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My family's pistachio composition
She is the pistachio of grandparents. Grandparents are old, they will feel very tired when they do things, and grandpa is in poor health. When grandparents do things, she will play by herself; When grandma and grandpa are resting in a chair, she will waddle over, beat her legs and waist, and say to grandma and grandpa, you have worked hard! Grandparents always laugh happily at this time.
She is mom and dad's pistachio. Whenever mom and dad come home from work, as soon as the door opens, she will rush out of the room and give their shoes to mom and dad. The fatigue of mom and dad's day's work will disappear.
She is also my pistachio. Whenever I do my homework, sometimes my head is very low. She always pats me on the back and tells me: Sister, hold your head up and hold your chest high. When I have problems with my homework, she will also say, Come on, sister! At that moment, my troubles will vanish.
She is my sister, the pistachio of our family!
My family's pistachio composition 2 Dad is a humorous person in my family. Sometimes some of his words make us laugh, so he is recognized as a pistachio in our family.
I remember one time, because my exam results were not satisfactory. It's hard to think about it I think: Mom and Dad will definitely scold me when they come home. When I got home, I reported my exam results to my parents, and I couldn't help crying. Seeing this, my father immediately stopped my mother and said with a worried face, "Get the basin quickly, hurry up". Mother asked strangely, "What's with the washbasin?" "Ha, ha, ha, let you take a basin, hurry up! Don't ask so many questions, don't let a drop of golden beans run away, it's very valuable! " Dad seems to be more anxious. I looked at my father doubtfully, thought for a moment, and smiled through tears. Mom also laughed at the side.
I sometimes think, why does dad make up so many jokes to make our whole family laugh? It turns out that dad loves reading. People often say: "Books are the ocean of knowledge, and books are the ladder of human progress. A book is like a key, which opens the treasure house of knowledge, yes! As soon as I entered my father's study, I saw books: educational books, scientific books … everything. I think: I must read as much as my father and tell so many jokes.
This is the "pistachio" in our family-Dad, who fills our family with laughter and is also a person who loves reading. I love my family's "pistachio"-Dad.
My family's pistachio composition 3 My family feeds a beautiful parrot. Its wings are crossed with black and yellow stripes, so everyone calls it budgerigar Pippi.
Pippi has a cluster of coral-like hairs on his head, with a little red. Its mouth is hooked inward at ordinary times, and the small hook is only exposed when eating. It has yellow hair and black hair under its forehead. When the parrot is angry, this cluster of feathers is bulging and looks ridiculous. Pippi's eyes are round and bright, or round!
Whenever my parents come home from work or school, it will fly to me immediately. After a long time, they will make out with us.
Pippi is hungry and follows you like a noisy child, asking for millet to eat. If we don't get it, it will jump to the edge of the rice bag and put its head into it to eat millet like a monkey fishing for the moon. Sometimes I feel anxious when I accidentally fall into it.
Pippi is very human and seems to understand people's words. Sometimes other people's cats and dogs defecate everywhere, but my Pippi can still obey and go wherever he says.
Pippi is sometimes cute, but sometimes naughty. Whenever we read a book, it falls on the book and walks around on the paper. When I use the calculator, it must step on it, making me equal to 10 1+202 equal to 20780346. I let it go somewhere else to play first, and I can't get rid of it.
This funny, cute and naughty little guy has brought me infinite happiness!
My family's pistachio composition 4 The pistachio I said today is not the pistachio we usually eat, but my little cousin, who just turned one year old this year. She is the "happy fruit" of all of us. Her name is Hanhan, her face is white and tender, her hair is short, she looks like a tomboy, and her legs and arms are like lotus roots. I have four small teeth, so you can't help but want to bite her when you kiss her.
During the summer vacation, my cousin came to live in my house. We all regard her as a "little toy" and play with her every day. Look, she is crawling towards me!
