Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - Talk about showing affection

Talk about showing affection

Talking about showing affection

1. Really beautiful people rarely post selfies, really rich people rarely show off their wealth, and truly loving couples don’t need to How to show affection and send screenshots? When you are really having a good time, you don’t have much time to send photos. People who really have a wonderful life don’t need to deliberately show off their life to others.

2. My ex was a physics student and often said some incomprehensible things. Once I accidentally glanced at his draft paper and saw the law of conservation of love. Love neither arises nor disappears out of thin air. It only exists. It can be transferred from the main wife to the mistress, or from one spare tire to another. During the transformation or transfer process, the total amount of love remains unchanged. This is the law of conservation of affection, which also explains why showing affection will lead to a quick death

3. As many people as you like you will be jealous of you, and as many people will hate you as many people will be jealous of you. People are waiting to see a joke. If you think I'm showing affection, that's your business. I do what I should do and want to do. If you follow me, I'll treat you as a friend. I don't care if you unfollow me, but don't leave a sentence after unfollowing me. , as if what I do has nothing to do with you. Anyone else who can't stand it can unblock it now. Remember both ways. It's best to block it. Thank you.

4. It doesn’t matter, Liu Yifei’s nationality is American anyway. In fact, it's just a Korean and an American making money, showing affection, and thinking about having sex in China. Then a bunch of Chinese idiot fans are just worried and worried.

5. There was an old couple on the bus who kept signing in sign language. They must be disabled. They were showing off their affection all the way. Maybe this is how we want to look when we are old.

6. I found that there is a type of girls who never directly say that they have a boyfriend, nor do they show affection in photos. They always post a selfie looking up at a 45-degree angle with the sentence, "We are still together." I feel most at ease when I hear your voice and feel full of energy, so I still love you the most, good night, and I just want to say it to you. The words are vague and the sentence structure is exquisite, making it difficult for people to figure out who she is talking about, but they all know that she has no shortage of men, and she can be called the Chinese class representative among the green tea bitches.

7. Why is it so difficult to be a human being? The person you like is thousands of miles away from you. The person you hate will meet the person you like when you go downstairs. The person you hate is always next door. Needless to say, the person you like is added to the same server as you. The attention will not remind those who hate it that they can see her showing affection even if they haven't looked at it for more than ten years.

8. I really feel that it is a pity that at this innocent and beautiful age, there has not been a good boy who is gentle, considerate and really likes me. Although there is no chance to show affection, I still have free time to focus on the things I love. Girls can not have boyfriends, but girls must learn to be refined.

9. My mother had a cold and fever and didn’t sleep well last night. She told me that my father didn’t go to bed very late either and kept looking at her! Unintentionally, I was shown affection by the two elders.

10. I thought about a truth last night. Love is a thing where wishful thinking is meaningless. It is interesting when two people are happy. But as bystanders of love, we are the singles who watch others showing affection. There is no point in being consensual. We have to chase each other, fall in love and kill each other. Only when we cannot love each other is there something to watch.

11. I saw someone posting in the space that xxx has donated how many thousands and xx has donated how many thousands. Where are our European, American and Korean gods and goddesses? I just want to say that not all Chinese celebrities have donated money. Don’t blame us for what a few well-meaning celebrities do. The people who pray for Tianjin in the circle of friends on my homepage are all star-struck people. My gods and goddesses all posted on their blogs and ins and changed their avatars to wish Tianjin. And what are you doing? Post selfies, show affection, and scold us. What qualifications do you have?

12. The girl made Coke chicken wings for the boy. The boy took a bite and said it was delicious. The girl also took a bite and said, liar, it was not cooked at all. The boy said gently, "Little fool, whatever you do tastes delicious to me." A few days later, the boy and girl died of bird flu. This story tells us a profound truth: show affection and die quickly!

13. If you fall in love with someone, please don’t show off or publicize it, just love quietly. Because love is your own business, others cannot understand your feelings, nor can they empathize with your throbbing. Never show off out of vanity. Shows of affection often don’t end well. In fact, the best love is nothing more than being together quietly for decades. Time is the best proof of love.

