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Introduction of Top Ten Swords in the World (China 10 Swords).
At an ancient dawn, when the sky was black and white, a pair of hands slowly raised.
Hands folded is a handle, but the handle can't see the body, but it is faintly on the north wall.
Cast an erratic sword shadow, which only lasts for a moment, disappears with the coming of day, and it gets dark until dusk.
At the moment when day and night alternate, the wandering sword shadow appears again. Draw a line with your hand raised.
Elegant arc, waving to a tall and straight Gu Song, there was a gentle "Cha" sound in the auricle, and the tree was slightly shocked.
Nothing changed, but soon, the lush pine cover fell leisurely, spread and protruded in a gentle south wind.
The exposed rings indicate the passage of time. The darker the sky, the invisible sword, and the ancient twilight closed silently.
There was silence between heaven and earth. This shadowy sword is in the column. Liezi worships Tang Wen very much.
The famous sword that was later hidden by Kong Zhou in the Spring and Autumn Period of Shang Dynasty: Cheng Ying.
Cheng Ying is a delicate and elegant sword.
Shock maser index: 7
9 th chunjun
In the Spring and Autumn Period, on a sunny afternoon, after several years of hard work, I finally defeated Gou Jian, the king of Wu, and fell asleep.
I woke up after a good sleep and felt very comfortable. Gou Jian drank a pot of good Longjing tea and was in high spirits.
Bertie sent his men down to find someone. This man is Xue Zhu. Qin people are traveling around the world at this time. Although Xue Zhu
However, at a young age, he became famous in many countries and was known as the world's first fencing master. Not for a moment, with fine eyes.
Gentle Xue Zhu came here. After some pleasantries, the two sides took their entourage to the wide outdoor terrace.
Let's go Gou Jian, King of Yue, loves swords. This platform is tens of feet high, with relaxed momentum and sufficient light, and is specially used to watch and admire swords.
. After taking a seat, Gou Jian glanced at Xue Zhu around him, thinking that although this young man is young, he has read countless swords.
Generally, it is difficult for a sword to enter his eyes, so Gou Jian asked his men to take away two treasures that he was quite proud of.
Sword: Cao Hao and Suzaku. I don't know, Xue Zhu glanced at it and said casually, "There are both swords.
Disadvantages: Cao Guanghua's luster is weak, and its texture is getting thicker, so it is not a sword. "Say that finish, he is still lazily basking in the warm sunshine.
I yawned. Gou Jian was surprised and ashamed. He thought about it, gritted his teeth and leaned against a personal waiter.
Ear commanded a few words, and in a short time, the attendants led hundreds of armored warriors to escort a sword to the audience. worried
The candlelight was amused and asked, "What sword is your majesty carrying?" Gou Jian's attitude towards Xue Zhu is as follows.
A trace of unhappiness, he grumpily spit out two words: "Chunjun". Only heard a "Mao solicitation", Xue Zhu stood up from his seat.
When she fell on her back, Jin Chai, with her hair tied, fell to the ground, her long hair spilled, and her face suddenly froze and became dull. For a while.
Son, suddenly woke up, I saw him tiptoe several vertical jump swept down the steps, came to the sword, a deep bow, and then sit down.
I packed my clothes in awe, took the sword from the waiter and tapped it carefully.
Slowly pull the sword out of its sheath. I saw a group of brilliance blooming on the hilt, like hibiscus out of water, graceful and crisp.
Sculpture is like the stars shining with deep light, and the blade is integrated with the sun, like clear water flowing through the pond, calm and soothing.
The blade of the sword is as towering as a cliff with a towering wall ... After a while, Xue Zhu asked in a trembling voice: "This?"
Is it Chun Jun? ! "Gou Jian nodded." Yes, "he continued proudly." Someone wants to use a thousand horses three times.
Do you think this sword can be exchanged for two big cities in Fuxiang? Xue Zhu said quickly, "You can't change it." Gou Jian said melodramatically.
