English funny stories suitable for foreign teachers to give lectures, about 2 minutes,

Peter dozed off while the teacher was talking.

Peter dozed off while the teacher was lecturing.

Teacher: Peter! Tell us, what is the biggest in the world?

Teacher: Peter! Tell me, what is the biggest in the world?

Peter: Mm-hmm. Eyelids.

Peter: hmm ... hmm (expressing hesitation, etc.) ... eyelids. ...

Teacher: What? Eyelids?

Teacher: What? Eyelids?

Peter: Yes, sir. Because when I close my eyes, my eyelids cover everything in the world.

Peter: Yes, sir. Because when I close my eyes, my eyelids cover everything in the world.

He won

Tommy: Johnny, how is your little brother? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.

Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?

Johnny: We played a game to see who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

He won

Tom: Johnny, how is your little brother?

Johnny: He is ill in bed. He's hurt.

Tom: That's too bad. What happened?

Johnny: We played a game to see who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

I have his ears in my pocket.

Ivan came home with a bloody nose. His mother asked, "What happened?"

"A child bit me," Ivan replied.

"Can you recognize him if you see him again?" His mother asked.

"I know where he is," Ivan said. "His ears are in my pocket."

His ear is in my pocket.

Ivan came home with a nosebleed. His mother asked, "What's the matter?"

"A boy bit me," Ivan said.

"Can you recognize him when you see him again?" Mom asked.

"I can recognize him wherever he goes," Ivan said. "His ears are still in my pocket."

A good boy.

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

"You are a good boy," mother said proudly. "Give you two cents. But why are you so interested in that old woman? "

"She is a candy seller."

Good boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.

"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he replied. "You are a good boy," mother said proudly. "This is another two cents. But why are you so interested in that old woman? "

"She sells sweets."

drink

One day, a father and his little son came home. At this age, boys are interested in all kinds of things and always ask questions. Now, he asked, "Dad, what does the word' drunk' mean?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are two policemen standing there. If I think two policemen are four, then I am drunk. "

"But, Dad," said the boy, "there is only one policeman!"

Drunk

One day, the father took his little son home. The child is at the age of being interested in everything and always has endless questions. He asked his father, "Dad," "Well, son," the father replied, "Look, there are two policemen standing there. If I think of them as four, then I am drunk. " "But, Dad," said the child.

treat cordially

The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest because there was no cheese in the apple pie she served. The little boy in this family quietly left the room and went out for a while. When he came back, he took a piece of cheese and put it on the guest's plate. The guest smiled, put the cheese in his mouth and said, "Son, your eyes are definitely better than your mother's. Where did you find the cheese? " "In the rat trap, sir," the boy replied.

Hospitality

The hostess apologized to the guests because there was no cheese at home when they were eating apple pie. The little boy left the room quietly. After a while, he returned to his room with a piece of cheese and put it on the guest's plate. The guest smiled and put the cheese in his mouth and said, "son, your eyes are better than your mother's." Where did you find the cheese? " "On the mousetrap, sir," said the little boy.

English jokes

Last Friday, I wore an Adidas dress to play ball. An American saw it and laughed at me and said, "Really!

Do you know what this means? It means I dream about sex all day. I've been thinking about it all day

Sex, abbreviated as Adidas) "I'm surprised how he reacted so quickly. When Lenovo was so rich, he was there.

An American helped me out. He said that there is a famous Korn choir, and one of their signature songs is

A.D.I.D.A.S (Dreaming about sex all day) So, this story is familiar to many Americans.

Can be detailed! It's your turn to make fun of America next time.