14. Xiaoming and baby got their certificates, Bingbing and Li Chen also showed off their affection, Liu Yifei and Korean oppa also announced that they were together, the milk tea girl and Liu Qiangdong also got their certificates, and Li Xiaoran also got married. Seeing that Chinese Valentine's Day is approaching, can we also consider making it public?

15. The world is big but happiness is small. For the sake of you bringing so much happiness, I won’t complain about your continuous show of affection.

16. Those people who show off their affection in the circle of friends and crazyly post photos of their girlfriends are really.

17. Wherever your eyes stay, what will affect you. You always think that others are showing off their wealth because you care about material things; you always think that others are beautiful only because of plastic surgery, because you care about their appearance; you always think that others are showing off their affection and happiness because of your inner desire. There is a saying that the more you lack something, the more you show off. In fact, the opposite of this saying is that the more you care about and disdain what others show off, the more you want.

18. Whenever I see couples showing off their affection on Weibo in Moments, I can’t help but sigh that love can be so hot, so wild, and so wasteful of traffic. While admiring it, I’m also ashamed that I’m not good at expressing myself. people. Ke Zhendong and I have been together for more than a year. What did I say?

19. After breakfast, I sat at KFC and looked at the loving father and daughter at the next table. I wanted to go home and end my life in Beidiao as soon as possible --- Zhiyue I am becoming more and more hypocritical

20. I heard that young lovers in the city have changed their way of showing affection.

21. On August 20th, the Chinese Valentine's Day, girls with boyfriends, boys with girlfriends, boys with boyfriends, and girls with girlfriends, please don't do it to me. Showing affection in front of me has broken my weak heart, thank you.

22. The Tianjin Big Explosion, heroes rushed one after another, and young lives fell into the blazing fire one by one. For the sake of the country and the people, they will not hesitate even if they die. After reading this, I would like to ask those who are still posting selfies, showing off their delicious food, and showing affection, what they think; those corrupt officials, what do you think? For you, I am speechless. I can only say that rotten wood cannot be carved. I don’t want to say any more, I just want the hero to return safely.

23. After a whole summer of training, I was finally able to ignore some people showing affection on QQ. Now, I have seen three couples for four days in a row, and the inner world of singles is once again full of love. of sunshine and rain!

24. It’s a lie to say that you don’t want to be friends. It’s a lie to say that you don’t envy others to show affection. But I don’t have a serious one yet, so I would rather choose to be single than have a casual relationship because I don’t want to wait until I meet someone better. When we are human, we have used up the best of ourselves.

25. Some time ago, there were always people taking screenshots, so I took a look and felt that this was a TV series where the lead actress and lead actress got the wrong script! Moreover, when the male protagonist and the female protagonist show their affection, their body language is so stiff, and when they look at the second female protagonist, their eyes are so gentle. It was obviously a line that said stiffly, "I love the heroine," right? Look at the eyes and look at everything else, it's actually the second female lead that I'm in love with!

26. Now, compared with the people around me who show affection and happiness everywhere, I probably feel that every step of the way is lonely when I look back. I always think about it the most when I miss you, but are you? Really learned something.

27. I just finished watching A Show of Affection, please help me with the shadow area in my heart at this moment.

28. Pindao has been alone for twenty years. Pindao is the birthday of the Chinese Valentine's Day. Every Chinese Valentine's Day, those little grandsons either show affection or show pictures of delicious food. Pindao can only blow in the cold wind.

29. Why do we, the people, have to bear these natural and man-made disasters ourselves? We also post photos every day, showing off our love and delicious food. Who knows if our precious lives or our families will be taken away from us in the next moment? Today’s society reminds me of King Zhou in the Shang Dynasty, when will King Wu come to save us? ?

30. After unfollowing all the topics on Zhihu that may show affection, I feel that the world is a better place.

31. I think I may be sick. I saw two staplers at home. I feel like they are showing affection.

32. Love what you love and think what you want. The atmosphere at the scene was so sensational, with the surrounding couples showing off their affection.

The title is obviously a pure love comedy, but it turns out to be a sad and heart-wrenching drama that tortures two singles to death.

