Three Kingdoms Mi Fei: As for pretending, I only serve myself.

Among the numerous historical figures in the Three Kingdoms, there is a tragic figure with great postmodernism, that is, Mi Fei, the king of diaosi.

In the Book of the Later Han Dynasty, he said: "Mi Fei's words are just and upright." .

People like Pingyuan have explained everything.

Compared with Kong Rong's Confucius family, Yang Xiuzhi's politician, and even the seven sons of Jian 'an, Mi Fei's background is almost like being born in the mud, with a strong local flavor.

For this reason, in his early years, he bid farewell to his first love in his hometown for his livelihood and dreams, and trudged all the way from his hometown in Dezhou, Shandong Province to Jingzhou, hoping to make a career here and at least live a middle-class well-off life.

Mi Fei was confident at first, because he heard that Liu Biao, a classmate of Boss in Jingzhou, loved talents very much. According to his talent, he should be able to be a manager or director in Liu Biao company, and even become a minority shareholder.

At that time, neither the middle class nor the spire class was a problem.

However, it backfired.

Mi Heng's dream was ruined by reality.

The reality is that Liu Biao's classmates are busy speculating on land and building real estate, and have no intention of attracting literati like Mi Fei, so they can only dance with pen and ink.

At this time, the house price in Jingzhou was fired by him to the point of absurdity.

According to the price at that time, a house with a vestibule and backyard, for Mi Heng, a diaosi literati who made a living by writing and whose financial resources were unstable, would have to save 1800 years, wouldn't it be until 20 17 AD?

Damn it! Drunk too!

In desperation, Mi Heng decided to flee Jingzhou. He bought a bowl of Regan Noodles with only one copper coin.

In the bustling streets of Jingzhou, his thin figure stands out from the crowd. Looking at the hot Regan Noodles in his hand, he couldn't help crying.

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At this time, in Xuchang, which is more than 0/000 miles away from Jingzhou/KLOC-0, a city-building movement is booming.

Xuchang's boss is Cao Cao, who is even more ambitious. He wants to build Xuchang into a political center, so he recruits talents. He raised his arms and shouted, and a wave of young talents came at him. Soon his career was in full swing and he was full of pride.

On the way to Xuchang, Mi Heng gradually realized a truth: in troubled times, low-key is the biggest nemesis of success, just like in Jingzhou before, the reason why it was miserable was because it was too low-key.

You must be high-profile when you go to Xuchang this time!

Therefore, the first thing he did after he arrived in Xuchang was to print two boxes of business cards, which read: "Mi Fei, Chu Shi, Pingping, are the best talents in the world". Send it to everyone and send resumes everywhere.

It was so effective that it immediately attracted the attention of two talented scholars, Kong Rong and Yang Xiu.

Yang Xiu asked, "What ability?"

Mi Heng replied: "I know astronomy above and geography below; Three religions and nine streams know everything. "

Yang Xiu said with shame, "Keep a low profile."

Mi Heng was angry: "Why not? Child Yang Dezu! "

Yang Xiunuo: "Take clothes ..."

Kong Rong asked, "Who did you learn from?"

Mi Heng replied: "No teacher knows himself."

Kong Rong laughed: "Well, you can have the best talent in the world!"

Mi Heng was angry: "Laugh a fart! Kong Wenju, the eldest son, is over forty years old, and he is not ashamed to play that smelly trick. You think it's a pear, let it go! Why not accept it? ! "

Kong Rongnuo: "Take clothes ..."

Kong Rong respectfully welcomed Mi Fei home, made him a guest and arranged a dormitory for him. This is also Mi Heng's first home after years of wandering as a wandering literary youth.

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At this time, the house price in Xuchang has been fired by Cao Cao to a new high. In just one or two months, it caught up with Liu Biao's Jingzhou house price, which shocked Liu Biao.

Liu Biao called Cao Cao and asked, "Uncle, a small Xuchang, why is the house price so high?" ? I have painstakingly managed Jingzhou for so many years, only to develop Jingzhou into a bustling place where wealthy businessmen and tycoons gather, and the house price is only 100,000 yuan. You are a small Xuchang, and the house price has increased from 1500 to150,000 a month, which is a hundredfold increase! Cousin, I really don't understand.

Cao Cao laughed and said, Cousin, you are still too young to engage in real estate! Although I am young in Xuchang, my classmate Liu Xie is here, so you are the political center of the world. Therefore, all talents in the world choose to come to Xuchang, and house prices naturally follow me. What about Jingzhou? No matter how awesome it is, it is only a municipality directly under the central government at best. You got it?

Liu Biao suddenly realized, clapped his hands and shouted, "Uncle, you are so fucking bad!" ! You call this holding the emperor as a minister, understand? Destined to be spurned by everyone!

