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Introduce a novel about vampires (funny crossing is ok)
Mo Yan's Cool Men Don't Bite
Zhong Yilun is a withdrawn vampire, unlike other relatives who only pick beautiful people to taste.
His picky about "food" can be said to be extremely hairy.
However, when I first saw Jiang, his century-old passion was released.
Now I decided to hunt "rare food" like her to taste-
Who knows this lad has backbone, not only not afraid of him, but also "bites" him!
Besides, she is gifted and has become half a vampire? !
That's great. Not only did the delicious food fly away,
He must teach new people how to become vampires,
Lest she lose face by not being picky about food and having loose bowels!
But later, he was surprised to find that her original appearance was ordinary, but she became more beautiful and moving!
It seems that besides taking care of her, he has to find a way to prevent other bloodsucking men from hitting her. ...
Dark family 4
Triumphal "Life"
Everyone loves Dr. White. He is superb in medical skills, proficient in Chinese and western, excellent and charming, and more like a prince than a prince! What is even more rare is that he has never been merciful everywhere, but he is more conservative and cautious. Melancholy makes women love him more ~ ~ but who knows how uncomfortable he is? God played a trick on him, making him believe in eternity but live in contradiction from now on-
He is "born extraordinary", so he is a hybrid, but he is still a vampire hybrid! Infinite charm is only the basic equipment, so he worries a lot and discharges more carefully. He would rather taste loneliness and pretend to be gay than fall in love, which will harm a good woman who is eager for love.
Partial has been so totally, but he was annoyed by the little maid, he is even more boring! Lan is very simple and ordinary. She is a college student who works hard to earn tuition. She lives alone with her sister. She just wants to live a good life. She doesn't believe in love and marriage. She only believes that everything depends on herself!
Such a little girl who is soft on the outside and hard on the inside has a "fatal attraction". No matter how far he hides, he can feel it. Suffering from depression will only make his feelings out of control. He is crazy and eager to pull her into the endless night.
Maybe they should all give each other a chance to test the infinite possibilities of love and life. ...
Friends who like reading vampire books may wish to have a look. The plot is very good.
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"Hi, my man" Author: Long Brown Sugar Water
Official documents and letters
One is a rookie who has never been in love once, and the other is a sinister gigolo who is obsessed with love history. Where did they end up?
I told Qin Ke that you should be nice to me, or I would have an affair.
Qin Ke said quietly, you are not beautiful, your mind is not bright, your body is not diligent, and you will fall off the chain at a critical moment. Are you sure there's anyone over there after you get out of the wall?
I see, yes.
He smiled and said, I like you, but others don't smell like me, so you have to listen to me, you know?
I focused on his first clause and nodded happily.
It took me a while to realize that the original intention and result of my negotiation with him had run counter to each other.
Comment: The hostess is an absolutely powerful little white girl, and the key people know that they are white, so they are very self-aware. Generally speaking, the hostess is white, which naturally makes her belly black. Besides, the bamboo in this book is as black as ink. When I read this book, I basically laughed from beginning to end, and my face was stiff with laughter. When the hostess first met Nanzhu, the two of them fought, and the poor hostess was hacked. Even the heart was cut off. Nanzhu doesn't talk, but he can kill several people with his mouth open. The female host is stronger. She can laugh a platoon to death just by opening her mouth. If you want to be funny, you must not miss this article.
Gu Man's San San Lai Chi.
Wu also asked me to make up a profile. I am semi-illiterate, and the difficulty is too high. Biting silver teeth, throwing caution to the wind, I write!
Shanshan usually reacts slowly, and meeting Mr. Right is no exception. Fortunately, she still has a sense of humor, and she can always make a benign self-adjustment at an "extraordinary moment".
For example, I am obviously a freeloader (some people call it a love lunch), but I don't think I am a "vegetable picker" exploited by capitalists.
There are many similar situations, as long as you can enter the plot of "Little White Rabbit Dressing as a Pig and Eating a Tiger", you can give full play to your precious imagination. .
Comment: The hostess is so cute, just listen to the name of her game. Have a good sleep after playing BOSS haha, the so-called BOSS is naturally Nanzhu. The hostess doesn't mean to be funny, but her thoughts are, er, a little white and not quite the same as ours, so she often jokes. In this matter of feelings, the response is very slow, poor Nanzhu, so obvious. This is a very relaxed, warm and humorous article, and Gu Man's signboard alone is also worth reading.
