides genius, Aquarius also appreciates energetic and knowledgeable people. Experienced or resourceful explorers won his favor. Basically, in the professional field of Aquarius, he is very confident and brave to break through. He is modest and curious within the scope of his non-major.
Pursue freedom, openness and progress with a conservative character.
Aquarius, which advocates freedom, presents an alternating pattern of indifference and enthusiasm in appearance. You don't think he is a cold person, and you don't think he is a warm person. You always feel that his innocence and sophistication are intertwined. This is entirely due to his conservative character. Aquarius likes romance, but does not deliberately pursue romance. Different people often have the illusion that the bottle is romantic, but it is not what you think.
If romance and danger are synonymous, Aquarius would rather not have this ghost romance. In fact, he is very practical. If there is a danger of catching a cold by going for a walk at the seaside, he won't go unless he is fully prepared for the cold. Occasionally he will do something crazy, but not on a large scale. It is difficult for you to see a bottle break by itself, but once you see it, I believe he really wants to break it. Don't try to piece him together, just expect a broken bottle to be reborn.
Pursuing freedom, openness and progress with a conservative character is easy to fall into a gentle quagmire. However, due to internal and external contradictions, his ability to reflect on himself and the world is increasing day by day. Those young and frivolous people can actually realize their dreams when they are young.
Loyalty, affection and the eternity of love are his favorite words.
The initial plot of the love that excites Aquarius may not be earth-shattering, but it can't help but surprise him, even saying that "all good things will come when they are not prepared"; It's like someone suddenly gave him a handful of candy to eat, and he didn't expect you to know that he loved it. Probably many people think that Aquarius is an irresponsible lover, not to mention that the bottles deny it, even I don't agree. He just refuses to continue to be responsible for the wrong relationship, which is dishonest and insulting to the other party.
Love, loyalty, affection and eternity are his favorite words. If Aquarius falls in love with you, he is faithful at any moment when you fall in love. In case the love story ends, he will still miss it, though it is irreparable and affectionate as ever. The bottle guarantees that "true love can last forever". Perfectionism makes Aquarius love, although there are many opportunities, but there are few opportunities for success. Possession will also be the cause of "a bloody love affair" in his love history. Lustful but quick spiritual love is the most important spiritual love, which is very important for Aquarius. The enjoyment of sensuality is by no means the driving force for Aquarius to pursue love. In other words, the bottle wants "love with brains". If you are not ugly, but not curious about knowledge and not a genius, it is a delusion to confuse Aquarius simply by appearance. Of course, a lascivious bottle may try, but it won't last long.
Aquarius hates complicated love games. He may make you feel that he is ambiguous to you at first, but once the love begins, everything becomes clear, open and formal. He hopes to introduce his lover to all his friends. At that time, his expression was very satisfied and timid, but he couldn't help laughing. Don't make a triangle to test him. His life refuses to deal with such boring problems. Under normal circumstances, he will not easily create such a problem for himself. However, when Aquarius's true love has not yet appeared, it is really doubtful that he likes multi-angle love. He wants to raise a tank of fat fish, and I wonder which one he will choose to put in the most confidential heart bottle.
You'd better not try to test the bottle's feelings for you. His love is beyond doubt. However, he will definitely test you.
Essentially like a lonely Aquarius.
Aquarius is recognized as an eccentric who doesn't obey social rules, but in fact, there is also a conservative side in his character. Aquarius people are stubborn, and it is difficult to change their views or opinions, but on the other hand, they hate quarreling and violence with others. Sometimes when he is about to have a head-on conflict with others, he will pretend that he doesn't know the sound at all and do what he wants.
Although he has a strong spirit of love, it is because he has the concept of being friendly, not the burning of personal feelings. When he is interested in someone, it is mainly because of an intellectual concern that he wants to know why the other person will do so. Once he finds the answer, he will immediately shift his interest. From the outside, Aquarius people are full of charm and social skills. But in essence, it has a cold side that likes loneliness and doesn't like others to get close. It seems that you get along well with everyone, but in fact you cleverly keep a considerable distance.
Don't engage in monotonous work
Cleverness, sensitivity and correctness are the most proud advantages of Aquarius. You are a creative geek in your work, and with your calm and considerate sympathy, you will soon become a good partner in everyone's eyes. However, due to strict self-discipline and high demands on subordinates, you will often have unbearable pressure, love and hate, and have some complaints. Why don't you give your understanding and sympathy to make people feel that you are easier to get close to. In addition, you can also exert your calm judgment and creativity, avoid choosing a job that binds you or is monotonous, and suppress your talents.
Aquarius, obsessed with love, is not enthusiastic enough in the boudoir.
The pursuit of love is full of idealism, tender and meticulous feelings, but strong self-assertion and great fraternity spirit are not promiscuity, but an inexplicable persistence in love. It seems that you are not very keen on boudoir affairs, especially after marriage. It is not warm enough and necessary to treat this matter as a routine. Sometimes the other person will feel left out and ignored, especially if you are a rational and self-sustaining person who pays more attention to spiritual communication than physical passion. Why don't you let your mind be a little confused, a little more gentle and passionate, and let the other person feel your love and true feelings, instead of having no special feelings like living habits.
