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Men in the world are not ugly.

Wen/McDougall

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The building of my uncle's house was unique at that time.

Therefore, he became a famous artist.

Everyone praises my uncle for his ability, saying that he has many children, a heavy family burden and a well-organized life.

It is a blessing that my aunt chose him.

Even those who had madly spread the scandal between him and Owen Qi turned to sing praises to my uncle's cheating behavior.

Just like the song and dance team taking over the banquet hall, weddings and funerals are staged in turn. In the morning, the old man sang a funeral song, and in the afternoon, the married man sang a happy song. The caliber switching is like a flowing stream, and the professionalism is amazing.

They have every reason to justify their inconsistency.

They say my uncle is a capable man. Capable people are naturally liked and hooked up. My uncle often walks by the river, so there is no reason not to wet his shoes.

Uncle's infidelity is a personal matter, which can be completely solved within the family. In other words, as long as my aunt doesn't mind, my uncle can rely on personal preferences and don't need to care about what outsiders say.

My uncle has never had a heart for another woman except the second girl. It is really commendable that he can choose a flower from the flowers to cherish instead of uprooting all the flowers for himself.

As for my uncle, I think he has some abilities at most, but I think he is noble in human nature and has never felt more suitable.

To some extent, I think his behavior is a bit immoral, which is not good for family or society.

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There's nothing to say to roll with the punches. It's easy to make mistakes if you make them right.

The more you try to whitewash the peace, the more people think you have ulterior motives.

But I can't tell the truth.

Especially after my uncle became a big farmer in the village, the county newspaper reported my uncle's advanced deeds with half a page, including a lot of praise.

Such content is far-fetched, and it is inevitable that people who know the inside story will feel uncomfortable and vomit again and again.

But there are so many people playing and singing for him that I have to choose to shut up.

As soon as I say it, it's like forcing some people to eat what they spit out.

Spit it out and then swallow it, which is a dilemma.

Capable people often have some privileges. A lot of content can be generated from this.

Some may be aboveboard and allowed to be placed on the table, while others may be operated privately. Whether it can be put on the table depends on the tolerance of the public.

As you can imagine, if my uncle is the second girl he meets when he is capable at the moment, the situation may be very different.

Perhaps, if you can't reach him, you will comfort yourself. It is a very glorious thing for your wife to sleep with someone who has the ability. Some ugly wives can't be sent out?

My uncle is very kind to the second girl. If he doesn't make trouble, he may even build a house for their family. In that case, the handle will get light.

three

I learned a truth from those people who sang hymns from the pages.

They say men in the world are not ugly. Men can wander around shirtless, but women can't go out shirtless. Otherwise, it is specified to be laughed at.

My uncle is a man, and now he has set the tone that men are not ugly. He actually thinks that ugly people will only be women.

The stronger my uncle's ability, the more people think Owen is mean. He didn't do anything wrong, but Owen did.

For a time, I always liked to observe whether everyone was wearing clothes.

But what I observed later was that every man, including him, may be shirtless, but he still has to wear pants.

Young women tend to wrap themselves up and feel embarrassed to go out without dressing up, but older women are different.

When you come out to enjoy the cool in summer, you also show your breasts like a man. They don't feel ugly at all, but they are complacent, as if this can better explain the glorious history of supporting several children.

It can be seen that it is not only women who are worried about their ugliness, but also men, depending on everyone's tolerance for it.

The bottom line is high and everyone's tolerance for ugliness is low.

Men are not ugly. Then it doesn't matter if men don't wear pants.

Ugliness can become beauty, and beauty can also become ugliness.

Once the bottom line is gone, the streets are full of crazy people running around naked eating melons and applauding and cheering for the crazy people.

This metaphor is very unfriendly to women and it is easy to deprive men of the right to wear pants.

But some men always believe it, and it is difficult to understand that this is a privilege.