My neighbor is a black belly. Author: empty.
Introduction:
The title sums up everything, with more than 10 thousand words, telling the story of a woman meeting a black man. Ps This book is very white, such as ... "This boy is really beautiful, white and clean, clear and white, Xiu Xiu, with red lips and white teeth ... the whole is the prince I was obsessed with in high school" and so on.
For example, this book is a bit yellow ... He raised his eyebrows and said, "32A? I lost money. " I bent my eyes, reached under his abdomen and gently held it ... "2 cm in diameter? I lost money. "
Comments: As the introduction says, the hostess is white like cabbage, and the bamboo is black like black grapes. The hostess is the kind who is obviously white, but intuitively kind and intelligent. Speak without scruple, and be generous to your friends, which is why you will' support' Nanzhu. Hehe, the hostess is a bit sexy. In fact, there are many sexy people, but the hostess is careless and won't hide it. The whole article is very funny, especially some small plots designed by the author, which are very cute. I really look forward to other empty works.
"Meet the Best Man" Author: I'm Su Su.
Official documents and letters
.21century, what is missing most? talent
What is the most important thing in 2 1 century? Leftover women; 3 female
How can leftover women meet the best man in the city, and how can BT not love? Please read this article.
Comments: First of all, I sympathize with the hostess, haha, as a leftover woman, it is already very bad. It happened that all her blind dates were the best of the best, and everyone she met. However, the appearance of those supporting roles is to set off the good of the protagonist. I have to say that Nanzhu is very strong and has a strong fighting capacity. I really laughed until my stomach exploded when I read the article. The supporting roles without names in this article are also brilliant, which is a rare joke. Hey, hey, if you have a grudge against someone, recommend this to her and make her laugh until her stomach explodes.
"Open a room, little glory" by Zhai Bao
brief Introduction of the content
It looks cool and refined on the outside, but in fact, Manxiu is in a mess inside and starts having sex at the right time, just looking for an excuse to have sex with her.
I've met anyone who keeps a pretty face, and no one is as bent as she is.
Rely on it ...
In this article, there are thunder spots. The hostess does not naturally stay, but occasionally white and occasionally WS. She is still a beautiful young woman ~
The abdomen of the boar is partially black ~
Comments: First, I am jealous of the hostess, and my life is really good. First I won the prize, and then I saved Nanzhu. The hostess is not an ignorant white man, but a white man who knows but still can't help it. I also love swearing, and I am very lewd. I happened to meet bamboo of the same color, which made this book colorful. Nan Zhu's wet eyes make people feel his head and give him everything he wants. Who knows, Nanzhu is actually a wolf with a black belly in sheep's clothing. But I can't. If people put their faces and eyes there, we will have to surrender voluntarily.
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"The more the better" by Xi Shanren
Reincarnated into ancient time and space,
I thought I could finally be Mi Chong with peace of mind.
I didn't think it was a father who didn't love his mother.
Helpless, only self-reliance and hard work.
"Gold, houses, shops, children, handsome men! The more the better! "
what did you say ? "Someone is on the verge of a hurricane.
"Ha ha!" Smiling guiltily, "My body is' my husband only needs a good one'."
She is a good girl, Mrs. Xiang, who forgot to drink Meng Po Tang, with memories of past lives.
She is a secret descendant of the 36th generation of Xuantianzong.
She is the owner of Duoduo Herbal Restaurant, which is very popular in Beijing.
However, it is whimsical to have children with the first handsome man in Beijing, the brave and mighty general and the cousin of the current emperor.
Just to get rid of the tragic fate of arranged marriage in the evil old society.
As a result, he became the father of her child, but was forced to be her "underground lover" and signed the most unequal treaty in history.
She doesn't love him? But can't tolerate other women around him; She loves him? But just want to keep the relationship of "underground lover" and not marry him. ...
Nowadays, there is a flood of crossing texts, and many of them are tangled. I don't like it. I was very excited when I first saw this article. I saw it late at night, and the words are very special. I am very happy after reading it. The hostess really had a good time. She crossed the past and became a child, trying to plan her future. Strong.
Love in Tang Dynasty by Yangjia Yatou
The lights of the bamboo forest have been flowing in the wind of the seven-color desert country.
There is a mysterious gray vortex that engulfs me in the fog.
Unclear hand, a flower, who passes tenderness.
Through the pain of a thousand years, I just want one result.
The outline you left behind guides me not to be lonely in the dark.