Aquarius people's personality is quite difficult to draw conclusions, they are fickle like water; Sometimes lively, funny and charming, sometimes depressed and lazy. But basically speaking, it is very pleasant to be friends with Aquarius, because most people in this constellation are loyal and sincere to their friends, and even tend to do anything for them. However, if you nag yourself and others too much, you will often be too broken to know it. If we can pay attention to improving this shortcoming, Aquarius is the most elegant and compassionate constellation.
People in this constellation usually have very keen observation and strong logical thinking, so they can analyze things thoroughly and summarize them clearly. Good intuition, can see through other people's motives. In fact, many Aquarius people have a good ability to recognize people, which can be said to be one of their talents, so you may wish to choose a job that requires contact with people in your career; Such as salesmen, organizers or people engaged in exploration, research and experiments will also get good results. In addition, doing business in partnership with others is also good for Aquarius. Because they are cooperative, adventurous and self-motivated, it will be more beneficial to cooperate with others than to struggle alone.
In terms of health, Aquarius is the gland and circulatory system that controls the human body, so people in this constellation should pay attention to keeping healthy through adequate exercise. Furthermore, Aquarius often becomes very impulsive because of temporary emotional changes, so we should avoid being too sensitive to avoid putting too much pressure on the nervous system.
Personality characteristics of Aquarius
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65438+1October 21~ February 19 Dominant planet: Uranus Attribute: air signs.
Characteristics of people born in winter with birth star or sun in Aquarius:
Capricorn, full of absolute consciousness, is followed by Aquarius, and strange ideas keep flashing in my mind. You often push things forward without considering some specific aspects. You are a pioneering person. Aquarius is an avant-garde figure with higher thinking ability than instinct. What you are interested in is not yesterday, but tomorrow. You prefer flying in supersonic Concorde to riding a bike. You are obsessed with Strauss's beautiful melody, but you don't like listening to Mozart's serenade. Lack of realistic concept, when you are immersed in an idea, you will forget all about eating and sleeping. People compete with you because of your innovative spirit and pioneering ideas, positive way of looking at things, idealism, magnanimity and innate noble character. But your unrealistic attitude, fanaticism, and countless things will eventually make people tired.
Aquarius is a person with strong personality. You yearn for the beautiful affection between people, but never want to be bound by the slightest emotion. You like to enrich your ideological realm, broaden your horizons in travel, and understand your thoughts and opinions in contact with people. Aquarius people can't stand any constraints, and you will never force yourself to obey any discipline. If you are interested in something, you can work hard for it. The monotonous life will make you upset, and even produce a kind of abnormal psychology that people around you can't stand. Sometimes you are whimsical, humorous and sometimes cold and inexplicable. This is often a difficult person to get along with. You can't live a lie. If you are too frank in honesty and frankness, you will be considered a freak. In fact, people don't really know you.
Theoretically, Aquarius people are good at reorganizing everyone's spiritual and material life. But in fact, you don't have the talent to get rich materially because you lack the necessary means. The people you associate with and the friends you make will play an important role in your destiny. You can't live without friends. Generally speaking, when you are in trouble, you will always get help from your relatives, friends and even strangers. You are always ready to help and support those who are suffering, and sometimes you even ignore yourself completely. If you mistakenly trust others, it may lead to huge material losses. In fact, if it really involves money, you are indifferent, and you don't care whether you are rich or poor. You can adapt to the simple life well, but you don't know how not to be carried away by wealth. Aquarius people are pioneers of new ideas. If you are given complete freedom of action and let you think and decide at will, then you will show outstanding work ability. You are an innovator, with endless ideas and sudden intuition, so that you can foresee the future. Many science fiction writers and inventors, your birthday sign is strongly influenced by Aquarius or Uranus. People in this building are interested in discovery, exploration and all groundbreaking things, as well as aviation and rockets. You may also be innovative in photography and film art.
Aquarius man
The inner world of Aquarius men is extremely complicated and difficult to understand. Your appearance is simple and straightforward, but your inner psychology is always wandering in the realm of paradox and contradiction. Generally speaking, you are enthusiastic and willing to help others. But in some special circumstances, you will also become extremely cold and inhuman.
You have both personality and charm. This is a person who can make the person you love look rippling. You don't want to follow the rules, and you can't stand any constraints.
In fact, you prefer friendship to love, because love will hinder your metaphysical meditation: who am I? Where is the land I come from? where am I going? But you will also fall in love or idealize everything.
Because of Saturn's influence, Aquarius men are aloof and philosophical. If Uranus is influential, it will make the men in this palace humorous, like to associate with people and full of curiosity about all new things.
