What are the funny replies?

1. The poster: "The medicines in your hospital are all fake, what's the use of taking them!"

Reply: "Why is it useless? You can take care of yourself!"

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2. Poster: My husband drives his female colleague to and from get off work every day, what should I do?

Reply: You really have nothing to do. Why are you meddling in this couple’s affairs? .

3. Poster: The biggest shortcoming in my life is that I like black people when I have nothing to do, otherwise my mouth will itch.

Reply: I think yellow people are pretty good too!

4. Original poster: My butthole hurts recently, and my stools are bloody. Do I have hemorrhoids?

Reply: Posted by: Did you go pick up soap?

5. Posted by: Why does a woman scream when having sex?

Reply: Give Male's added status, acceleration and attack.

6. Poster: Why do girls like to wear low-cut clothes when taking the bus?

Reply: Because of this, someone will give up their seat to her...

7. Poster: Passed What is the English level of someone who has passed CET-4?

Reply: Use high-frequency words such as yes, no and OK proficiently.

8. Postmaster: Slowly, we understand that time may not bring about feelings, but we can definitely see people’s hearts.

Reply: Then don’t stay too long!

9. Poster: If you play as a left winger all the time, your left leg will become thicker, and if you play as a right winger all the time, your right leg will become thicker.

Reply: What about the center?

10. Poster: What supports the sense of security at all stages of life?

Reply: 1 year old: pacifier, 5 years old: parents, 10 years old: games, 15 years old: first love's affection for you, 18 years old: money, 20 years old: money, 30 years old: money, 40 years old: money, 50 years old: money, 60 years old: money, 70 Years old: money, 80 years old: money.

11. News: A woman in Henan cheated on her and her one-year-old son was beaten to death by her lover.

First floor: Isn’t this the legendary spending your money, sleeping with your women, and beating your children.

12. Posted by: Men who indulge in excessive sexual activities will suffer from kidney deficiency. So the question is, what will happen if women indulge in excessive sexual activities?

Reply: Men also suffer from kidney deficiency.

13. Originally Answered: Where are the coldest and hottest places?

Reply: The coldest place is in the morgue, and the hottest place is in the crematorium.

14. Poster: Why did I fall in love with my wife in the first place? She has no body, money, or brains!

Reply: If she has all these, why would she still like you?

15. Poster: Yesterday I went to eat roast duck rice. There was a father and daughter sitting at the next table. The girl was in high school. As soon as the roast duck rice arrived, the uncle kept putting his roast duck on his daughter’s plate and said: Eat more, eat more! What a good Chinese father!

Reply: The uncle continued: Eat more, you will be fat, no one will chase you, and you can study hard!

16. Poster: What is the difference between going to school and working?

Reply: I used to go to college At that time, I saw the senior sister and thought who would want such an old woman. Now at work, I saw a female college student who was just assigned to me. Damn it, how could there be such a pink girl?

If you want to know more classic quotations, you can go to Chachaba’s Classic Quotations topic, which contains many very funny sentences.