The sorrow through the Millennium is that you are waiting for me at the end.
The most beautiful touch will be worth waiting for all your life.
After reading this important book, I felt very shocked. The woman who appreciates this book very much dares to love and hate it. When she first crossed her soul, she fell in love with that man. In order to love him, she did not hesitate to hurt the man who loved her deeply. When two men who love her deeply struggle for life and death, they can't choose, and finally untie this knot with death; The second time, I came back from crossing, but fell in love with that man, and finally had a happy ending. There are many beautiful lyrics in the book, which add a lot of color.
Some people may say that they don't like such a woman, but I want to say that I admire her desperate courage for love. The woman began to love a man, and she could love him regardless, but when she found another person more worthy of her love, she resolutely abandoned the past to love.
"Mourning" by Yue Mingjun
She might want to cross,
But I don't want to wear it to the harem,
I don't want to be a concubine in the harem,
You can't pretend to be a concubine, but you can't pretend to be the one that the emperor hates most.
In order to leave the palace, she pestered him in a planned and purposeful way.
He is taciturn and is a typical man show.
She firmly believes that men are lower-body animals. If you want to catch a man's heart, you must first practice your skills.
What a wonderful harem scene. The man is cold and cheerless, and the woman provokes him desperately in order to return to modernity. There are two endings, but I still like the comedy one.
Qiu Ji Author: Sunset Scenery
What? Want me to abdicate and set myself free? Give up the status of sunshine princess that is loved by thousands of people, and be a princess that is blown down by the wind. The princess is unloved and jealous! ! !
But this new body looks unparalleled, and there is a treacherous, cunning and handsome fox brother. The most important thing is that this man is as addicted to power as I am, and finally found his own kind.
It seems that it is not bad to stay. Since God gave me such a weak, beautiful and dignified body, if I didn't control this splendid country, I wouldn't be called Hua Yao.
Ji Yun: What? Want me to abdicate and set myself free? Give up the status of a sunny princess who is loved by thousands of people and become a princess blown down by the wind ... how jealous you are! ! ! ! Yat sen villa, please explain to me clearly why a modern woman occupies my body, making her eat hot food every day without making progress, and even not mixing with a queen. This simply shames me and makes people unable to live.
Yat sen villa: Sorry, ..............., the subscriber you dialed is not in service area.
Ji Yun (laughing wildly): Well, you forced me. Since I am endowed with such a delicate, beautiful and outstanding body, I will not be called Hua Yao unless I can control this splendid country.
Yat sen villa: ... Your name is Hua Yao, but now your name is Qiu Jijun.
The river is gray. I'm tired of watching Liu Qiuhe. I feel autumn. Abandon the pavilion to cool first, the ancient curtain is empty at dusk, and geese are most suspicious of the wind. Hometown information, love canal into Nanshan blue eyes. After studying in China, who was it? Jiang Han, a sea bass, hasn't come home yet.
The heroine of this book is the most ruthless in the book I have ever read. This man is also a cunning fox comparable to her. From beginning to end, no matter the protagonist or supporting role in the book, everyone is collectively calculating. This is really a very thorough and pleasant conspiracy.
Crossing and Anti-crossing Author: Demon Ship
Live a good life, treat the girl as a beautiful man, and have gold and silver in your hand.
After crossing the Tianshan Mountains and entering Longtan, you will be entangled in peerless martial arts.
Crossing well, wandering around the rivers and lakes and visiting the deep palace, Chinese and foreign history, listen to me? ?
Easy to cross, the protagonist has a good life, no ability, or it can be Wei Xiaobao!
Good crossing, good supporting role, proficient in eighteen martial arts, blind people always rely on the protagonist ~
Under the guidance of the golden rule, whether you are singing, dancing or writing poetry, you must work hard.
Remember to cast a wide net and focus on cultivating the principle of mate selection. Come on, let's go through!
The front of this book is very funny and fun, especially the preparation made by the hostess for crossing, which makes me laugh to death, but the back is just so-so.
"Charming and Cold Childe" Author: Moon Shadow Dune
Yue Ying, a lively and bold modern girl, was hit by a car and came to the unknown ancient times.
Meet a gentle but cold man in white,
Anyway, people come here without relatives or reasons, so it's up to you first!
What, my pretty face has become another face,
Look at the silky eyes and full of affection.
Oh, no, this face is beautiful,
But is it too enchanting? At first glance, it looks like a restless woman.
