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He went to the movies yesterday.

Did he go to the movies yesterday?

Where did he go yesterday?

He didn't go to the movies yesterday.

Ask questions in imitation of sentences and give negative answers.

He bought a new car.

His new car?

What did he buy?

He didn't buy a new car.

She can come back tomorrow.

Will she come tomorrow?

When can she come?

She can't come tomorrow.

Lu Jing was here yesterday.

Were they here yesterday?

When they were here?

They didn't come yesterday.

4。 He must leave early.

Must he leave early?

Why does he have to leave early?

He doesn't leave early.

The object gives you a pen.

Did he give you a pen?

How did he give it to you?

He didn't give you a pen.

6。 He lives in Dole.

He also lives next door.

Where does he live?

He doesn't live next door.

7。 You know him.

Do you know him?

Do you know how good he is?

You don't know him.

8。 He found his pen.

Did he find his pen?

What, what did he find?

He hasn't found his pen.

9。 Look at this movie.

Have you seen that movie?

When you saw that movie.

You haven't seen that movie.

He will arrive at two o'clock.

Will he arrive at two o'clock?

When will he arrive?

He didn't arrive until two o'clock.

Sentence: She goes to town every day. She was on the mat yesterday.

Imitate the sentences and complete the following sentences.

1。 He buys a new car every year. He bought a new car last year.

2. The room where she broadcasts every day. She aired it this morning.

He often loses his pen. He lost his pen this morning.

4. The information he always listens to. He heard the news yesterday.

She will empty this basket every day. She emptied it yesterday.

Sentence:

It will rain tomorrow.

It will rain tomorrow.

1。 He will arrive tomorrow morning.

He will arrive tomorrow morning.

She will come tonight.

She will come tonight.

3. See you the day after tomorrow.

I will visit you the day after tomorrow.

He won't believe me.

He won't believe me.

We can't stay here any longer.

We're not staying here.

Urgent! Where did the bee thunder come from? Headquartered in Shanghai, it is usually delivered from Shanghai.

Family memory! Urgent! Silent wind, blowing green the earth; Love, silence, moistens the soul.

I am addicted to XX composition. I don't know when it started. I am addicted to music, from the girl who knows nothing about music to the girl who is addicted to music now. Perhaps it was the "infection" I received in primary school that made me unconsciously fall into this "whirlpool". At that time, my good friends became fans one by one, but I was not interested in them, and naturally they became "despised" products, but to my relief, they lent me VCD. Gradually, I think music is so wonderful. I can't help but walk into the art palace of music, throw myself into the arms of music and enjoy the beauty of music ... whenever I come home from school, I will turn on my computer at will, play my favorite songs, sit down, listen to music, relax myself and tidy my brain. At this time, I will be intoxicated with the beautiful melody. You can try it when you are completely relaxed and in poor health.

Ask Fish Leong's "courage" string words! Urgent! Urgent! Urgent! In fact, each of us has experienced many touching stories, and we have lost a lot. At the same time, we received post-love from God. Looking back, we are happy with what we have, and there is still a long way to go. We don't care about losing, and we will never give up if we have an ideal. Each of us has a perfect life and each of us has a different emotional world. We are all lucky to be on this planet, and we have gained our lives. Whether it's family, friendship or love, we all need to cherish it, and we also need courage ~ ~ Below I will dedicate this weekend (courage) to everyone. I hope everyone can summon up courage in a better life. Thank you.

Philosophical story 450 words 7 urgent! Philosophical stories, the way of employing people

Anyone who has been to the temple knows that as soon as he enters the temple gate, the first one is Amitabha, welcoming guests with a smiling face, and in the north of him, it is Darkmouth's black-faced Wei Tuo. But according to legend, a long time ago, they were not in the same temple, but in charge of different temples.

Buddha Miller is enthusiastic and happy, so many people come, but he doesn't care about anything, and his accounts are improperly managed, so he still can't make ends meet. Although Wei Tuo was a cook in charge of accounts, he was unhappy all day, which was too serious. He made fewer and fewer friends and finally died.

Buddha found this problem when he was looking for incense, so he put them in the same temple. Maitreya was in charge of public relations and greeted all the guests with smiles, so the incense was flourishing. And Wei Tuo is impartial, he will be better than others, so let him be in charge of finance and strictly control. In the division of labor and cooperation between the two people, the temple flourished.

Great story: in fact, in the eyes of the master of employing people, there are no useless people, just like the master of martial arts, who can hurt people by picking flowers and flying leaves without expensive swords. The key is how to use them.