33. Seeing the way of showing affection, I couldn’t help but think of the time when Jiang Longlong returned to Nanchang from Quanzhou. On the bus to Quanzhou Railway Station, I fell asleep leaning on his shoulder, and then the sun shone in. In order not to affect my sleep, he sat still and blocked the sunlight shining on my face with his hands, saying that he was afraid of hurting my eyes and affecting my sleep. Couple space talks about showing affection, a collection of couples showing affection

I only have three minutes to do things, but I have been in love with you for so long.

I usually forget about things, but I remember you so clearly.

You don’t have to be nice, as long as I like it.

I’m not very good, as long as you don’t dislike it.

How lucky I am that loving you has become the best decision in my life.

How lucky I am to meet you at my most beautiful age without any regrets or pity.

I can’t tell you what’s good about you, I just want to sleep with you.

I can’t tell you what’s good about you, I just want to see you take a shower.

I am not a goddess, a scumbag, or a joke. I just want to marry you whether you marry me or not.

I am not a male god, not a top student, not a handsome guy, I just want to marry you whether you marry me or not.

I give you the alluring tenderness and the wandering love that I have had for half my life.

Having been pampered by you for half my life, I have spent all my troubles for three lifetimes.

I depend on you, I can’t live without you every day, and I don’t want to delay it for one more second.

I miss you, I can’t live without you every day, how can I not hold you in the palm of my hand.

If someone bullies you, I am willing to change from a gentleman to a gangster for you.

If someone takes you away, I am willing to change from a lady to a shrew for you.

No one likes me

Hello, my name is No one

I don’t want other people’s hugs, because there is no smell of you there.

I don’t want other people’s hugs, because your heartbeat is not there.

What if I break up with you? Then I will reconcile with my ex-girlfriend.

Then let’s break up now! Fool, you will be my ex-girlfriend after we break up

My goddess, who is not gentle and ladylike, will never leave me.

My boyfriend is not romantic, not a gentleman, and will not let me go.

Is there any way you can ensure that she doesn’t leave?

I spoil her so much that no one else can stand her

Even if I am blinded and deaf, I can stand out among everyone recognize you.

Even if you are hunched over, I still love you among everyone.

At that time, you were wearing a white school uniform, holding a ponytail, and told me with a smile that I was your favorite person in the world.

At that time, you were wearing a white shirt and a crew cut, smiling and listening to me, saying that you are the person I love most in the world.

Sentences about showing affection

1. I’m used to you loving me and pampering me. It’s great to have you!

2. I feel more and more You are the elf in my life, flipping and jumping in my empty time and space. Some people say that the most beautiful things in the world are spring and love; in my eyes, the place with you is the most beautiful.

3. No matter how far away you are from me, my dear! The distance between loving you is between you and every heartbeat of mine!

4. I love you every moment Tortured by the torture of longing, I wonder when you will be able to grant me grace and alleviate my torture!

5. You are the door and I am the bolt, tying your heart; you are the door and I am the lock, Lock up your love; you are the door and I am the lintel, kiss your lips; my dear, I want to be your protector!

6. You lived in my heart when you were thin, and then you became fat , it got stuck inside and couldn't get out.

7. With you in my life, my heart has found a permanent home. Every time I think of you, I will smile happily. Every time I think of our future, I am excited. This is the taste of love. My dear, I want to be with you forever.

8. I miss you every second, miss you every minute, care about you every moment, and want to see you, hug you and kiss you every day.

Baby, I want you to be healthy and happy forever, because your smile is the most beautiful scenery in the world.

9. How can I let others bully someone who I can’t bear to bully?

10. In the vast sea of ????people, I am lonely and struggling to find a lighthouse to decide the direction of progress until Meet you!

11. Falling in love with you makes me extremely happy but also extremely painful. Being with you seems like I own the whole world, but I dare not think that I will still have it once I lose you. What.

12. Love will always save people from decadence. If you love happiness with your heart, it will never be broken. I will give you sweet absoluteness with true love. Even if the romantic words will eventually run out of words, I will Persistence gives you the most impressive feeling!