No wonder the handsome guy in white is always lukewarm, which makes people chase him so hard.
A lovely travel book. At first, I thought the author would write about a woman and a man. Fortunately, it didn't. Although the woman is a little greedy and lustful, she is still devoted to the man and resisted the temptation of excellent male companions. After the man saved the woman, she entrusted herself to him. Cold male medical skill is very good, affectionate and gentle to the woman, cold to outsiders. If provoked to bite, it is a hibernating snake.
Some details in this book are really interesting. The woman took 5200 yuan from her father and went out to play. She was arrested and confined by the man, and her silver ticket was confiscated. The woman took advantage of the man's bath and confiscated his clothes. Then the man pulled the woman out and asked her to reach out. The woman proudly thought that the man had returned the silver ticket to her, but there was a big bug in her hand, which scared the woman to shout.
"China Love Song Just Want to Love You" Author: Jinghai Deep Blue
She always believed that she would find the half arc in her life and make a circle. When she realized that her boyfriend was not the half arc she was looking for, when she broke up, she was maliciously pushed under the wheel by her boyfriend and crossed to the Forbidden City in China to become Miss Jiu. Ordinary, she just wanted to live in this strange country with peace of mind and continue to look for that half arc, but all her beautiful dreams were broken after meeting him. ...
His tragic childhood suddenly changed his character. His cruelty and ruthlessness are all in retaliation for those who loaded him in those years. For him, emotion is just a pawn that can be used. And will his cold heart change for her after meeting her? Will years of hatred give up for her?
He has closed his heart for many years, even his beautiful and elegant wife can't shake it. Why is he deeply attracted to that gentle and demure sister after her personality mutation? Does he love this relationship or not?
Love is not like this. Either you choose me or I choose you. When love meets affection, friendship and family feud, what choice will they make?
A woman crossed into a princess, never loved but loved by her family. That man is an overbearing and arrogant prince, but he can't let go of hatred and the throne. At first I thought it would be a woman and a man, and I was a little scared. Recently, I've really been struck by a lot of such literature, but fortunately not. The entanglement between men and women, the woman wants to give him up again and again, the man saves it again and again, and the two almost miss it.
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Unique World by Xin Li.
Official documents and letters
The wheel of fate began to turn slowly. ...
Four hundred years of reincarnation ...
That scene
Necessary love
Are you still there?
Wait for me as always?
Brief comments:
To be honest, at first, I didn't like the heroine very much. She doesn't seem to have brought the superior conditions that modern people have, but she is full of helplessness to her fate, except injury or injury.
After the article, the protagonist changed his original sense of powerlessness and began to have confidence to live with the people he loved.
Personal evaluation, worth reading, I hope you like it.
Tread on thin ice: Tong Hua
Official documents and letters
Ruoxi is a stubborn and willful woman, bickering with her brother and fighting with Gege. Even Kangxi laughed and said that she was "thirteen sisters of despair". Such a woman entered the court with insight into Qing history. She knew she shouldn't take part in the nine kings' victory, but there was nothing she could do. She loves, loves her. ...
It's midsummer. Unlike the new green in early spring, it is bright and happy before the beautiful days begin. The green in front of us is heavy, perhaps because we know that the glory is over, and the future will only go from bad to worse.
It's the tenth day in ancient times, but I still think it's a dream-I just wake up and find a pile of financial statements waiting for me, not the forty-three years of Kangxi; Zhang Xiaowen, who is still single and white-collar at the age of 25, is not a Manchu girl under the age of 14.
short review
It is said that there are only three top-grade works written by Qing Dai, one is "Walking on Thin Ice", the other is "Dream Back to Qing Dynasty" and the other is "Hua Yao", and I think "Walking on Thin Ice" is the most among the three.
If Dream Back is the first work of Qing Zhuang, then step by step is the pinnacle of Qing Zhuang.
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Dream back to Qing Dynasty Author: Jin
Official documents and letters
Wei, a modern girl, unexpectedly returned to the court garden of the former dynasty because of an accidental loss, and became a "female nun" elected to the court. Both the persistent and simple 13th Five-Year Plan and the mature and forbearing May 4th Movement show their deep affection for her, but in her and their world, there are emperors, empresses, 58, 50 and 14, family members, brothers and sisters and eunuchs. ...
