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Connotation paragraph: Wind is wind, I don’t know if it is serious or not, wind is not serious sentence
46. My dear, the first thing I do after getting up every day is: I miss you! The second thing is: I want to see your photos on the Study Abroad website! The third thing is: Pray for you! My dear, please forgive me for leaving, because I love you so much that I love you so much.
47. Just stand there and don’t move! Wait for me to run over!
48. You have to know that love is selfish! That’s why I haven’t had any distracting thoughts in my heart so far. . In fact, as long as you look back, you will know that my heart is only for you!
49. I love your heart, your liver, and three-quarters of your body! I love your flesh piece by piece. , the money for loving you is ten yuan!
50. The weather suddenly changes. The men and women on the road trembled.
The woman couldn’t help but lean towards the man, shivering at the same time: It’s so cold. Subtext: In fact, you don't need to take off your clothes at all, it will be much warmer if two people hug each other.
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