Inspirational story II. The director is useless

There was a Lu man who was good at weaving straw sandals and his wife was good at weaving white silk. He wants to move to Vietnam. His friend said to him, "If you go to Vietnam, you will be poor." "Why?" "Straw sandals are used to walk, but Vietnamese people are used to walking barefoot; White silk is used to make hats, but Vietnamese people are used to long hair. With your strengths, go to places that are not needed, so is it possible to keep yourself from being poor? "

Learning experience: If a person wants to develop his specialty, he must adapt to the needs of the social environment. If it is divorced from the needs of the social environment, its expertise will lose its value. Therefore, we should decide our own actions according to the needs of society and give full play to our own specialties.

Philosophical story three. Kangaroos and cages

One day, the city zoo found that the kangaroo escaped from the cage, so it held a meeting to discuss and agreed that the height of the cage was too low. So they decided to raise the height of the cage from 10 meter to 20 meters. As a result, the next day they found that kangaroos were still running outside, so they decided to raise the height to 30 meters again.

I didn't expect to see all the kangaroos running outside the next day. The keeper was very nervous and decided to raise the height of the cage to 100 meters.

One day, giraffes and some kangaroos were chatting. "Do you think these people will continue to keep your cage?" ? Asked the giraffe. "It's hard to say. Kangaroo said, "If they continue to forget to close the door!

Learning experience: there are "beginning and end", "importance" and "urgency" Closing the door is the end point, heightening the cage is the end point, and abandoning the end point is of course irrelevant.

Philosophical story four. Bian Que's medical skill.

King Wen of Wei asked the famous doctor Bian Que, "Your three brothers are all good at medical skills, which one is the best?"

Bian Que replied, "The eldest brother is the best, the second brother is the second, and I am the worst.

King Wen asked again, "Then why are you the most famous?

Bian Que replied, "My brother treated the disease before it started. Because most people don't know that he can eradicate the cause in advance, his fame can't spread; Brother Zhong treated the disease at the early stage. Most people think that he can only treat minor illnesses, so his reputation only extends to his own village. When my illness is serious, I will treat it. Most people have seen me perform major operations, such as pricking blood on the channels and collaterals and applying medicine on the panel, so I feel that my medical skill is brilliant and my reputation has spread all over the country.

The truth is: control after the event is not as good as control in the event, and control in the event is not as good as control in advance.

Philosophical Short Stories V, Sudden Pay

A guest visited someone's house and saw that the chimney on the stove was straight and there was a lot of wood next to it. The guest told the host that the chimney had to be bent and the wood had to be removed, otherwise it might catch fire later, but the host didn't give any indication.

Soon, the owner's house caught fire, and the neighbors rushed to put out the fire. Finally, the fire was put out, so the owner cooked sheep and slaughtered cattle to entertain his neighbors and rewarded them for their contribution to the fire fighting, but he didn't invite anyone who suggested that he move the wood and change the chimney.

Someone said to the host, "if you had listened to that gentleman, you wouldn't have to prepare a banquet today, and there would be no fire damage." It is very strange now that the person who gave you advice is not grateful, but the person who put out the fire is a guest! " The host suddenly realized that he quickly invited the guest who had given the suggestion to have a drink.

Learning experience: prevention is more important than treatment, and it is better to nip in the bud than to cure chaos afterwards.

Short stories of philosophy 6. Save

In a fierce battle, the captain suddenly found an enemy plane swooping down to the position. As usual, don't hesitate to lie down when you find the enemy plane diving. But the captain didn't lie down at once. He found a little soldier still standing four or five meters away from him. He didn't think much, and a diving fly pressed the little soldier tightly under him. At this time, there was a loud noise, and the splashing soil fell on them. The captain patted the dust on his body and looked back, suddenly stunned: a big hole was blown out of his position just now.

Great story: while helping others, you also help yourself!

Inspirational story seven, go out

In ancient times, two brothers each took a suitcase to travel far away. Along the way, the heavy suitcase weighed down the brothers. When their left hand is tired, they have to change their right hand, and when their right hand is tired, they have to change their left hand. Suddenly, Big Brother stopped, bought a pole by the roadside, and hung two suitcases on the pole. He picked up two boxes and set off, but he felt much more relaxed.

Learning experience: We will certainly encounter many difficulties on the road of our life. But don't we all know that on the way forward, moving stumbling blocks under others' feet is sometimes just paving the way for ourselves?

Philosophical story eight. Fish king's son

There was a fisherman who was honored as the' king of fishing' because of his first-class fishing skills. But' Fishing King' is very upset when he is old, because his three sons have average fishing skills.