The scenes of joys and sorrows also follow the entanglement of historical figures. In the established history, Wei's modern girl's unrestrained and humorous wisdom has given her a lot of affirmation from the emperor Lao Zi to the servant girl, but she is in a dilemma in the love between May 13th and May 4th. ...
short review
When you are tired of watching a woman who is entangled in love and hate, please open here and read slowly, the story of the two sisters crossing-
At any time, stand side by side with a smile, even if it is tortuous.
That's because,
Whether in or out of the play,
They are never lonely. ...
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The wind and frost seem to have not changed their appearance, and they are relatively tearful.
What the hell is going on tonight? People have been separated from each other for many years.
Be careful to follow your dreams, and people will follow them.
That once desolate gesture may eventually degenerate into vicissitudes of beauty;
The twists and turns in that dream have become immortal legends branded in my heart.
How long has it been? How long has it been since anyone held my hand so carefully? No one subconsciously looked back to see if I had kept up with him. wild ginger
I'd rather be around a man I don't love or even know, where he put me, but that's just lonely freedom, but it's not lonely heartache. Zhi Luo
I have three wishes for you: first, let life take its course; second, be free of mind; third, be together forever-Ye Zi and Sang Xuan.
Bobo's "Love Thoughts"
Official documents and letters
Ye Haihua, a wandering ghost in different time and space, lost her beloved husband Zheng Yun after experiencing the step-by-step operation of brothels, the groping of Cang Du and the intrigue of the court. However, the plot around her is not over. Relatives and friends around her had accidents one after another, and Ansheng disappeared inexplicably. The most mysterious hermit was sent by Jia Yun, but he couldn't find him. General Yun acts strangely, has voodoo in his body, and his life is at stake. The emperor made great efforts to rescue, but somehow failed at the last minute. He wanted to die suddenly, but he was found assassinated in the palace. Jia Yun's father dreamed of fairies for a while. An Yuanxi was hit by a ship's cannon and shattered, and the ghost flame was gone. All the conspiracies about whether the son of God can return to the underworld begin with the growing power struggle. The four countries are eyeing, and Ye Haihua is passively involved. How will this brave and strong woman interpret her legendary life?
short review
From the first chapter to the third chapter, there are foreshadowing everywhere. Let's talk about my own feelings and guesses, which may not be right. Everybody clap bricks.
I guess Noel is different from Zheng Yun (maybe Yunfen is going to film me), but I read the physical book carefully after I bought it that day. I found a clue: the last chapter of Volume 2 mentioned that Hua Hua and An (that is, Chu) XX got married soon, and in the early summer (original: I got married in this early summer), I learned that I was pregnant in autumn, after dealing with the mine disaster. At that time, the doctor's diagnosis was two months pregnant. Let's look back and make sure it takes time to get pregnant. Not long after, the Queen Mother invited flowers to the palace to enjoy the flowers, and the hibiscus bloomed in October. At that time, De Guifei's daughter was one month old, and Huahua clearly told us that she was pregnant for three months, that is, in July (that is, in early summer). Let's see when Huahua and Zheng Yun met in XX. According to our interpretation, Huahua and Zheng Yun should have no husband and wife life within half a month after marriage. Huahua just knew that one out of every fifteen cases in Zheng Yun was diagnosed. Three days after her marriage, she received a phone call from the emperor to Beijing. The first XX was after fleeing the mine disaster. This should be half a month after marriage.
Second, pay attention to the bedding of flowers in the text. I just went to worship the queen of Xunzi and am going to have a baby? This seems a bit unlikely. According to Bobo's writing style, it seems too sudden. Then we'll see the specific delivery date. Bobo clearly wrote in the book that it was on the 20th day of the first month, when the child was eight months old, and Huahua was born to cure Zheng Yun's disease. It is said that it is eight months, that is, the pregnancy time is on May 20th of the lunar calendar. In fact, according to accurate medical theory, the first day of pregnancy begins with the last menstruation, and usually the real pregnancy time will be a few days later than the said pregnancy time. In other words, the child was conceived at the beginning of June in the lunar calendar, that is, in July in the solar calendar. Then let's calculate, who is the first person to spend July in the solar calendar? It's He An (Chu). Because the time between Chu and XX is too short, the mother may not even know who the child is. Besides, we should note that Zheng Yun has suffered from poison for a long time, and I don't think he can have fertility. I'm afraid it's not true that a woman with an artifact can get pregnant. He also said that she can detoxify after eating afterbirth. Zheng Yun has not become so miserable. Bobo himself said that Zheng Yun and Huahua wouldn't have sex at first.
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