He frowned and asked, "Why? Tell me the truth. " Xue Zhu shouted excitedly: "Because this sword is
A masterpiece of harmony between man and nature. In order to cast this sword, the Millennium red pansy mountain breaks the tin, if the Millennium river dries up.
Copper. When casting a sword, Lei Gong struck the iron, Rain Niang drenched the water, Dragon held the stove, and Heaven filled the charcoal. Ou Yezi, the master of sword casting, accepted God's will.
I worked hard with the gods for ten years to build this sword. After the sword was completed, the gods died, and the red pansy mountain was still closed, like a river wave.
When Tao came back, Ou Yezi died of exhaustion. This sword has become a swan song. Where is the only horse market ... "Gou Jian.
Nodded with satisfaction: "Yes, since it is priceless, I will cherish it forever." This story is seen in Yue.
A unique book.
Pure is a noble sword.
Shock maser index: 7.5
No.8 fish intestines
When the Black Hawk flew to the main hall, Zhuan Zhu came to the main hall with his own plum blossom and anchovies.
The sun hunts in the sky, and the eagle flies as usual. In the military exhibition hall, Zhu made steady progress. Clouds are covered with flying eagles.
When the momentum shocked, they swam away. Liao Wang was attracted by the delicious food in Pig's hand. He raised his nose and leaned forward.
He only saw food, not pigs. That dish is called braised plum anchovies. Plum blossoms are cold winters, and anchovies are the only ones in Taihu Lake.
Anchovies, which appear in hot summer, are roasted with cold plum branches in winter in Taihu Lake in midsummer.
The eagle has seen the outline of the hall, and the sky suddenly darkens. Zhuan has come to Liao Wang and put the food in.
In this case, the lights in the temple are still there.
Dark clouds rolled in the sky, and the eagle folded its wings.
Liao Wang swallowed and looked at the delicious food in front of him. Zhuan Zhu is firmly breaking the fish with his hands. With a bang, I flew.
The eagle dived into the hall. Liao Wang suddenly felt a cold murderous look coming out of the fish's stomach, and he was shocked. fish
Intestinal sword has been unsheathed (fish belly), it firmly nestles in Zhu's hand, hurtling forward, two well-trained iron bumps.
Through the front, the fish intestine sword passes through the gap and still moves forward. There are three layers of armor in front. The first floor; The second floor
Infiltration, infiltration of the second layer, infiltration of the third layer, Fishbone found himself has become a broken arrow. The sword is broken, but the murderous look is not.
Rest. The fishbone sword is still moving forward. When the eagle smashed the hall, the fish intestine sword also went into Liao Wang's heart. The eagle is receiving
When he fell down injured, he whistled with satisfaction. Fishbone broken in half buzzed in Liao Wang's gradually weakening heartbeat.
Silent songs. Zhuan Xu, who was captured by the blade sword rain, used up his last strength and burst open a piece of land under his face.
A lonely smile. ..... Zhuan Xu stabbed Liao Wang and the eagle struck the temple ... See Sima Qian's Historical Records. Assassin transformation "
Fishbone sword is a brave sword.
Shock wave lasing index: 8
Mo Xie, seventh and sixth lieutenants.
Ganjiang and Mo Xie are two swords, but no one can separate them. Lieutenant and Mo Xie are two people. Similarly, no one.
People can separate them. Ganjiang and Mo Xie are two swords cast by Ganjiang and Mo Xie. Cadres are male swords, and Mo Xie is female swords.
Sword. A good husband and Mo Xie's wife. He is diligent and Mo Xie is gentle. When the lieutenant casts a sword for the prince of Wu, no
Evil is a fan to wipe the sweat. Three months later, the lieutenant sighed. Mo Xie also shed tears. The name of a legendary sword
I know why the lieutenant sighed, because the gold concentrate collected from five mountains and six rivers in the furnace can't be melted, and if Tie Ying doesn't melt, there will be no sword
Casting according to law. Lieutenant also knows why Mo Xie shed tears, because if the sword can't be cast, he will have to be killed by the prince. The lieutenant remains the same.
Sigh, one night, Mo Xie suddenly smiled. See Mo Xie smiled, lieutenant suddenly afraid, lieutenant know.
