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2022 Earthy Love Words to Make Your Girlfriend Happy (60 Sentences)
Part 1 of earthy love stories to make your girlfriend happy in 2022
1. How many times do you want me to repeat it? Tips for answering questions: If there are three long ones and one short one, choose the short one; if there are three short ones and one long one, choose the long one. If there are two long and two short choices, choose B, uneven and C is invincible. I would choose you if I had your choice.
2. "Do you know what fruit I like best?" "You pistachio"
3. "Can I tell you a lie?" "What" "I don't like you"
4. "You are my heart, you are my liver, you are three-quarters of me"
5. Do you know where the center of Shenzhen is? It's you.
6. Do you know what my shortcomings are? It's your shortcomings
7. "Please watch your mouth." "Why?" "Because I will kiss it at any time. . ”
8. I like that you copied it over for two minutes and can’t withdraw it.
9. Since we cannot be born together, then we will harm the common people together.
10. Every careless word you say is in my heart
11. What time is it now? It's ten o'clock. No, it's the starting point of my happiness.
12. "Before I met you, I had many, many requirements for the future, but after meeting you..." What happened? "After meeting you, I only asked for you"
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13. My mother said that when I grow up, she will marry me to you.
14. Can you protect me like you protect your little brother? I can give you my sister.
15. The roundest moon takes a month to wait for, and the sunrise tomorrow morning takes a day to wait for. But my love for you will never stop.
16. Can you teach me how to cook glutinous rice balls? I'm a bit stupid, and my secrets are easily revealed in anything I do, even if I like you.
17. "Tell you 7 anti-aging methods" What method? "Love me, love me, love me, love me, love me, love me, love me"
18. You know me What season do you like? I don’t know what season I like with you.
19. "I want to move" to where? "Move to your heart"
20. "It's very troublesome to like you." "But I just like to find you." Trouble." 2022 Earthly Love Words to Make Your Girlfriend Happy
21. "I like to eat fruits, do you know what I like to eat?" "Wrong, of course you are happy. ”
22. Where do I want to go? Go to your heart!
23. I want to buy a piece of land from you or something to buy your land.
24. "Do you know the difference between you and the stars?" "What's the difference?" "The stars are in the sky, but you are in my heart."
25. "Know you Is there any difference from a monkey? "Monkeys have tails but I don't? "No, monkeys live in caves, and you live in my heart."
26. "You know what? We both got through it. "Why is it too much?" "You are too good-looking, and I am too fascinated."
27. Can you help me wash something later? "Okay, what should I wash?" "Like me."
28. "Do you know why I caught a cold?" "Because I caught a cold?" "No, because I have no resistance to you."
29. Falling in love with someone People, we actually fall in love with a feeling, a feeling that only he can give. Not loving someone is because the feeling is gone. If you don’t love it anymore, you don’t love it anymore. It’s useless no matter how hard you try.
30. You are my furry coat, my warm embrace in winter, my safe haven in the snow, and the one I want to hold hands with for the rest of my life.
31. I wish I could grow old together with you accidentally. No matter how many thorns and twists and turns there are along the way, I just hope that the ending will be with you.
32. I am a materialist, and I want to have the next life only after meeting you."
33. The world will not be gentle to you, and God will not be special to you. Take care of me, but I can.
34. "Can I say good night to you personally?" Yes, "I'll say it first."
35. "Who do you belong to?" "I'm a dog" "Nonsense, you obviously belong to me"
36. I'm looking for a horse. What kind of horse? Your WeChat number.
37. "You Do you know what kind of wine makes you drunkest easily? ""Yours is forever"
38. I am super cool, but if you chat with me, I can be uncool for a little while.
39. Ten lines to pick up a conversation, A hundred words of good night, a thousand words of small talk, and a thousand words of nonsense, just to hear the sentence "I do" one day in the wedding hall.
