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Who will give me some classic lines of Hua?
2. noble sentiments? This is just a sentence? Or is it a feeling that people who sacrifice everything for their own happiness will have? My heart is eternal, my heart is immortal and I have feelings, but I have never done anything for her. I won't live long, I'm not in the six realms, I'm not in heaven and earth, but I still lost her and myself. -white.
I have no master, no friends, no lover and no children. At first I thought I owned the whole world, but it turned out to be false. Those who love me die for me, and those who love me want me to die. What I believed betrayed me, and what I relied on abandoned me. I don't want anything, I don't want anything, I just want a simple life, but God forced me, you forced me! Do you think I can turn back now? -Hua.
4. Bai, have I seen you on the road, by the forgotten river, by the Sansheng stone and at the bridge of Naihe River? -Hua.
She is my long-term apprentice from today. -white.
6. I only accept one apprentice in this life. -white.
7. What what? His Millennium ice lotus! He transplanted all the way from the bitter and cold land in the far north, carefully planted it for a hundred years, and finally opened two flowers this year. She, she, she ... looked up at the sky in vain, sighed and looked sad: "Flower bones, you are not allowed to eat tonight!" " -white.
8. "Then pack your bags and leave tomorrow."
"yes." Hua slowly retreated outside the temple.
"Everything on the road is arranged by your eleventh brother. Don't run around. "
"yes."
"Take more clothes, it will be very cold on the road at night."
"yes"
"Take a sweet baby. If necessary, it can help. "
"yes."
"Go to the medicine cabinet to get some blood clots back to Qing Dan. If you are injured, you will need them. "
"yes."
……
"bones?"
"Ah?"
"Be careful all the way and pay attention to safety."
"Yes, master, ha ha ha ..."
9. "Can I see your face?"
"No."
"Can I see your face?"
"no!"
"Can I see your face?"
"no! ! "
"Can I see your face?"
"I said no!"
"Let me see, just for a while. I don't scream when I'm ugly, I don't laugh when I'm funny, I don't drool when I'm handsome, and I won't tell anyone, okay? "
"No, no, no, no, no ..."
10, narrowed his eyes and looked at Hua covered in blood, and his mouth twitched slightly. She didn't know that he heard a whistle that she had never blown before, and it sounded more urgent and sharper than the whistle, which cut his eardrum and made him miserable. How crazy is he? Didn't the imperial sword and the wind summon the fire phoenix from the underworld quickly enough? Will he never see her again as long as he is late?
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12, shadow streamer, shadow streamer, what a shadow streamer! You are the shadow, he is the streamer. I've heard all kinds of materials, and I know all kinds of incense. I can't believe I didn't smell the affection for him in your fragrance! Draw, draw! What a good apprentice you have received! ! Ha ha ha ha! -Purple is fragrant in summer.
13, how much happiness is in my heart. Enough, bones. Your last kiss has paid off all the debts you owe an ugly brother. And for this kiss, I, Oriental Yuqing, from now on, I will give you everything and do everything I can for you. -It's sunny and rainy in the east.
14, Hua is also the head of our family, how can he be easily handed over to kill! Even if we hit the whole Maoshan Sect today, we will never give people to you! -Yunyin.
15, my old disciple Hua, the crime is not punishable, three respects of mercy, and my disciple is willing to uphold justice. Just be merciful and don't expel my inheritance. Even though I am out of my wits, my disciples have no complaints. -Hua.
16, "Hua is a sinner who has stayed for a long time and even the whole world, but he is my apprentice in Bai. Because I have no discipline, I am doomed. The next punishment will be executed by me personally. "
There was a roar around, and everyone was stupid. China is even more shocked. She shook her lips and shook her head again and again: "Master, don't …" She didn't want it! She doesn't want it! She can bear any pain, but how can she bear it if Master does it herself?
Hua crawled backwards desperately, dragging a long and shocking blood trail on the ground.
But she can't escape. How can she escape? I can only watch Bai coming towards her step by step.
"I was wrong, but I was wrong, master ..." Her child was as flustered as she was, still without tears, but more afraid than before.
Bai remained expressionless, bent down and pulled out a sword from her.
