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Jin Dong’s classic lines in surgery

1. Lu Chenxi: I hate these trivial things the most! Zhuang Shu: Only by handling the trivial things can you do business with peace of mind. Lu Chenxi: This is the difference between being mature, rational and responsible and being impulsive and blind.

2. You can laugh at me as much as you like, I pity you cold-blooded people.

3. This child only belongs to you

4. I hope you can give the child a chance

5. I don’t want you to destroy yourself because of a wicked person Faith to uphold.

6. Except for being convinced by those who are capable and more skilled than her, she is like a little firecracker with everyone, and she can catch them at the drop of a hat.

7. It must not be malignant. Why should I continue to check? Are you selling medicine to make money?

8. There is nothing to say except that the surgery was well done. Apart from that, other things are really confusing.

9. For fear of trouble and arrears, misleading the patient not to undergo surgery, is this called respecting the patient?

10. If she is still so naive, it is natural for her to be sacrificed thing.

11. As long as you participate in this operation, you can make up the rumors that are flying around now, right?

12. Doctors have the highest priority when saving people, and this is also Is this just a sentence in a textbook about the responsibilities and rights of doctors?

13. Come back specifically to kick me away.

14. If I did this or that, he might still be healthy or.

15. We have all had this thought, but it is also part of our profession.

16. Regrets and achievements are part of our career and we can never get rid of it.

17. This white dress is my belief, and so is yours.

18. I have read your application materials for deputy senior position. The clinical results are good enough, and the paper is well written, but the length is too short - I don’t have the time for an article that has nothing to say. Write, I have to go to the emergency room after I have stopped working, and I received a patient with severe hemoptysis in the emergency room...

19. Why can other doctors publish such papers - that's all It’s watered down. Does it make sense to piece together the number of articles here and there?

20. The night station was open until two o’clock, and I fell asleep!

21. You are taking the license exam in the United States After practicing medicine for so many years, my ideas have changed.

22. I believed in Teacher Fu before, but now I believe in you!

23. My target is mainly aimed at Fu Bowen and the people behind him

24 , A good operation is not a reason to be arrogant

25. I vomited blood. Respiratory Medicine and Thoracic Surgery Department, you young people have to say that I am not sick when I am obviously sick

26. Leadership Even the patients you value most don’t understand you and even accuse you

27. I have been a doctor for ten years and have always believed that doctors are there to save people. --That's stupid.

28. Professor Zhuang became a great expert in thoracic surgery back then.

29. What did the doctors of Renhe Hospital do? When this matter was exposed, I, the dean, still Don’t do it anymore.

30. Don’t give up