40. "I like someone" and then "Then he gives it to me." Send one and then what?" Part 3 of 2022 earthy love stories to make your girlfriend happy
41. "Can you stop talking. "I didn't." "Then why is your voice filling my head?" "
42. "Beef, mutton, pork, which one do you think I like? ""I like you as my sweetheart"
43. The rest of my life will be filled with you, even more than the billions of stars.
44. You are the joy of youth, even if you think about it the other way around. .
45. If your ex-girlfriend and current girlfriend fall into the water at the same time, can I be your girlfriend?
46. "I want to go somewhere" "Somewhere" ""Go to your heart"
47. "Have I ever told you that you look like a relative of mine?" How come? "My mother's daughter-in-law"
48. Do you know the biggest difference between you and the monkey? The monkey lives in the cave and you live in my heart
49. I want to be in both ranks
50. In my previous life, I might have been a carbonated drink, otherwise why would I be so happy when I saw you
51. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky, but you are in my heart
52. What do you mean by "I think"? "I think I was born just to meet you."
53. I hope our chat history will become gentle and hot in our ears. Breathing and good night on the phone will turn into kisses on the cheeks. I hope that everything we hope for will come true as soon as possible.
54. I was originally going to travel around the world, but when I met you, I met you. I think we can stop for a moment.
55. “Was there an earthquake just now? "No" "Then why was my heart shocked when I saw you"
56. Do you know what my shortcomings are? It is your shortcomings.
57. For the world To me, you are just one person; but to me, you are my whole world.
58. “I really want to tan my skin” Why? “Because it can be protected secretly. "You"
59. Who are you? Why do I see you? My heart feels like I have eaten honey.
60. Sir, what do you want? I want to open you Heart. Earthly Love Words to Make the People You Like Happy (Collection of 60 Sentences)
Earthly Love Words to Make the People You Like Happy Part 1
1. I want to go somewhere. Place? Go to your heart!
2. "I have a life advice that will benefit you for a lifetime!" "What life advice." "Stay with me in this life." "
3. I am a materialist. Only after meeting you do I want to have an afterlife."
4. "Do you like me?" Find out what is repeated in this sentence. Character.
5. "Maybe I am a bad person"? "But I will become better if you kiss me"
6. You are a cute boy and I am cute
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7. "Can you play the guitar?" "No" "How did you touch my heartstrings?"
8. I'm a little sick. Come and see me. , Heart diseases also need heart medicine.
9. "I want to buy a piece of land." "What land?" "You are dead set!"
10. "I think you look like a game." What game? ""Minecraft"
11. Let's play with the wooden man and don't move. Okay! I'm so excited if I lose.
12. There is nothing valuable in my house. The only thing I can get is It’s me, I’ll give it to you so generously that you don’t have to pay it back
13. “Huh. Do you know what I'm doing? "Blowing" "I care about you"
14. Do you know what wine I like best? What wine will last forever with you.
15. Use my three lives Fireworks will change your life.
16. Time is a matchmaker, and youth is a gift; if you are a good time, I would like to be a beautiful scene.
17. It would be great if I could be invisible. , then I will definitely hide it in your pillow, in the December wind, in your pocket.
18. Do you know how to eat this dish best? While it’s hot. ? I’ll feed you.
19. What’s wrong with “I’m almost mad at the courier company”? “I haven’t sent you over yet, I’ll go get (marry) you after you get cured.”
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20. Do you like yourself? Yes, then we like the same person. Part 2 of earthy love stories to make the person you like happy
21. The sky is blue and the sun is bright. Round, and how I wish you were mine
22. I am so attentive to you for nothing, but... I like you very much
23. "I just watched a movie, the name of the movie is the same as The person I like has the same name" "What movie" "Your name"
24. Can you play the guitar? If not, then why can you touch my heartstrings.
25 ."I want to go somewhere" "Somewhere" "Go to your heart"
26. What zodiac sign do you think I am "Gemini"? "Wrong, I am tailor-made for you
27. Don't let me see you or I will fall in love with you once I see you
28. May in the world is full of thoughts Your days and nights
29. "The sun appears for an average of 12 hours a day. Do you know why it is so long?" I don't know. "Because it wants us to be in love for a long time."
30. From now on, I can only call you "you" because you are in my heart...
31. I think you are like a game. What game? Minecraft. p>
32. Your eyes are so gentle, and your smile melts my young girl’s heart
33. If one day I stand by your side without saying a word, don’t doubt me. I have given you every minute and every second of my life, as well as the days and nights of my next life.
34. “My blood sugar is low” “Say some sweet words to me quickly”
35. "You will never see how lonely I am" "Why?" "Because I am the loneliest when you are not around me"
36. How many times do I have to repeat it? Questioning skills: If there are three long ones and one short one, choose long. If there are two long ones and two short ones, choose B. If you have different choices, I will choose you.