Why did Mo Xie laugh? He said to Mo Xie, Mo Xie, you must not do this. Mo Xie didn't say anything, she just smiled. male
Woke up to find Mo Xie not around. He knows where Mo Xie is. Mo Xie stood up straight.
On the towering sword-casting furnace wall, skirts danced like fairies. Mo Xie saw the lieutenant's figure running from a distance in the morning light.
Come in a hurry She smiled, and she heard the general's hoarse cry: Mo Xie, Mo Xie is still laughing, but at the same time she is crying.
It flowed down. Lieutenant also shed tears, in which he saw Mo Xie floating down, and he heard that Mo Xie was finally right.
He said, Lieutenant, I'm not dead. We'll still be together. ...
The molten iron melted and the sword was successfully cast. A man and a woman, named Mo Xie, only dedicated him to the king of Wu.
The news that the lieutenant got "Mo Xie" was quickly known by the prince of Wu, and the warriors surrounded the lieutenant. The lieutenant gave in easily and he fought.
Open the sword box and ask in despair: Mo Xie, how can we be together? The sword suddenly jumped out of the box and became a bright one.
Beautiful Longfei Bai left, at the same time, the lieutenant suddenly disappeared without a trace. When the lieutenant disappeared, the prince's side. "
"The captain's sword disappeared. In a desolate and poor city and county thousands of miles away, a great lake called Yanping Tianjin suddenly appeared.
There is a young white dragon. This white dragon is beautiful and kind, and it calls the wind and rain for the people. The desolate and poor cities and counties are gradually becoming popular.
The rain is smooth, the food is abundant, and the county name has changed from a poor city to a rich city. However, locals often find this white dragon.
Looking around the lake in Yanping, Tianjin almost every day, as if waiting for something. Some people even looked at it with tears in their eyes.
Six hundred years have passed. By chance, Lei Huan, the magistrate of Fengcheng County, dug the Great Wall out of the ground when he was building it.
A stone box with a sword engraved with the word "Lieutenant" in it. Lei Huan was overjoyed and told the story.
I'm carrying a famous sword. One day, the Leihuan Road crossed the Yanping Lake, and the sword at the waist suddenly came out of its sheath and jumped into the water.
In the room, when Lei Huan was surprised, the water surged up and jumped out of the black and white Ssangyong motor, which often nodded to Lei Huan to thank him. Then, the necks of the two dragons were intimately intertwined and they lay down. Both of them dived into the water and disappeared. People who have lived in Fengcheng county for generations,
It was found that the White Dragon, which is said to have existed for more than 600 years, suddenly disappeared on the lake in Yanping Tianjin and was crying every day. The next day,
An ordinary couple moved to the county seat. The husband is an excellent blacksmith with superb skills, but he only has
Forge ordinary farm tools that can't earn a few dollars with your heart, and refuse to build weapons that have the advantage of 1000 yuan. When he works, he
His little wife is always around to fan him and wipe his sweat.
Ganjiang and Mo Xie are swords of love.
Shock wave maser refers to the fifth longyuan star.
According to legend, this sword was forged by two swordsmen, Ou Yezi and Ganjiang. Ou Yezi and the lieutenant cut the sword to cast it.
Discharge in the mountains, Qitan sword casting furnace is called "Seven Stars", forming a circle of the Big Dipper. Insert the sword
Then looking down at the blade is like climbing a mountain and looking down at the abyss. It is ethereal and deep, as if there is a dragon lying there. It's called "Long Yuan".
Although the casting skill of this sword is exquisite, it is also famous for an ordinary fisherman who can't know his real name: Yu.
. It is said that Wu Zixu was murdered by treacherous court officials, and he was a fugitive, who was chased by Chu military forces all the way. On this day, he was desperate and fled to the dragon.
On the bank of the river, I saw the mighty river, with rough waves. Before the flood, after the pursuer, Wu Zixu was anxious.
I found a boat coming rapidly upstream, and the fisherman on the boat repeatedly told him to board. After Wu Zixu boarded the ship, it soon disappeared.