13. Tonight I will ask a mosquito to find you and ask it to tell you that I miss you and ask it to kiss you for me, because I can’t get close to you now. You hope you don't burn mosquito coils, it will tell you how much I love you!

14. I love you every day, better than thousands of empty words. I fly thousands and tens of thousands of light years, looking for a destination called eternity.

15. I just need a harbor where I can rest and anchor.

16. Stop looking at the ups and downs of the world, and give each other the energy of happiness and joy. You are the suave husband in my old dreams. The waves of my heart that love you are pushing the waves ahead, and the love is still there after many years. It’s the lingering look now!

17. I’m afraid you won’t believe it when I say I love you, but apart from love, I have no other feelings for you.

18. I always miss you in my heart, I wonder where you are every day, and I can’t bear to disturb you. I just miss you so much today, so I sent you a message to tell you that I miss you here. The first time I heard you say I love you to me, flowers bloomed in my world in an instant.

19. You must be responsible for me and have a healthy body, because it bears the responsibility of the family. Please do not easily harm it with alcohol, nicotine, overwork, overdraft, or sleep.

20. If I could have you stay in my sight for the rest of my life, I would not hold anything back.

21. When I decide to spend the second half of my life with you, I hope that the second half of my life will start soon.

22. If you are in my future, then I won’t be afraid of anything else.

23. When you first meet a beauty, you gradually fall in love with her, causing you to smile, frown, and miss her. I ask the sky who can help me. To untie the bell, the person who tied it must also be tied.

24. Being silent is not speechless, not speaking is not not thinking, thank you for the fate that allows you and me to know each other. You who are far away, do you know that I am thinking of you? I am speechless at night, sleepless in dreams, longing for you, and intoxicating.

25. Chocolate cannot compare to the sweetness of our love; flowers cannot compare to the fragrance of our love; diamond rings cannot represent our love; I don’t need a commitment, I just need a lifetime of staying together, plain and true.

26. Love is an indescribable feeling. I miss you every day. I am willing to accompany you all the time. From now on, I decide: I will love you for ten thousand years.

27. You may be just one person in this world, but to someone you mean the world.

28. It is very painful to say goodbye when we are together, we are happy and sad when we are together, the warmth remains after a hug and a kiss, and the love lasts forever when we laugh and cry. We know each other with the same heart, from the end of the world *** At this time, the bright moon is like my heart, this love lasts forever.

29. Listen, I give you permission to like me. We have no other choice but to grow old together.

30. Girl! In fact, when I open my eyes and see you every day, I feel that this day has not been in vain! If I am really with you, then my life has not been in vain.

31. Your figure appears in front of me more and more frequently, gradually, like breathing, without interruption for a second, making it difficult for me to eat or sleep. .

32. People will always grow old. I hope you will still be by my side when the time comes.

33. My dear, I miss you so much. I haven’t seen you for a few days, and it seems like a century has passed. I am so excited to see you, and I want to say I love you.

34. Appreciate the beauty of loneliness in the sky alone; enjoy the wonder of longing in the distance between two people! You are a gift from God, and I will keep it forever!

35. As long as I catch you, I will never let you go.

36. Stick to the position of love and stick to the original promise; although there are countless lives in the past, I can only be with you heart to heart; no matter what the situation is, sunshine, wind and rain, I only want to hold hands with you to create a happy future. The miracle of life.

37. Sometimes girls’ psychology is very subtle. Even if you have been infatuated with her for several years, she will not love you, but once you fall in love with someone else, she won't be able to bear it.

38. After drinking the wine of love brewed by you, if I don’t refill my cup, I would rather be thirsty for the rest of my life.

39. No matter whether life is wandering or wandering, I will keep you in my heart, let the affection impact my heart every day, let the pulse beat all my thoughts, and let the message convey that I will love you forever. hope.

40. I have never been a thief, but I want to steal happiness for you! I have never cheated anyone, but I want to deceive happiness for you! I have never harmed anyone, but I want to deceive happiness for you. !I have never relied on anyone, but I want to give you peace!