37. "I can't seem to find the direction" "Where are you going" "How to get to your heart?"
38. Today my classmate "You "What do you belong to?" "Tiger" "No, you belong to me"
39. I think you must be very busy, so just read the first three words!
40. My life is unrestrained and I have never stopped for anyone, but since I met you, I will spend the rest of my life protecting you. Part 3 of earthy love stories to make the people you like happy
41. Do you like drinking water? Then you already like me in my 70s
42. I originally wanted to travel around the world Yes, but when I meet you, I think I can stop for a while.
43. I have liked you for more than two minutes and cannot withdraw it.
44. Girl, I am almost certain that I am only one kiss away from you.
45. What time is it now? It's ten o'clock. No, it's the starting point of my happiness.
46. This is a watermelon, that is a cantaloupe, and you are my little fool.
47. "I want to buy a piece of land from you" "What land" "You are dead set"
48. There are rumors recently that I like you, I want to clarify, It's true.
49. Only the state officials are allowed to set fire, but you are not allowed to leave me.
50. You are Chinese, and I am also Chinese. Rounding it off, you are mine
51. "Can you shut up?" "I didn't speak. "Then why is your voice in my head?"
52. "Good night." "Good night, I hope you can't sleep at night." p> 53. The rest of my life is filled with you, even more than billions of stars.
54. Why are there stars in your eyes? Because all I see are you
55. "I like 70 things" "What?" "The first one It’s you, and the rest is with you”
56. “Do you know what the imperial edict is?” What is it? “It’s every word you said to me”
57. I just want to spend this long and wonderful life with you slowly, letting every memory shine under the dust of the past.
58. I used to think those stars were pretty, until I accidentally looked into your eyes.
59. We must have a boy when we get married in the future, because I only like you as a girl.
60. Do you know what I like to drink most recently? What? Take care of you. Recommended earthy love words to deceive your girlfriend in 2022
Recommended earthy love words to deceive your girlfriend in 2022 (Part 1)
1. I am sure of it! I miss you a kiss!
2. "Why is violence the only solution to worries..." "?Huh?" "...hug you"
3. In the past, the person in front of you was your sweetheart, but from now on, your sweetheart will be your pillow. Border people.
4. "Can I say good night to you in person?" Yes, "I'll say it first in person."
5. The mountains, rivers, vegetation, and trees in the world are all beautiful, and any time I write, I can see the scenery. And since fate brought you here, all the scenery is just to set off you.
6. I’m a little short of money recently, can I lend you a hand?
7. "I always feel that one head is not enough" What's the matter? "I miss you every day, but it's not enough~"
8. If I could, I would rather be a My child, I stand in front of you with empty hands, expecting your mercy. If possible, I would rather be a beggar and walk through your door. I long for my empty bowl to contain your love.
9. Where are you from? Hunanese. No, it's my sweetheart.
10. "Guess I like drinking or playing kings?" "Do you like playing kings?" "No, I love you"
11. When you are with me, I Never envied anyone.
12. I have nothing to do to be courteous, but... I like you very much
13. My hand was cut, so you cut it too, so that we are a couple.
14. I don’t want to hit the wall anymore, I just want to hit your chest.
15. "I miss you", "the kind of missing that can only be solved by kissing"
16. Do you know the best way to eat this dish? ?Want it while it's hot? I'll feed it to you.
17. "Happy Mother's Day to you" I haven't become a mother yet "You are the mother of my future child"
18. "Oh, I overslept" " "Sluggard" "No, I quarreled with you in the dream, and I dared not wake up until I coaxed you up."
19. I have a super power and I like you very much. (Exclusively for flirting with boyfriends)
20. "Do you know what God I like best?" "Your eyes" 2022 Earthy Love Words to Deceive Your Girlfriend (Part 2)
21. Do you know where my heart is? On the left, no, on your side.
22. “I like a little brother.” “Then he must be very handsome.” “You are too narcissistic.”