Cao Cao laughed and said, vomit! The more spit, the more fire! I would rather be negative to the whole world than to the whole world!

Aunt, no one in this world can beat your routine!

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When Mi Fei lived in Kong Rong, he didn't mean to leave. Occasionally, he bossed Kong Rong around, sometimes called him a few small holes, and occasionally popped up one or two despicable names like "Kong Ergou" and "Kong Erdan", making him embarrassed in front of his wife, children and servants!

Kick him out before he loses his reputation. After all, from the childhood of "let pear be four years old", the name "let pear brother" spread like wildfire. His image has always been well maintained, and he was a famous positive figure in the late Eastern Han Dynasty.

It is easy to ask God, but difficult to send God. Kong Rong is embarrassed!

One day, Kong Rong invited Mi Fei to drink and said, "Your brother, how have you been eating and sleeping recently?" ?

Mi Heng said without thinking, well, eat your mother's incense and sleep with her.

Kong Rong said, stop it, I'm not your mother! Let me talk to you about business. Now in Xuchang, house prices have risen sharply, rising slightly in three days and rising sharply in ten days. At this pace, even I, a young man, have grown into a weak crown, married and have children, and can't afford to buy a house for my son! So, now I have to scrimp and save money to buy a house for my son! Being a parent is difficult!

M constant "oh", thought it's none of my business, want to kick me out? No way!

Kong Rong couldn't wait to kick Mi Heng back to his hometown in Shandong, but he could only say earnestly: Your brother, you are the best talent in the world. What do you think of the world?

Mi Heng nodded guiltily and said, "Although you are the best talent in the world, you can always find a swift horse. Bole is hard to find!" ! In my opinion, it's all because of Cao Cao, and this goods forced Xuchang's housing prices to rise abruptly and become a vassal! Therefore, buying a house, I don't expect it!

Kong Rong in the mind a surprised, mama of, this is to touch me!

But on the surface, he still gave a thumbs-up and said: high, really high, hit the nail on the head! Not the kui is the best talent in the world! But you can't be so desperate! For a talent like you, the house is standard! How can you live in this wall? I have a plan to make your brother famous in Xuchang. Then the house will be a small case. Believe it or not, I guarantee that you have a large number of wives and concubines!

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Kong Rong tinkered at home for several days, and finally churned out a copy called "Recommended Mi Heng Table".

When he read the copy word for word to Mi Heng, even Mi Heng, who always pretends to be arrogant at ordinary times, was too ashamed to put a lightning rod on his head.

Kong Rong read: "I heard that the flood was flowing, and the emperor thought about it and asked for good people from all directions. At that time, the system inherited by Sejong made Hongzu's career flourish, and it also made many literati echo. Your majesty is a saint, and he has inherited the basic logic. He met bad luck, and he was modest, but he surrendered to the gods and different people came out. "

Kong Rong asked Mi Heng: Your brother, is this awesome? In particular, "I only wish to descend to God, and different people come out together." These eight words are vivid but not vivid? Is it awesome?

Mi Heng blushed and hid his face shyly: Cowardly is awesome, but it's too much.

Kong Rong gave a hand and said, no, nothing, just!

Kong Rong went on reading: "I overheard Mi Fei in Chu Shi Plain. He is twenty-four, with good character, handsome appearance and outstanding talent. When I first came into contact with literature and art, I went to the lobby to watch the Olympics. I saw it with my own eyes, recited it in my mouth, and heard it temporarily. I haven't forgotten it in my heart. Sex and Taoism are in harmony, I think if I were a god. It is not surprising that Hongyang is a schemer, calm and silent, and accurate. Loyalty, honesty and shame, ambition and frost, surprise when you see good, and hate when you are ill. Any resistance line, the history of fish is fierce, almost impossible. "

Mi Heng blushed and stood up quickly: This is really over, and I'm not that bad! Dude, please, don't look. If you read it again, I'll go underground!

Kong Rong gently pressed Mi Heng and comforted him, saying: Your brother, I have eight words for you-the way of troubled times must be high-profile! In troubled times, be good at hype and package yourself! Just say brother. Although I am a Confucius, I didn't lie in my ancestors' credit book. I knew the mystery of hype when I was four years old, so I got the famous allusion "Let pears grow four years old". The slogan "Let pears grow four years old" is my idea, isn't it awesome? Now everyone calls me "Brother Qin Li". In fact, I gave up a small pear and got a reputation praised all over the world-fame, money, a house and beautiful women, all of whom are little cass!

I thought I had a good time, but I was better before I went to Kong Rong! M constant couldn't help admiring Kong Rong! After reading it, Kong Rong stopped saying anything. You are what you say, everything is a bluff!

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Cao Cao is hysterical these days.

