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I am a boy. The night before yesterday, everyone in the room felt that they had nothing to do and couldn't sleep, so they decided to make harassing calls. Then I dialed the number of a girl's dormitory in South Institute of Technology. On the phone, I said in a depressed tone that I had a bad back and wanted to commit suicide. The following is part of the live recording:

Me: Hello, I'm sorry to bother you. I didn't mean anything by it. I just want to find someone to accompany me through the last mile of my life.

Telephone: No, you didn't commit suicide on purpose (I snickered, but fortunately she didn't know how thick-skinned I was)

Me: Yes, I have recited it recently. The money I just withdrew from the bank was stolen. Birthdays are easy. I got drunk and got into a fight. I took a brick and opened the man's head. It turns out that that man is a counselor in our department. I managed to raise a turtle, but I climbed into the canteen. When I looked for it, there was already a shell ... (Khan, I didn't even recognize it as a harassing phone call, and I was really worried about the future of the country)

Then that girl kept persuading me, telling me jokes and telling me some embarrassing things about herself, which made me die! *

End of the first part *

The next morning, we connected the phone again, but my classmate talked to her:

My classmate: Hello, I'm from Gulou District Public Security Bureau. Yesterday, something happened here. Who answered the phone after 12 pm? Telephone: That's me. What happened? What a coincidence! Maybe the mobile phone is next to her. )

My classmate: Oh, someone committed suicide by jumping off a building here yesterday. According to his mobile phone, his last call was to you. We would like to ask, what is your relationship with him?

Telephone: I don't know you?

My classmate: No? I don't know. I've been calling for over half an hour?

I really don't know. I have never met him. He said he wanted to kill himself. He dialed a random number and I enlightened him for a long time! (Listen to the voice, almost crying. )

My classmate: Oh, well, what did he say? Please repeat it.

On the other end of the phone: ...................

My classmate: Oh, I can't make it clear on the phone. Let me tell you, what's your name and where do you live? Don't go out this afternoon. We'll go over at 2: 30 to get to know the situation with you, so you can have a good memory.

Tel: My name is XXX and I live in. ...

* End of the second part *

Yesterday morning, we dialed the telephone again, and it was still my classmate.

My classmate: Hello, I'm looking for XXX.

Telephone: Wait a minute. I only heard shouting over there, ×××, calling people! I feel dizzy. I'm so excited to hear it's a man. It's not a dinosaur dormitory, is it?

My classmate: Hello, XXX? I'm from Gulou District Public Security Bureau. Yes, I talked to you on the phone yesterday. We can't go because of something temporary. Tell you what, come at 3 pm! Our bureau is in ... Just ask Liu Duichang from the criminal investigation department when you come (I still can't hear you, but the criminal investigation department jumped off the building and I'm sweating ...).

At about 2: 50 pm, we also entered the Gulou District Public Security Bureau (not to arrest her, but to see if she was coming and what she looked like), and we saw a beautiful girl asking everywhere: Excuse me, where is Liu Duichang from the Criminal Investigation Department?

At 1 1: 30 in the evening, we dialed the phone again, and it was still my classmate.

My classmate: Hello, I'm looking for XXX.

Which woman just answered: it's me. Why is it so late?

My classmate: I came to see you from the Public Security Bureau yesterday. Here's the thing. Take it easy. Listen to me first.

That woman: What is it? I didn't find Liu Duichang when I went this afternoon.

My classmate: The situation is a bit complicated now. We just got a call from Gulou Hospital.

Woman: Ah ~ ~

My classmate: Gulou Hospital said that the body of the person who jumped off the building yesterday was missing. They searched for a long time, but they couldn't find it. Only your phone number written in blood was found on the wall.

The woman screamed: Ah. .

My classmate: Don't panic ~ ~ Please close the doors and windows, I'm afraid he will come to you. ...

The woman was too scared to speak. . .

My classmate said: although we also believe in science, some problems can't be explained. That's it. If you have any questions, please call.