So a man often tells people his troubles: "I really don't understand, my fishing skills are so good, why is my son so bad?" From the time they were sensible, I taught them fishing skills, starting with the most basic things, telling them how to weave a net to catch fish most easily, how to row a boat without disturbing the fish most, and how to get off the net to invite the fish to the tank most easily. When they grow up, I will teach them how to know the tide and distinguish the fish season. . . I have taught them all the experience I have worked hard for many years, but their fishing skills can't catch up with the sons of fishermen whose skills are worse than mine! "

A passerby heard his story and asked, "Have you been teaching them by hand?"

"Yes, in order to give them first-class fishing skills, I taught them very carefully and patiently."

"Have they been following you?"

"Yes, I always let them follow me in order to make them avoid detours."

Passers-by said, "In this case, your mistake is obvious." You only taught them skills, not lessons.

Learning experience: for talents, no experience means no experience, and people can't achieve great things!

Philosophical story story nine, apples by the river

An old monk, surrounded by a group of devout disciples. On this day, he told his disciples to go to Nanshan to get a load of firewood. The disciples hurried to the river on the hillside, and everyone was dumbfounded. I saw the flood rushing down from the mountain, and I couldn't cross the river to collect firewood in any case. Without success, the disciples were a little depressed. There is only one young monk and master who are calm and stand opposite each other. When the master asked him why, the young monk took an apple out of his arms and handed it to the master, saying that he could not cross the river to collect firewood. When he saw an apple tree by the river, I picked the only apple on it. Later, the young monk became a descendant of the master.

Big story: There are endless roads and rivers in the world. It is also a kind of wisdom to turn around if you can't cross the river. But true wisdom still needs to do one thing by the river: fly the kite of thought and pick an apple. Throughout ancient and modern times, people who hold such a belief in life have finally achieved a breakthrough and transcendence in life.

Short stories 10 Hold your left hand with your right hand.

There is a popular jingle on the table: holding your wife's hand is like holding your left hand with your right hand.

Every time someone reads: a table of familiar or unfamiliar people will smile knowingly, and the atmosphere will be relaxed immediately. Of course, this is based on people's consistent understanding of jingles-accurate feeling and appropriate description.

One day at the dinner table, someone read this sentence again, and the men laughed as usual.

Later, I found a woman at the dinner table who didn't laugh. Men are busy joking. Don't take it seriously I didn't expect a woman to say seriously: the best thing is "the right hand holds the left hand." First, the left hand is most trusted by the right hand; Second, the left hand and the right hand belong to one; Third, how do other hands make you happy and excited? After that, you can chop off your hand, leaving only your left hand. Without it, it's not complete, right? A table full of men admire and praise the profound and unique understanding of women. Women simply say: What is profound and unique? You might as well go back and read it to your wives and see what they say.

Some brave men really went back to test their wives, and sure enough their understanding was the same as that of the ladies at the dinner table.

They are all left-handed, so men should count with their left hands.

They are all right-handed, of course, they think they are right-handed.

Short story XI. select

A farmer saved his wife from the flood, but his child was drowned.

Afterwards, people talked about it. Some people say that he did the right thing, because children can have another child, but wives can't come back from the dead. Some people say that he did something wrong, because his wife can marry someone else, but the child can't come back from the dead.

After listening to people's comments, I feel very confused: if I can only save one person, should I save my wife or my children?

So I visited the farmer and asked him what he thought at that time.

He replied, "I didn't think of anything. My wife passed me when the flood hit. I grabbed her and swam to the nearby hillside. When I came back, the child had been washed away by the flood. "

On the way home, I pondered the words of the peasants and said to myself: There are many so-called life choices.

Short stories 12, simple facts

Once upon a time, two hungry people were blessed by an elder: a fishing rod and a basket of huge fresh fish. One of them asked for a basket of fish and the other asked for a fishing rod, so they parted ways. The person who got the fish built a bonfire with dry wood and cooked the fish on the spot. He wolfed down the fish and didn't taste the meat of the fresh fish. In a flash, he ate all the fish and soup. Soon, he starved to death by the empty fish basket. The other man continued to starve with a fishing rod, and walked hard to the seaside step by step, but when he saw the blue ocean not far away, his last strength was exhausted and he could only die with endless regrets.

Two hungry people also got a fishing rod and a basket of fish from their elders. It's just that they didn't part ways, but agreed to look for the sea together. They only cook one fish at a time. After a long journey, they came to the seaside. From then on, they began to make a living by fishing. A few years later, they built a house, had their own family, children and a fishing boat made by themselves, and lived a happy and healthy life.

A person who only cares about immediate interests will eventually get short-term happiness; One should aim high, but face the real life.

Learning experience: Only by organically combining ideals with reality can you become a successful person. Sometimes, a simple truth is enough to give people meaningful life enlightenment.