Xuchang house prices, which had been rising gratifying, actually fell back at a high level. Many young talents have sold Xuchang real estate and rushed to Jingzhou to buy a house.

Send someone to inquire, it turned out that it was Liu Biao's old son in Jingzhou who made the ghost!

Liu Biao released a voice to the outside world, saying that Cao Cao held the emperor to make the princes, just to speculate on Xuchang housing prices! Xuchang is the birdcage where Cao Aman imprisoned Liu Xie, the Emperor of the Han Dynasty. Whoever goes there to buy a house is a bird, and the political center of the Imperial Capital is full of bullshit, and whoever picks it up will die! It is better to buy a house in Jingzhou, the magic capital, where it is truly peaceful, peaceful and rich.

Whether Liu Biao's words are rough or not is actually the truth.

When Kong Rong went to see Cao Cao with "Recommended Meters and Scales", Cao Cao was worried, wondering whether to send some thugs to destroy Liu Biao's old son!

Kong Rong said he had to. He has a clever plan to solve the prime minister's concerns. He read "Recommended Meter Scale" to Cao Cao, and Cao Cao's eyes were golden and his mouth was full of saliva. Busy people soon made Kong Rong's copy known all over the world, so that everyone knew that even Mi Fei, the first gifted scholar, had come to Xuchang to defect to Cao Cao. Is there any reason why Xuchang's housing prices can't rise?

Cao Cao said to Kong Rong: Send this man here quickly!

Kong Rong rushed back: OK, I'll arrange it right away.

Kong Rong finally "invited" Mi Fei out of the house with dignity and won a great victory!

He figured that Mi Heng didn't spend less money when he lived in his house, and he was too distressed to spend more money on him. So, he casually found an express hotel near Cao Cao's prime minister's house and arranged for the servant to send Miheng to live.

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Mi Heng thought that Cao Cao would arrange for him to stay in a five-star hotel, and then send some beautiful women to give him health care, but he didn't expect to live here. What a shame to have to pay for breakfast in the morning!

The next day, Cao Cao summoned Mi Heng.

Mi Heng said he couldn't be sick.

On the third day, Cao Cao summoned again.

Mi Heng still refused to admit that he was ill.

In this way, for several rounds.

This angered Cao Cao and made Kong Rong furious.

Cao Cao scolded: Is he hanged? Believe it or not, I will hang him tomorrow!

Kong Rong replied: Boss, calm down. I'll go to Mi Heng and ask him to make amends to your face!

Cao Cao said: Go! If you can't do it, tomorrow next year will be your anniversary!

When Kong Rong saw Mi Heng, Mi Heng was lying in bed, clutching his feet, holding a cigarette in one hand and looking at Kong Rong bitterly.

Kong Rong said: Your brother, what do you think is wrong with you?

Mi Heng said, what's the matter? Cao Cao is so rich, let alone a five-star hotel. How can he open a holiday inn for Lao Zi? Damn it, I built an express hotel for Lao Tzu, and I didn't even have a chicken! Do you know how I stand it these days? This fucking corporal is not a virtuous man, so stingy, damn it!

Kong Rong was surprised and asked, How did you get through it when you lived in my house?

Mi Heng smiled and said, Hum, I won't tell you! But what I want to say is that the work of several sisters-in-law is quite good. Brother Kong, you are very lucky!

Kong Rong suddenly ran ten thousand "grass mud horses" in his heart, threw himself forward, and scared Mi Heng into bed.

However, the style of painting suddenly changed.

Kong Rong knelt beside Miheng's bed and pleaded with his fist: Your brother, you must help me! My whole family is tied to your belt. I am the twentieth grandson of Confucius, and I want to shine for inheriting Confucianism ... Sister-in-law, if you think which is better, take it! I have known Jane Peel since I was four years old. I'm in my forties, which is no problem for my daughter-in-law! No problem!

Mi Fei was so frightened that he quickly lifted Kong Rong up and said, I'm not finished yet. I'm talking about several sisters-in-law who sew well. Look, my skirt is torn again. I was just about to tell you to ask some sisters-in-law to mend it for me. I didn't expect you to give me such a big surprise!

Kong Rong burst into tears and said happily, Great. I don't want this rag. Come on, I'll buy you new clothes!

Heng patted Kong Rong on the back and smiled again: Actually, it's not that I don't want to see Prime Minister Cao. I really have nothing to wear. As you know, it is natural to pack a full set of clothes for such a good opportunity, but the clothes should not be low enough to give people a joke, right?

Right, right, right, right

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That day, Mi Fei went to see Cao Cao in a formal suit.

After the ceremony, Cao Cao may think that Mi Fei is too pretentious, and he wants to cool him down and pretend to be busy. I called and sent WeChat, but I didn't look him in the eye, didn't ask him to sit down, and didn't make a cup of tea.

