Humorous topics for boys to tease girls

1. Date

A shy young man went on a date with a girl for the first time, but he couldn't find a topic. Finally, he started talking to the girl:

"How is your mother's life?"

"Thank you! She is very good."

"Father "What about my brothers and sisters?"

"They are doing well."

The young man was speechless again. At this time, the girl reminded him: "I still have grandparents! Why didn't you ask?"

2. Sweet words

Female: "Why are you always chewing when you talk to me?" Candy?"

Male: "How can you get so many sweet words if you don't chew candy?"

3. Astronomy class

A young man met a girl in the park. . The young man said: "You are my sun, my moon, you are the brightest star in the constellation."

The girl listened for a long time and couldn't help but said: "You are wooing me. Or are you giving me an astronomy lesson? ”

4. A man who doesn’t know how to love

A shy man never has the courage to talk about love with the woman he loves, let alone talk about love. to have sex. But she, who knew and loved him very well, often created opportunities for him to express his love, but he was never able to take advantage of the opportunities she created.

One night, he and she were sitting on a bench in the park. He was silent as usual. She couldn't help but create another opportunity to hint to him: "It is said that the length of a man's arm It’s the same as a woman’s waist, do you believe it?”

“Is it true?” he replied, “It’s a pity that I didn’t bring a rope to measure it.”

5. Reminds me of the sea

Female: “Dear, do you think the clothes I’m wearing are beautiful?”

Male: “Seeing your clothes reminds me of the sea. ”

Female: “You are flattering, am I really as beautiful as the sea?”

Male: “Every time I see the sea, I feel dizzy.”

6. Aim

Female: "Why do you use one eye every time you look at me?"

Male: "This way I can see more clearly."

Female: "Why?"

Male: "Always aim with one eye when shooting."

7. A request

Male : "I will agree to any request you make, but please agree to one request."

Female: "Please tell me, what is your request?"

Male: "Never ask for anything." I made any request."

8. Test questions

A primary school teacher said to her boyfriend: "I included the letter you wrote last time in the Chinese language mid-term test paper. . This question can comprehensively test the students’ Chinese proficiency.”

The boyfriend asked: “Are you asking them to analyze grammar or explain idioms?”

My girlfriend replied: “Me. Let them correct their mistakes!”

9. Dielianhua

A couple of lovers strolled in the garden.

Male: "My dear, you are as beautiful as these flowers."

Female: "What about you?"

Male: "Of course, snuggle up Butterflies on flowers."

Female: "I hate it."

Male: "Why?"

Female: "Don't you see it? It flew to other flowers again."

10. Morning Glory

A girl and a boy were visiting the park together, chatting about the sky. The girl stepped on a banana peel and almost slipped. The young man helped the girl.

The girl smiled and said: "Today, without you as the flower protector, I would have made a fool of myself."

The young man asked quickly: "Then what kind of flower are you?"

The girl said: "Of course it's Morning Glory!"

11. Kiss

After the kiss, the young man asked the girl: "Tell me, besides me, who else Who has kissed you like this?"

The girl fell silent when the young man asked her.

"Say it quickly!"

"What's the hurry," the girl said, "I'm counting!"

"Ah! One *** has How many?"

"About four or five!"

"Who are they?"

"There are apples, oranges, and roses. , and my sister’s child Lingling.”

The young man felt very relieved. He put his arms around the girl's waist and kissed her again.

12. You can wait

When the girlfriend saw that her boyfriend was coming to kiss her, she quickly stretched out her arms to cover her face and said:

"No, before marriage, You can't do this!"

"Okay." The boyfriend smiled: "I can wait. I'll leave you my phone number now. Please let me know after you get married."

13. Standard Color

A young man who was just in love wanted to buy a lipstick for his girlfriend. The clerk asked him what color he wanted. He took out his handkerchief, pointed to the lip mark on it and said: "That's the color!"

14. New Year's card

The young man has to choose a New Year's card for his fiancée.

"This one is suitable. It is beautifully painted. It says: My best wishes to my only sweetheart!" The saleswoman gave him an idea.

"Great! Give me a dozen"

15. Unlucky luck

A: "Speaking of which, I am still a loser in love. You poor thing!"

B: "On the other hand, I am still the winner!"

A: "Why?"

B : "When she returned the gifts, she mixed in the gifts given to her by others."