When she is happy, she can't stop laughing. I held her in circles, and I was dizzy. She still wants to play. She has hobbled and can walk a few steps. I'll pick her up here and my mother will pick her up there. She would walk around smiling.
Of course, if she is unhappy, her mouth will be thrown aside and tears will flow down, even if she is given her favorite bottle, she will throw it aside.
Don't underestimate those four little teeth, they are amazing. Once, I held her in a circle, and she not only didn't laugh, but also bit me. I cried out in pain, a row of teeth marks suddenly appeared on my face and my eyes were bloodshot. She also knew that she was wrong and began to cry before her aunt scolded her.
The summer vacation is almost over, and my little cousin has gone back. I hate to send them downstairs to say goodbye. My little cousin brings me happiness. She's such a joy!
My family's pistachio composition 5 I have a warm family, a hardworking mother, a strict father, a naughty me, and, by the way, our protagonist today, our family's pistachio-a cute and funny sister.
My sister walks unsteadily, like a cute little penguin. Her chubby little face is lovely, and her watery little eyes shine like black gems. When she smiled, her little eyes turned into a crescent moon.
My pistachio sister is no ordinary joke. Just last Saturday morning, my sister was playing with her toy duck. When she saw her mother eating melon seeds, she grabbed some melon seeds and put one in the duckling's mouth, as if to say, "Duck, eat a melon seed!" " This is not the end. Seeing that the duckling didn't respond, she felt that she couldn't waste it, so she directly picked up the toy duck and poured melon seeds into her mouth, which made us laugh.
Don't think that my sister only has these stories, and the best is yet to come! Last night, when my mother was looking at her mobile phone, there were folded pajamas beside her. Somehow, my sister dragged her pajamas to put them on. Because the trousers are bigger, she puts her legs in one trouser leg and climbs on the bed with her legs swinging from side to side, just like the little mermaid playing. I reminded my mother to watch my sister dance the mermaid dance, and my mother immediately picked up her mobile phone to record the video. My sister seems to think of the bed as an ocean, swimming happily in the sea alone. This may be because she often accompanies me to learn swimming, and she is imitating us to swim. My mother and I can't help applauding. What a wonderful dance performance!
My sister is not only interesting, but also clever. We taught her to speak, and she studied hard. We found that my sister likes English and knows the word "apple". She is still learning children's songs and ancient poems, and she can speak words. As long as she keeps practicing, she will learn!
This is my lovely sister. Do you like her?
My family has a pistachio. Every time because of his words, the whole family laughs.
There is a baby who loves dancing in my family. When she was walking, the little guy suddenly began to shake her body. Listen carefully, there are small apples in the shop. This song is popular because of him. My family has a very stingy baby. No one can touch her things and no one can take mine. Once I take them away, I will cry or teach you a lesson. There is a baby with a big temper in my family. If you scold her for doing something wrong, she will stare at you, hit you hard, or bite you hard, or the wicked will complain first and cry.
My pistachios are afraid of loneliness. If you don't play with him, he will play with you. If you ignore her, she will give you a bright smile and make you have to tease him. She doesn't like taking pictures. For example, if you point your mobile phone at her when she is laughing, she will get busy immediately and ignore you. If she wants to take pictures, she will pose a lot.
I haven't seen him for a long time, but my mother said that every time I called her, she grabbed her cell phone and kept saying "ahhh". When my sister came home on National Day, I heard that I kissed her for five minutes and hugged her. I wonder if she will do the same thing to me when I go home? I am looking forward to it.
This is my family's pistachio. You love it!
My family's pistachio composition 7 In the mysterious animal world, my favorite is our family's pistachio!
"Pistachio" is a little greyhound. It is wearing a soft taupe "sweater", with two black ruby eyes embedded in its face and a greedy mouth. I thought it was so cute when I first saw it!
"Pistachio" has a very special quirk-you must wear my shoes when you sleep. It is because of this addiction that I am about to collapse! One night in the summer vacation, I got up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet because I drank a lot of water before going to bed. I was about to put my foot into my shoe when it suddenly put out its claws and prepared to grab my foot. Fortunately, I have a quick reaction, otherwise there will be several shocking blood stains on my snow-white feet.