23. “I’ll tell you how to lose weight. How about?" Okay, how to reduce it? "Put your heart on me"
24. The breeze is blowing, I like you so much.
25. This is a watermelon, that is a cantaloupe, and you are my little fool.
26. Do you know what my biggest shortcoming is? It's your fault.
27. Those who are close to the vermilion are red, and those who are close to you are sweet.
28. Are you home? No, no place is home without you.
29. I have never discounted my love for you. Every day I love you is worthy of my seriousness.
30. "I want to change my look recently" "What look?" "I can't do it without you"
31. I will immediately =like you
32. " "There is a way to save battery on mobile phones." What is it? "It's by your side."
33. I am very capable but there is one thing I don't know how to do. What? Won't leave you.
34. Do you like yourself? Like, then we like the same person.
35. "Do you know how many people there are in the world?" "7 billion" "You are the only one in my world."
36. "Should we go drinking?" "What kind of wine do you want to drink?" "Our wedding wine"
37. Today my classmate asked "Who do you belong to?" I still hope to grasp the warmth of your hand.
39. "Good night." "Good night, I hope you miss me so much that I can't sleep at night."
40. I am 90% certain that all I need is a kiss from you. 2022 Earthly Love Words That Can Deceive Your Girlfriend (Part 3)
41. “Have you gained weight again recently?” “No, why do you say that?” “Then why does it matter in my heart? Getting heavier?"
42. I want to do to you what spring does to the cherry tree.
43. Guess which side my heart is on, the left, wrong, it’s on your side.
44. In May, I miss you day and night.
45. Come over, I want to talk to you one day.
46. Let us slowly become people suitable for each other and walk hand in hand through the spring, summer, autumn and winter that belong to us.
47. My dear, we want to be together forever, only with you.
48. There are chestnuts in winter and mangoes in summer. Do you know what the four seasons have? With you.
49. Don’t do whatever you want just because I love you.
50. "Mom, I love you, how do you say it the other way around?" "Do you love me?" "Yes."
51. Can you help me wash something later? "Okay, what should I wash?" "Like me."
52. I was born and lived in the south, and fell into your hands. I have finally been to a different place.
53. "Do you know the difference between you and the stars?" "What's the difference?" "The stars are in the sky, but you are in my heart."
54. If I lose What should I do? Just call the police and it will be better? Just hold me tight and it will be fine
55. "Do you know the difference between me and Tang Seng?" What? "Tang Seng wants to learn Buddhist scriptures, and I want to marry you."
56. I still believe that the stars can speak, the stones can bloom, and you will eventually arrive after passing through the wooden fence in summer and the wind and snow in winter. ——Rao Xueman
57. Why do I like your gray hair? Because I can wait until your hair turns gray.
58. I want to put you in the morning sunshine, so that I can see you when I open my eyes. I want to put you in the moonlight at night, so that I can dream of you when I close my eyes.
59. Potatoes can be turned into mashed potatoes, corn can be turned into corn mashed, and I can be turned into I love mashed potatoes.
60. I have no future, so I just want to spend your money to sleep in your bed, eat your food and be your wife. Earthy love words to express love to your girlfriend (60 sentences)
Earthy love words to express love to your girlfriend Part 1
1. "This selfie I took is really ugly" Hmm... ····"Not one-tenth as beautiful as you"
2. "I am missing one necessities of life" "What is missing?" "You"
3 ."Do you prefer grilling seafood or grilling barbecue?" Let's grill seafood first. "Didn't you say you should consider me first?"
4. How can I relieve my worries? I can only hug you.
5. "Let me tell you a story" "You said" "This story is very long, so I will make it short, I miss you"
6. Do you know that you and The difference between the moon and the moon? "Uncreated" The moon is in the sky, but you are in my heart.
7. Mok Wenwei’s cloudy days, Stefanie Sun’s rainy days, and Jay Chou’s sunny days are not as good as chatting with you and me.
8. Stop eating candy, kiss me, my mouth will be sweeter
9. "Actually, I am a habitual offender" "What habitual offender?" "In terms of liking you. ”
10. “Do you have a lighter?” “No.” “Then how did you ignite my heart?”
11. I always forgot to tell you, I How lucky I am to meet you. I want to hold your hand one day and toast all the guests with wine.
12. "What material are your clothes made of?" Pure cotton. "No, I think they are girlfriend material."
13. They say marriage is the tomb of love. , but since I met you, I am willing to cultivate this cemetery into a garden.
14. What time is it now? One o'clock is the starting point of our happiness.
15. "You must be cheating" "How else would you be perfect in my heart"
16. Lost object notice. I accidentally put a sincere heart into my heart. Leave it to the person who is reading this message. Please contact me quickly. If you want to take my heart, I will be very happy.