Short stories 13. It's not what you think.

Two traveling angels went to a rich family for the night. The family was unfriendly to them and refused to let them spend the night in a comfortable room. Instead, they found a corner for them in the cold basement. When they made the bed, the older angel found a hole in the wall and repaired it conveniently. The young angel asked why, and the old angel replied, "Some things are not what they seem."

The next night, they went to a poor farmhouse to spend the night. The host and his wife were very enthusiastic about them, took out what little food they had to entertain the guests, and then gave up their beds for the two angels. The next morning, two angels found the farmer and his wife crying, and their only source of livelihood-a cow died. The young angel was very angry. He asked the old angel why this happened. The first family had everything, and the old angel helped them mend the hole in the wall. Although the second family was so poor, they warmly entertained the guests, but the old angel did not stop the cow from dying.

"Some things are not what they seem. The old angel replied, "when we spent the night in the basement, I saw the gold nuggets on the wall through the hole in the wall." "Because the master was confused by greed and didn't want to share his wealth, I filled in the hole in the wall. Death summoned the farmer's wife last night, and I replaced her with a cow. So some things are not what they seem.

The big story: Sometimes things are not what they really should be. If you have faith, you just need to firmly believe that your efforts will always be rewarded. You may not know until later ...

Story 14, the way to raise cattle

When we traveled to the countryside, we were surprised to see an old farmer shoveling grass on the roof of a small hut to feed cattle, so we asked:

"Grandpa, why don't you put the grass for the cow on the ground and let it eat?"

The old farmer said, "This kind of grass is of poor quality. If I put it on the ground, it will despise it. " But I put it on the roof where it can barely reach, and it will eat hard until it eats all the grass.

Short story 15, lover's heart

This is a true story that happened in England.

There was a lonely old man, childless and sickly. He decided to move to a nursing home. The old man announced the sale of his beautiful house. Buyers flocked to hear the news. The base price of the house was 80,000 pounds, but people quickly bid it to 654.38+10,000 pounds. Prices are still rising. The old man lay deep in the sofa, full of melancholy. Yes, if it weren't for his poor health, he wouldn't sell the house where he spent most of his life.

A young man in plain clothes came to the old man, bent down and whispered, "Sir, I want to buy this house, but I only have 65,438+00,000 pounds. However, if you sell the house to me, I guarantee that you will still live here, have tea, read newspapers and walk with me, and be happy every day-believe me, I will take care of you wholeheartedly! "

The old man nodded and smiled and sold the house to him for 1 0,000.

Learning experience: You don't have to kill or cheat in cold blood to realize your dreams. Sometimes, as long as you have a loving heart.

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English translation. . Urgent. Online waiting for solid professional knowledge, profound? Understanding of basic theoretical knowledge of chemistry. Have a strong ability to operate chemical experiments, familiar with. Common laboratory equipment, independent operation? Laboratory analysis experiment

Pass CET-4

Have computer operation ability, be proficient in operating office software and image processing software such as Excel and word.

Dilligent? And hard work, a good attitude, I believe that pay will be rewarded.

Today we made a survey about the problems faced by students in our class. The survey results show that we are under pressure.

Half of the students think there is too much homework. They have no time for entertainment. Some of them are worried about the exam results. Few people think that their biggest problem is good friends. They sometimes quarrel. Few people worry about not having enough money.

Students have many ways to deal with problems. Most people choose to chat with friends. Someone wants to listen to music. Few people think that telling parents to study or do sports is a good way to help them forget their problems.

Accounting English translation, urgent methods and results

With similar research (stock and Hal, 1995 line; Sharma and Iselin, 2003; Murti and Misra 2004) Factor analysis (the data reduction method of principal component maximum variance analysis) is used to detect the relationship structure between variables, that is, classified variables. For accrual ratio model and cash flow ratio model, four factors (latent variables) are extracted to explain the variance of 78.87% and 85.67% respectively. For certain factors, many criteria are Kaiser criteria-factors with eigenvalues greater than 1 only remain in the model. In other words, the decline factor is that unless it extracts at least one original variable from the model, it is equivalent to more. Rotating component matrix table shows:

The following table lists the detailed descriptions of various factors reflecting variables:

In the next step, linear discriminant analysis is used to determine the relative importance (weight) of the impact. The selected indicators and calculation methods will be used to distinguish good companies from bad companies. The performance of generalized linear companies can be said to be the discriminant function as follows:

These include:

Efficiency = the company's financial performance (ACCR- the total score based on accrual basis; Calculation of cash flow ratio on CF card)

... independent latent variable coefficient.

... = Accumulate latent variables independently.

... = independent cash flow potential variable.