Although "pistachio" has quirks, it sells really well! I remember that time, it climbed to the table hungry to find food, but failed to break one of the bowls. Mother jumped out of the kitchen in a rage and raised her hand to hit. But it didn't run away, just cocked its head, opened its eyes wide, spit out a little small tongue, and smiled to calm its mother's anger. Her mother sighed helplessly and turned back to the kitchen. Ha ha! This can amuse me, my mother sometimes has nowhere to vent her temper!
Look, this is my lovely "pistachio"!
My family's pistachio composition 8 My favorite person is my sister. Because she is my family's pistachio. My sister is four years old this year. Her round face is inlaid with bright eyes, and a small mouth under her small nose often makes the whole family laugh. So the name "pistachio" came from this.
Although she is young, what she says always makes people laugh. I remember once, my cousin came to my house for her birthday. When she was eating cakes, she suddenly said, "There are unexpected events in the sky, and I have good luck to eat cakes." As soon as my sister said this, the whole family froze and then burst into laughter. Cousin laughed out of breath, squatted on the table and cried, pulling her aunt to rub her stomach; I rolled into grandma's arms early, and grandma smiled and hugged me and called me "sweetheart"; Mom's rice bowl is on dad; Even my cat didn't sleep, jumped down from the sofa with a bang and stumbled towards us, meowing while running, as if amused by my sister's humorous language.
Young girls with backpacks are swinging around the bar.
When we laughed enough, I asked my sister, "Who told you that?" My sister made a face and replied naughtily, "Grandpa asked me to say this to make my brother happy." Our eyes were all on grandpa, only to see him smile and say, "Is it fun?" Pistachio nuts actually sold the old man. "The laughter we just stopped echoed in the hut.
How time flies! My sister has grown up in a blink of an eye, but she still makes us happy as always. When our little "pistachio" brings me so much happiness.
My family's pistachio composition 9 My family has a pistachio. Look! She has shiny black hair, bright eyes, a high nose and a red cherry mouth. She is almost 70 years old, and her height is 1.6 meters. Who is she? She is my grandmother.
My grandmother didn't expect that she is nearly 70 years old, but her hands and feet are quite agile, she can walk and jump quickly, and she can also play badminton and basketball. She gets up early every morning, runs around Huantai County and comes back. Everyone was normal during grandma's physical examination, and there was nothing unusual.
Grandma is my "pistachio". Once, I came back from a math contest and bowed my head without winning the third prize. My grandmother asked me, "What's the matter?"
I said, "I didn't do well in the math contest. I won the third prize and didn't do well in the exam. "
Grandma said, "It's not the third prize!" You are willing to win the first prize. "
I laughed with joy.
Another time, grandma suddenly asked me to teach her English, and I agreed. In the evening, I teach my grandmother left English and right English first. I said, "Yes."
Grandma said, "It's up to him."
I said, "Yes."
Grandma also said, "It's up to him."
I also taught my grandmother left: "left."
Grandma said, "Fuck him."
I said, "To the left."
Grandma still said, "Fuck him."
Then I taught my grandmother bananas: "bananas."
Grandma said, "Don't take it."
I said, "Bananas."
Grandma said, "Don't take it."
I didn't teach my grandmother anything: "Nothing."
Grandma said, "wake up."
I said, "Nothing."
Grandma said, "wake up."
Grandma is really my delight.
My grandma's pistachio is healthy, agile, flexible and funny.
My pistachio composition 10 Although my father is lazy sometimes, he is still cute. What he says and does always makes my mother and I laugh. Do you want to know what my father is like? Then keep watching!
