Funny short jokes

Very funny short jokes

Very funny short jokes. There are many funny jokes in life. We can often hear classic funny jokes. Through The way you communicate and speak can be told. What follows is a short list of particularly funny jokes that I have carefully prepared for you. You are welcome to learn from them. Particularly funny short jokes 1

1. Give you a watermelon. When you are in a bad mood, you can cut it with a knife and peel it, and at the same time you can vent. , shouting loudly: I will kill the melon, I will kill the melon, I will kill the melon.

2. I met a beggar at the station. He held a piece of paper in his hand and wrote: I am a deaf-mute, please give me some charity. I suspected that he was a liar, so I said: Sorry, I don’t know the words.

Then he spoke: Brother, my wallet was stolen and I have no money to buy a ticket home. Please lend me some money. I was surprised: aren’t you deaf-mute? He was also surprised: Don’t you know how to read?

3. Someone just learned to ride a bicycle when he was a child. He ran to the street before he knew how to ride a bicycle. He saw an old man walking in front of him. He felt that he was going to bump into him, so he yelled, "Don't move, don't move." move. The old man stood there without moving, but he turned around and bumped into him. The old man stood up and said, "You are aiming."

4. I was walking on the road just now and received a strange phone call. A woman said, "Hello! Congratulations on winning the second prize of 300,000 yuan from our company!" Before I could speak, She laughed to herself and said, "Sorry, it's my first time lying to someone, I couldn't help it." Then she hung up, leaving me standing messy in the wind.

5. A girl was made to run laps on the playground because she was late for class. Unexpectedly, it started to rain, so the girl had to run in the rain. This is a boy holding an umbrella, running beside her, and moving the umbrella above the girl's head. Particularly funny short jokes 2

1. The boss opened a new car today. I said: Boss, this car is so handsome!

The boss said: Young man, as long as you work hard, I will buy another one today next year!

2. Male: "Your heart is like a door, why is it always closed to me?"

Female: "Because I have mastered the heart-healing technology."

3. No matter what it is, as long as something goes wrong, I will not rush to blame others, but first reflect on myself.

If it is really my fault, then think carefully about how to blame it on others.

4. A friend gave birth to a baby boy, but he didn’t seem very happy. Today I saw his updated QQ status: I was happily waiting for the lover from my previous life, but instead I waited for my gay friend from my previous life!

5. I just had lunch in a restaurant. The seat I was sitting was right under the air vent. I was shivering from the cold. I said to the waiter: Hello, I’m cold.

The waiter was a man. He looked at me blankly and said: What should I do? How about I hold you and eat?

6. Question: Don’t you exercise all the time? Why are you still so fat?

Answer: Haven’t you been working? Why are you still so poor? Particularly funny short jokes 3

1. I called my girlfriend today and asked her where she was. She said she was at her sister’s house.

Because it was night, I asked her: "Are you envious that you sleep alone and your brother-in-law sleeps with your sister-in-law?"

She said loudly: "What did you say?"

I yelled: "Don't you envy your brother-in-law and sister-in-law sleeping together!"

She went crazy: "You bastard, your brother-in-law is sleeping with your sister-in-law!" ”,

2. Chatting with the owner of the restaurant downstairs about health care, he asked: Do you know what the consequences are for those of you who don’t eat breakfast for a long time?

I said: I don’t know.

He said: It affects our business.

3. If there is anything more embarrassing in the world than confessing love, it must be reminding others to pay back the money!

4. When we were in college, the four of us in the dormitory pooled our money to go to a high-end restaurant. Maybe we were dressed plainly or there were too many customers, so we sat in the corner for twenty minutes and no one paid attention to us. . .

The boss finally broke out and slapped the table and shouted: Damn! Even if the four of us are beggars, someone should come over and beg for food!

5. When my friend and his girlfriend quarreled and broke up, we all tried to persuade them. His girlfriend wiped away her tears and looked out the window: "If it weren't for Double 11 and there were several couriers on the way, I would have died."

At this time, the buddy said without thinking: "I can do the couriers. I’ll collect it for you!”

His girlfriend: “You want me to die soon, right?”

We ended up breaking up because of this!