17. Where are you? People? People from Hunan. No, they are my sweetheart.
18. Do you know what is in the eye of the beholder? Xi Tzu? No, you appeared...
19. "Is your mother's surname Fang?" "No, my mother's surname is..." "But if your mother's surname is not Fang, why do you look so upright?"
20. All my drinks are sugar-free. Do you know what sugar-free drinks are suitable for you? "Slight sugar?" ""No, it's my chest." Earthly love words to confess to your girlfriend Part 2
21. There are 100 ways to be sweet, eating candy, cakes, and missing you 98 times a day
22. "There are two kinds of time" which two? "Time with you and time apart from you"
23. A girl as good as me will never know in the future Who is cheap?
24. Why do you have to come when I get married? Because it will be embarrassing without a bride.
25. What do you belong to? You belong to me. /p>
26. “Do you know which one I like best among peaches, persimmons and oranges? "Orange" "Wrong, our child." ”
27. “I like a little brother. "Then he must be very handsome." "You are too narcissistic." ”
28. “Don’t dare to gain weight” Why? “I’m afraid you’re too small-minded to let me go”
29. “You can’t eat it if you like it, right?” “Indeed you can’t, but If you like it, it can make the rice delicious. ”
30. I wish I could grow old together with you accidentally. No matter how many thorns and twists and turns there are along the way, I just hope that the ending is you.
31. The Master said: “Think before you act. "1...2...3...I like you
32. "Do you know how many people there are in my world?" I don't know. "Of course you are the only one"
33. What's that spinning horse in the amusement park with music? Well, mua
34. "My chest feels so tight." What's going on? Are you sick? "No, it's because of you. Stuck in my heart"
35. "Who do you belong to? ""I am a dog" "Nonsense, you obviously belong to me"
36. "My blood sugar is low" "Say some sweet words to me quickly"
37. "Weekend Let’s go to the amusement park.” My body is the best amusement park, come and play with me
38. Can I call you you? This way I can keep you in my heart.
39. Your name only has two words. Although it doesn’t make up a sentence, it already fills my heart.
40. I like the wind in March and April. The rain, the sun that never sets, and the best of you. Sentences to confess your love to your girlfriend in a rustic way Part 3
41. "After I meet you, I just want to become a kind of person" "A kind of person"
42. I dare not look into your eyes, I am afraid that every look in my eyes seems to be a confession.
43. "You know? There are three kinds of people in this world. Good people, bad people, neither good nor bad people. "Then what kind of person are you?" "I'm yours." "
44. I like you. I copied it over for two minutes and can't take it back.
45. "I want to bite you." Bite "Well, try what you are made of. , so cute”
46. If only I could be invisible, then I would hide in your pillow, in the December wind, and in your pocket.
47. Write your name on the cigarette and inhale it into your lungs, so that you can be closest to my heart.
48. "Mom, I love you, how about saying it backwards?" "Do you love me?" "Yes." ”
49. Do you want to eat watermelon? Buy one, get one free. Buy a watermelon and give it to a little fool like me.
50. Are you short-sighted (not short-sighted)? What about you? You can't tell that I like you.
51. "Can I tell you a lie?" "What" "I don't like you"
52. I still believe that the stars can talk and stones can bloom. After passing through the wooden fence in summer and the wind and snow in winter, you will finally arrive. ——Rao Xueman
53. “I want to change my look recently” “What look?” “I can’t do it without you”
54. Chatting with you is like an exam, I always think about it afterwards I felt like I didn't perform well.
55. If I want to see anything in the world, I just want to meet you
56. "Do you know the difference between you and the stars?" "What's the difference?" "The stars are in the sky, And you are in my heart.”
57. Me: “Are you tired?” You: “No.” Me: “But you have been running around in my heart for a whole day.”
p>58. “I always feel like one brain is not enough.” What’s wrong? “I miss you every day, but it’s not enough~”
59. “How about I tell you how to lose weight? ?" Okay, how to reduce it? "Put your heart on me."
60. "I'm almost mad at the courier company." What's wrong? "I haven't sent you over yet, I'll cure it. I went to take (marry) you"
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