One Sunday, I did my homework and asked my mother to sign it. But at this moment, my mother is playing cards online. How can she sign it for me? Mom said, "Go to your dad. His name is not in this book yet! Dad, who was watching TV next to him, immediately felt refreshed. In his view, signature is a very glorious thing. I handed my notebook and pen, and my father's signature gesture was like a great calligrapher trying to write a work. With a stroke of the pen, the "work" was written. Unexpectedly, my father was addicted to signatures. He asked me in a strange voice, "Is there anything else? "Dad signed it for you!" As I spoke, I acted like a great calligrapher was going to write a work, which made me laugh from ear to ear. Suddenly, I remembered. I read English and haven't signed it yet. So I submitted the English book again. Dad wanted to write "shua, shua, shua" and signed it three or two times. A unique name appears in my English book. Dad's expression is very proud, as if he had done something important.
Look, this is my family's pistachio, isn't it cute?
My pistachio composition 1 1 My family has a pistachio. Look! She has shiny black hair, bright eyes, a high nose and a red cherry mouth. She is almost 70 years old, and her height is 1.6 meters. Who is she? She is my grandmother.
My grandmother didn't expect that she is nearly 70 years old, but her hands and feet are quite agile, she can walk and jump quickly, and she can also play badminton and basketball. She gets up early every morning, runs around Huantai County and comes back. Everyone was normal during grandma's physical examination, and there was nothing unusual.
Grandma is my "pistachio". Once, I came back from a math contest and bowed my head without winning the third prize. My grandmother asked me, "What's the matter?"
I said, "I didn't do well in the math contest. I won the third prize and didn't do well in the exam. "
Grandma said, "It's not the third prize!" You are willing to win the first prize. "
I laughed with joy.
Another time, grandma suddenly asked me to teach her English, and I agreed. In the evening, I teach my grandmother left English and right English first. I said, "Yes."
Grandma said, "It's up to him."
I said, "Yes."
Grandma also said, "It's up to him."
I also taught my grandmother left: "left."
Grandma said, "Fuck him."
I said, "To the left."
Grandma still said, "Fuck him."
Then I taught my grandmother bananas: "bananas."
Grandma said, "Don't take it."
I said, "Bananas."
Grandma said, "Don't take it."
I didn't teach my grandmother anything: "Nothing."
Grandma said, "wake up."
I said, "Nothing."
Grandma said, "wake up."
Grandma is really my delight.
My grandma's pistachio is healthy, agile, flexible and funny.
My family's pistachio composition 12 My family has a pistachio, and that is my favorite dog.
I brought this puppy back from my grandmother's house. This puppy is very small, and its whole body is black and white. The most distinctive thing is that its head has two colors, the ears are black, the upper part of the head is black and the lower part is white. When I went to grandma's house to hug it, I took a fancy to it at a glance.
Now this puppy is two months old. Because of its small size, I named it Diandian. Every time I call its name, it comes to me immediately, and I train it as soon as I have time. Diandian is the pistachio in my family. Every time I'm unhappy, I find something to play with. We had such a good time that I forgot all my troubles. I will be happy when it wags its tail. Every time I go out, it follows. Once, I went to feed it, but I couldn't find it, and my parents didn't see it. We thought we might go out to play and come back soon. However, after a while, he didn't come back and went to other places to look for it. Diandian waited quietly in the field.
Diandian went out with her mother today, but her mother didn't know. Diandian was waiting in the field. When mom left, she didn't see it, and she had been waiting in the field. This time, I was moved by Diandian's sincerity, Diandian was too loyal, and our family loved Diandian more since then. A little bit can always bring us happiness. A little bit is our family's pistachio and lucky star.
My pistachio composition 13 If I can't be the sea, I want to be the river. If I can't be a forest, I want to be a small tree. I don't want to be vigorous, I just want to be happy and ordinary.
Do you have "pistachios" in your family? Anyway, I have one at home. Whenever I dance street dance, he plays the erhu. The combination of western pop dance and Chinese classical music always feels strange and can make us laugh. Whenever there is a family reunion, he makes us laugh with his superb acting skills.