Among the reeds, they disappeared, and the pursuers on the shore left angrily. The fisherman carried Wu Zixu to the shore and brought Wu Zixu food and wine.
After a hearty meal, Wu Zixu was tearful and asked the fisherman's name. The fisherman smiled and said that he was a vagrant. What is the use of his name? He just said:
"fisherman" is enough. Wu Zixu thanked him and said goodbye. After a few steps, he turned and walked back, untied the granddaddy from his waist.
Qixinglong garden I want to give this precious sword to the fisherman to show my gratitude and ask him to do it.
Don't reveal your whereabouts. The fisherman took the seven-star Dragon Garden sword, looked up at the sky and sighed, and said to Wu Zixu, only you were saved.
Because you are a loyal country, you don't want to repay me. Now, you still suspect that I am greedy for profits and lack trust, so I want to show my nobility with this sword. say
The end, horizontal knife commit suicide. Wu Zixu inexplicably regretted it. This story can be found in Wu Yue Chun Qiu.
Seven-star Dragon Garden is an honest and noble sword.
Shock wave lasing index: 8.8 value: 8.5
The Third Chi Xiao
There was such a young man in the Qin Dynasty who had no ambition and was full of problems. He is lazy and never does farm work at home.
. He is a good drinker and often gets drunk. He is a lecherous, and he can't keep his legs open when he sees beautiful girls. He is rude and rude to officers.
Careless to people. Most exasperating of all, he is good at lying and bragging. He often shows people the seventy-two blacks on his left leg.
Mole, he said it was not a skin disease, it was a celestial phenomenon. He often looks at Xianyang from a distance, shakes his head and sighs: Oh, be a gentleman.
This is also! His lies are getting more and more outrageous. He got a rusty iron bar from nowhere and told the villagers that it was one.
The sword I got from Nanshan Fairy is called Chi Xiao. He regards it as a treasure, and the "sword" is with him all day. he
He also said that he was not human, but a red dragon in the sky. His cows are getting bigger and bigger. He said he knew the first emperor, the first emperor.
The emperor was a white dragon, and he said that the first emperor was not as good as him, because he was a red dragon with higher mana, and he would become an emperor instead.
The emperor. He also said that he knew that the vitality of the first emperor had turned into a white snake, and recently he swam near Fengxize. he
Saying that he was going to cut off the white snake, he picked up the iron bar and gestured. People took his words as a joke,
Big talk, no one believes it. However, in one night, everything changed. That evening, dozens of villagers went to the county seat together.
The young man who was an apprentice at school went to Fengxize, and this young man was among them, but he didn't go to work but went to join in the fun. male
Take out a hip flask and drink it while walking. The gang stopped when they came to Fengxize. Strangely, they recently went to the county seat.
Apprentices often disappear near Fengxize for no reason, so everyone sends one for safety.
An agile young man took a few steps to find out first. After a while, the spies fled back pale with fear. he said
He walked for a while and smelled fish in front of him, so he climbed a big tree and looked at it. He saw a huge, vicious white snake.
Right in the middle of the road, as if waiting for something. The crowd was too scared to move forward. At this time, the young man separated.
They walked forward, and he said that the white snake was waiting for him, and he was going to cut it. He pulled out the iron as he spoke.
Hold on, stumble.
It seems that he has been drinking all the way. People held their breath and looked at his bent back.
I'm saying in my heart: this silly boy ... one night passed and the young man didn't come back. People know that he must have succeeded.
Snakes' delicious meal. The dark clouds cleared and everyone moved on. After walking for a while, suddenly, they saw a huge white snake.
Cut it in half and throw it on the side of the road. A few miles further, I found the young man lying on the side of the road sleeping, his body
There is a cloud above the body, and there is a red dragon flying lazily in the cloud. And the iron bar in his hand didn't
Yes, it was replaced by a sword inlaid with colored beads and Jiuhua jade. It was cold and frosty, and the body of the sword was clearly carved.
There are two seal characters engraved on it: Chi Xiao. At this time, people believed what the young man said was true.
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