Are there any jokes in China that can attract the public?

A player has not been in a good state recently, and his catch is unstable. While practicing passing and catching the ball, another player handed him a good ball and he shouted "catch it firmly!" " "

As a result, the ball hit him on the head and he said, "With whom?"

He doesn't know amorous feelings.

A furniture store owner was traveling in Paris and met a beautiful woman.

Worried about his poor English, the boss took out a pen and paper and drew a bar.

The girl understood, and they drank wine together.

The boss drew another couple dancing, and they danced heartily.

The girl picked up a pen and paper and drew a bed. Both of them are very excited ...

The boss ignored his broken English and said, "How do you know that I sell furniture?"?