Then why do you call him "pistachio"? One year, I went home for the Spring Festival and visited menstruation's house. As soon as I see my aunt, I want to show off the street dance I just learned. I jumped up with it, and just as I jumped to the climax, the music suddenly disappeared. Suddenly came the melodious erhu sound. When I looked back, it turned out that my uncle was making trouble! Suddenly everyone laughed, and I couldn't help laughing when I looked at my uncle's "stupid".
My uncle is a recidivist who likes to make trouble. We went to dinner and parties with some relatives and friends, and many children played with me. My uncle teased us with a big bottle of water and lied that it was a bottle of wine, so he drank it and pretended to be drunk. He staggered along, but accidentally fell down, and we all burst out laughing. He stood up and continued to pretend as if nothing had happened. Looking at my uncle's performance, I think it would be great if I could bring joy to everyone!
Uncle's "pistachio" is the source of party happiness. He can always infect everyone around him with happiness, and I want to be a "pistachio" like uncle.
My pistachio composition 14 Every time we eat, she always makes us laugh, just like a gust of wind blowing. ...
She is very clever, but she always has a silly smile on her round face, which makes people feel strange. She wears a pair of pink glasses, which is her pride. Hi! It's really a pig with flowers-smelly.
She has a cheerful personality and laughs everywhere she goes. She also likes singing very much. No matter what she is doing, she will sing a song, but she is not only tone-deaf, but also forgets words and always goes out of tune. If only she could hum and sing, so that she would be booed when she sang. But she still insists on teaching and sings every day. She was going to sing at a family gathering last year. Although she can't remember the lyrics, she can always hum to the end. After one song is finished, she will sing another one, which will cause family protests. In my brother's words, "people sing for money, and she sings for her life!" " "
I remember that after another meal, she began to perform again. Her expression was very rich, and she put her hands behind her back and said, "Once upon a time, there was a man who only knew a few words. One day, his friend was ill, and he wanted to write a letter to express his condolences. The letter said: I heard that you were ill. Take good care of yourself and never get out of bed. Among them,' disease' and' bed' can't be written, so zero is used instead. My friend almost fainted after reading it, and the letter wrote: I heard that you laid eggs, so take good care of them and don't lay eggs casually. My friend thinks this circle means eggs. Thank you! " Her performance ended with everyone's laughter. She made the whole family laugh.
This laughter really took away the troubles, and happiness came into our lives bit by bit.
My Pistachio composition 15 Speaking of my grandfather, it is really worth a word: "Pistachio". He always brings happiness to our family. Do not believe, you see:
On one occasion, I made a mistake in filling in the blanks in mathematics because the exam questions were unclear, with only 98 points. When I got home, my mother took out the test paper and looked at the reason why I lost my marks. The air seemed to freeze and my face gradually lost its smile. Then the teachings flowed out of her mouth like spring water, buried me and made the whole family unhappy. Grandpa who came back humming a tune saw this scene and lowered his voice and asked, "What's the matter? Did you fail the exam? How much is it? " "98 points, one question forgot to multiply by 3." I said with my head down. I thought there would be a sweeping scolding, but grandpa smiled and said, "What's the matter? This score is not very good. After a long time, the meaning will be good! " "But ..." "But so what? Just because someone else got a salted duck egg, you thought, if you don't eat porridge and take two duck eggs, it will be salty!" Hearing this, the atmosphere eased a lot. "But, I will eat porridge in the morning the day after tomorrow. You have to give me a fried dough stick and two duck eggs tomorrow. Be careful not to put the wrong seasoning, then I will spare you! "
Grandpa lit everyone's jokes and everyone laughed. Grandma couldn't hold on, and a mouthful of rice gushed out; Mom smiled and got angry and fell on the table. The soup in dad's mouth was also sprayed all over the floor; I blushed and bowed my head. Everyone forgot to be unhappy, talking and laughing.
This is my family's pistachio-grandpa, who always brings us unexpected fun!
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