41. I know that I am a failure in life, but I think the only success I have is to be with you and get your sincerity towards me. Love!

42. Ice and snow can’t cool down my love for you, typhoons can’t blow away my missing you, noise can’t drown out my feelings for you, and darkness can’t cover up my deep love for you. .

43. Falling in love with someone is beautiful, happy and warm. No matter how cold it is outside, when I fall in love with you, my whole body is warm. Let us keep each other warm and spend this winter together.

44. For the sake of our next generation, please put down the snacks, stay up late, refuse to catch colds, exercise regularly, and eat nutritiously. This will pave the way for our future work. Dear, please take care of yourself. .

45. Just like you said, no words can express my feelings. The love in my heart cannot stop my love for you. There are only two words, that is, I miss you!

46. We once dreamed that we were strangers to each other, but when we woke up, we found that we were in love with each other.

47. Love is an illusion. When you sleep, your sweet smile always appears in your dreams; when you open your eyes, your beautiful silhouette appears in my mind. If one day, the illusion becomes reality, I will love you for the rest of my life!

48. With you in my heart, I live a fulfilling life. I know why I work hard and why I work so hard! Without you, everything I do would be meaningless!

49. When you get older, even if your face is covered with wrinkles, I will still love your hair. Laugh from within. Because what you love is this person, not other illusory things. This is love. Understand love.

50. Spring dreams are traceless, spring rain is silent, and when the spring night is lonely, don’t think about tenderness; the flowers that want to wither have withered, the flowers that want to bloom are blooming, but where are the people who are coming? Are you still walking on the road?

51. Copy your heart with my heart, burn my love into your mind, collect all my shadows, then you will be me and I will be you, forever Cannot be deleted! Let’s talk about things that are more suitable for showing affection. Let’s talk about things that are suitable for showing affection.

1. Happiness is just the lavender of Provence, which only blooms for one season.

2. It’s not that I can’t meet someone better, but because I already have you, I don’t want to meet someone better.

3. One day, we will get up together, brush our teeth together, and walk out of the house holding hands together.

4. Inadvertently, your smile becomes my whole world.

5. The place I love most in the whole world is by your side.

6. In fact, the happiest thing is: the person you like likes you more than you do.

7. When you meet the right person, it is not a strong attraction, but a long-term peace of mind.

8. I just want to shield you from wind and rain, protect you, and love you forever

9. If one day, you are tired, you are tired, as long as you When I look back, my smile is right in front of you.

10. We have to go to the end, we have to get married, we have to help each other, we have to work hand in hand for life, and we have to say "I love you" even in our sixties.

11. I know that someone is waiting for me in this world, although I don’t know who I am waiting for.

12. Before I become good enough, I will not like anyone, especially you.

13. Many people tell you to take care of yourself, but few people tell you that I will take care of you from now on.

14. If you belong to me, then you belong to me alone. I don’t like sharing with others.

15. I am strong if I can smile and watch you show affection.

16. Thank God for allowing me to meet you, no matter whether we have a future or not!

17. I am not waiting for a prince, I am waiting for a princess who can treat me like him. Ordinary people.

18. Make three wishes to time: to see you, to hug you, and to accompany you throughout my life.

19. I can’t watch you grow up, but I want to see you grow old together with me.

20. Did you say that the happiness you gave me was watching you two show your affection in front of me?

21. All quarrels that are not aimed at breaking up are showing affection.

22. Without you, the color is single, without you, the food is tasteless, without you, I am hollow!

23. I put I give you my whole soul, along with its quirks and little tempers, it’s so annoying, it’s just a little bit good, I love you.

24. The best love is when two people get along with each other without being perfunctory, never neglecting, never getting tired of chatting for a long time, and never getting tired of chatting.

25. Don’t fall in love with your ears. What’s really good for you is all about the details.

26. I can smile and watch you show affection, which is considered strong.

27. One day, we will get up together, brush our teeth together, hold hands and walk out of the house together.

28. Maybe, heartbeat is not love, but concentration is. It’s not that I met you at the best time, but it’s the best time after meeting you.

29. The best betrothal gift in the world is your accommodation of my life.