Hua was completely stunned, and the master actually ... actually wanted to stop thinking. He gave it to her himself! There are many beautiful and happy memories in it, and she has never left her body for a moment. However, is he cruel enough to punish her with a broken arrow?
"Please, teacher, don't ... at least don't use trance ..." She hugged the white leg in front of her with one hand and grabbed the hilt of the trance sword with the other, pleading in a low voice in panic, and his white robe was dyed red with blood.
Bai Zi frowned: "Why should I give you this sword? You disappoint the teacher too much ... "
I wanted to raise my sword, but I was surprised to find that it was frozen in the air, purring and refusing to move at all. It has been following China for a long time. Although it has not yet reached the unity of man and sword and is completely obedient, it is also spiritual. How can it hurt her with a sword?
Bai shook his head helplessly. It's a dream. This sword is his. It's only been a few years, but he can't even use it!
"I'll use you today!" Bai was furious, and his fingers pressed hard on the blade, and the true qi immediately filled the blade.
"Don't! Master! I beg you! I beg you! " Hua cried and held out his hand hard, but only grabbed the string from the sword as if it were hanging on the sword.
Without the slightest hesitation, Hua's large and small airways and veins were all punctured, and his true qi and internal force flowed out, leaving his whole body unbroken.
Hua fell to the ground like a dead body, twitching slightly, his eyes empty, his expression dull, and he didn't move again. He sewed up the hole left by Ou Ming's nail, and his blood almost ran dry.
She not only lost her immortal body, but also lost all her abilities. She is already a cripple, and it is impossible to straighten up and turn her neck, let alone act.
White looked down at her height, abandoned the broken arrow and threw it on the ground. With her blood, it's better to get over it than scrap iron.
Despair, despair, he will never know her feelings for him, let alone understand what that sword means to her.
"Drag her to the bottom of the fairy prison. No one is allowed to see her or send medicine without my permission. "
Hua died, with a pair of big empty eyes, and was carried down without any reaction. Blood spattered all the way, but his hand always clung to the two little bells.
17, my apprentice in Bai, I can do whatever I want. Is there any objection? -white.
18, disciple stayed for a long time, and went to Baihuazi in xian county to stay as the head of the household, and was temporarily taken over by Buddha Mo Yan. The remaining sixty-four soul-killing nails will be borne by the perpetrators and executed immediately. -white.
19, Bones, I'll take you home ...-Sunny in the East.
20. Oriental Yuqing feels that she knows too much and has seen too much life and death. Although he is not as rude as Bai, he is calm at heart. Time and time again, time and time again, life and death again and again, I am a little tired and tired of this world. However, responsibility has become a habit, even if it is embarrassing, it is not so easy to let go.
2 1, Bai, there is nothing in this world that I can't get involved in and know. How long do you think a small wilderness can keep me? I have to bring the bones back from the wild and let you know! What is life! -It's sunny and rainy in the east.
22. Fool, do you think that I love Liu Xia and always treat you as her? You are as important to me as she is, but I am different from you in one thing. I will be angry to know that she likes bamboo dyeing, but I will be jealous to see you with another man. Sha Qianmo.
23, watching her fight with Oriental Rain and Sunny, watching her and Sha Qianmo kiss in front of everyone, her heart is getting farther and farther away from him. I can't tell what I feel, and I don't understand where the anger that has been tolerated comes from. He just told himself over and over again that everything he did was right.
24. Don't go. Don't you want me to go with you if you save Xiaoyue? If you don't care about the world, you won't be the owner of the different rot cabinet. I promise you! I promise you! Our family will be together forever! Please don't go! Don't leave me! East. -Hua.
25. Oriental Rain and Sunny borrowed five years, in exchange for one more year with you in this life. Ending ... is a natural death. -white.
26. Bai, I have 103 swords, 17 holes, and I am covered with scars. There's not a place you haven't given me. Sixteen years in prison, plus these two lives, I have paid off everything I owe you. I lost my mind and Gong Ling was destroyed. From now on, I want to break up with you! -Hua.
Bai, will you still not love me? In that case, what qualifications do you have to die with me? -Hua.
28, Bai, I curse you in the name of God, this life, eternal life, neither old nor dead, neither hurt nor destroyed! -Hua.
(classic lines/kindness/)
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