Mi Heng felt extremely humiliated. After a long time, he looked up and laughed: although the world is big, there is no one!

Cao Cao asked: Why are you talking? There are dozens of people under my command, all of whom are contemporary heroes. What do you mean, nobody?

Mi Heng said: Then tell me, where have you been?

Cao Cao said, Yu Xun, Xun You, Guo Jia and Cheng Yu are far-sighted, though not as good as Xiao He and Chen Ping. Zhang Liao, Chu Xu, Li Dian and Le Jin are all brave, although Cen Peng and Ma Wu are not as good as them. Lv Qian was engaged to Man Chong, and Yu Jin and Huang Xu were pioneers; Xia Houdun is a genius in the world, and Cao Zixiao is a blessing in the world. No one is safe?

Mi Heng smiled and said, You just pulled the calf! I know all these people. Yu Xun looks sad, as if someone owes him $200. Xun, you're a grave keeper. Cheng Yu is a watchdog; Handsome Guo Jia is more like reciting 300 children's songs. Zhang Liao this cargo, brute force suitable for beating gongs and drums, marching forward, 1121, stand at attention at ease; Chu Xu this goods, suitable for cattle and horses; Lejin and Li Dian are just two elm heads, serving tea and pouring water; Lv Qian's headstrong husband is suitable for striking while the iron is hot; A man full of birds can be a wine table; Prohibit goods from being suitable for dry masons; Huang Xu is the butcher's material; Xia Houdun is a coward; Cao Zixiao is a loser! A bunch of others, and so on. , are gluttonous and a pile of paste!

Cao Cao is angry: they are all low-handed. What about you?

Mi Henghui: Astronomy and geography are unreasonable; Three religions and nine streams know everything; In the world, you can be Yao Shun, and in the world, you can be with Confucius and Yan Bide. Does it have anything to do with ordinary people?

Mi Heng said, then forced to leave.

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In a rage, Cao Cao rebuked Kong Rong again: Mom, what clown did you introduce me to? If I'm not good-tempered, I'll cut it and feed it to the dog!

Kong Rong replied: I'll go to him and make him make amends!

Cao Cao waved and said, Forget it. I heard that he is a young rock musician who loves to play drums. There will be a party in two days. Let him play drums for me and make amends!

Kong Rong said: Nothing.

On that day, the Prime Minister's Office held a big banquet. Manchu was dressed in military and civilian costumes, while Mi Heng was wearing patched rags.

At the beginning of the banquet, Mi Fei began to play drums, which were called "Yu Yang people". The drums were surging, just like sounds from ancient times, which touched everyone present.

At this time, people noticed that Mi Heng, who was playing drums, was wearing such rags.

Cao Cao's entourage immediately reprimanded Mi Heng loudly: You stupid drummer, put on new clothes quickly!

Mi Heng immediately took off his rags, naked in public, and put on new clothes with great aplomb, without any sense of shame. They all covered their eyes with their hands, and only Mi Heng looked proud.

Cao Cao was furious: Why are you so rude above the temple?

Mi Fei was also angry: It's rude to deceive and confuse the monarch. I showed it to my parents to show my innocence!

Cao Cao is angry again: If you are innocent, who is dirty?

Mi Heng is angry again: It's you! I am the best talent in the world, and I am bullied by you to play drums!

Cao Cao is angry again: You are awesome, right? You go to Jingzhou to persuade Liu Biao to surrender! When it's done, I'll make you a big official! How about a big house and beautiful women?

Mi Fei replied angrily: I will be sad if I don't go to Jingzhou.

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This incident made Cao Cao furious. But he didn't kill Mi Heng after all, but sent him back to Jingzhou Boss and Liu Biao. He wants to kill Mi Heng with Liu Biao's knife.

If Liu Biao was killed by Mi Heng, Cao Cao would take the opportunity to attack Liu Biao and announce to the world that this fellow Liu Biao killed innocent people, and he killed all the best talents in the world. Who else won't be killed by him? Buying a house in Jingzhou does not mean self-destruction.

Liu Biao didn't kill Mi Heng, but gave him to Huang Zu, the satrap of Jiangxia.

At first, Huang Zu, like a treasure, affectionately called Mi Heng a worm in his stomach. You know what I'm thinking. Ask Mi Heng what his position is in Mi Heng's heart.

This is the last time, Mi Heng's bluff. He said: Manager Huang, you are like a fairy in a temple. Although everyone came to worship, it never worked.

Howie was furious: Damn it, you called Lao Tzu a puppet! Somebody, pull this Mi Heng out and cut it down!

In this way, Mi Heng was beheaded on Nautilus Island.

Twenty-six years old, unmarried, no house, no daughter, living for life. Oh no, it's Chu Shi.