When an Aquarius man is about 40 years old, he often has an inevitable and doomed turning point in his life. You will change your life, abandon the past and run for a new future.
This is suitable for women born in Leo. You all have strong desires and are equally talented people.
Gemini woman is your harmonious companion, and she will constantly give you inspiration from spirit and career.
Elegant and charming Libra women can give you the power of artistic creation.
Aquarius girl
Curiosity often combines strong desire with independent spirit. She is an unconventional person and doesn't want to follow the crowd. She speaks and does things according to her own interests.
She hopes that everything can be freely chosen and acted by herself. But her reaction is unpredictable, and sometimes even makes people doubt her rationality, especially on the issue of love. Her mood is closely related to her imagination. She not only likes real people, but also likes people who come out of her hallucinations. In fact, her heart often stagnates in love, especially when Venus or the moon is in her birthdates.
She tends to go to extremes. She may have the purest heart and the most ideal love, or she may become completely indifferent. Don't let her down, or you will lose her irretrievably. However, once she really finds her love, she will give all her wisdom, sincerity and everything to the person she loves without reservation.
Her love life is romantic and more free than traditional programs. She hopes to develop a lasting love relationship on the basis of friendship.
For her, independence is much more precious than the satisfaction of pure love life. Therefore, the lover of an Aquarius woman must pay attention to respecting his wife's character. Only in this way can your love develop healthily.
Leo-born men will have a good impression on you and have the same desire and pursuit for their careers.
Gemini men's curiosity and sincere friendship will touch your heartstrings. You will live in harmony with like-minded people.
Libra's inspiration and yearning for beauty will arouse the love of Aquarius women.
Aquarius child
All new things will enter the eyes of Aquarius children, who may be small inventors. You like others to show you, tell you and let you know the truth. You are easy to accept and will soon have different views and opinions. Aquarius children may be smart or have no interest in what they have learned. Mainly depends on the subject matter or your mood. This is a wayward child, and your ambivalence may reach its peak. In the "wrong", you sometimes get an incomprehensible satisfaction.
Aquarius children have a strong spirit of independence and always like to go to the ideological field to find what they need instead of worrying about material interests. In terms of creation and innovation, many profitable things are waiting for you, but you are never satisfied with the benefits and only do what you like.
Your ideal career is aerospace, electronics, information, electricity, photography, movies, mysticism or philosophy, companies and occupations related to uranium or radium.
/kloc-Basic Aquarius character of people born within 0/0;
Date of birth: 65438+10.021~ 65438+10.03/.
Personality characteristics: This is a person with strong personality and eccentric temper. Knowledgeable, creative and independent. I am generous, emotionally fragile, don't like rudeness, and my heart is full of good wishes, but the real benefits are in other aspects or spiritual aspects besides material things.
Power source: innovative spirit
Date of birth: February+0 ~ February 9, 65438.
Personality characteristics: talent is almost entirely concentrated in intellectual or spiritual life. Broad vision, active thinking, keen intuition and sense of humor. Very easy to get along with, but always careful, giving people the feeling of living in a foreign country. You are deeply interested in all entrepreneurship, invention, cutting-edge science, reform and innovation, and occultism. People around you may have a great influence on your life and career.
Source of strength: intelligence
Date of birth: 10 February ~ 19 February.
Personality: Your keen intuition and thoughtful mind give you initiative. Real intellectual talent and artistic inspiration will show up in your career, but it will also lead to utopian fantasies. 10 The person born often does not adapt to the laws of daily life. Falling in love or getting married will profoundly affect your destiny and future. Tending to be independent or single.
Source of strength: foresight
Famous people born in Aquarius include Mozart, Reagan, Verne (French writer, respected modern science fiction writer), Lincoln (the16th president of the United States), Edison (American inventor), Dior (French fashion designer) and Dean (American film actor).
To sum up, Aquarius you:
Aquarius people with unique opinions say "I want to know".
Ways to express love: Pay attention to friendship.
It's a: a person with changeable reactions.
Desire: creative friendship.
Cheated: because of compassion.
For example, go to a strange place.
Fear: loss of freedom.
Exploration: the internal relationship between people and things.
Weakness: Personality is full of contradictions.
Advantages: innovative spirit.
Disadvantages: carelessness.
Holiday life: don't like holidays, or study new ways of entertainment.
Expenditure: Give it to friends and relatives.
Mascot: Harp snail.
Auspicious metal: platinum or radium.
Auspicious gem: amethyst.
Auspicious day: Saturday.
Favorite color; Blue and black.
Lucky number: 4, 13, 22, 3 1.
Favorite places: studio, photo studio, cinema, radio station, skyscraper, tower, radio station, conference room, fast food restaurant and study place. Auspicious plants: ferns, mimosa, taro, exotic plants.
Living conditions: modern buildings, few personal belongings, all kinds of novel gadgets that are convenient for life, and the view outside the window should be broad.
Ideal country of residence: Saudi Arabia, New Zealand, Soviet Union, Chile, Abyssinia.
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