Main contents of 08 edition shooting sculpture

The content hasn't changed much, but the picture is more beautiful. There is another sentence that Guo Jing is a little handsome, Huang Rong is so cute, and Yang Kang is not bad. There is another sentence that I forgot.

Reprinted below.

It is said that for the screenwriter of the 08 edition of "The Condor Heroes", Ben Xian really loves and hates him-hating him for arbitrarily changing the plot, and inexplicably changing Yu Qiao's farming into four bandits, Uncle FEEL. I can hate it, but I have to admire it-the lines are really hilarious, and I admire its funny skills. "Of course, this is also indispensable to my family's acting skills in the morning. The other two may not taste like this ~ Love one! ! 』

Seventeen episodes of Guzheng Event:

Rong Er (asking Guo Jing): jing elder brother, where are you going?

Guo Jing (panicking): I, I'm going to do some shopping. . (escape)

Rong Er: Uh, wait a minute.

Qigong (beside loudly): It's a good thing I didn't marry a wife. . hahaha

Rong Er turned around and gave him a hard stare.

Qigong (making a pitiful little voice): So. . . So now it's miserable. . .

Rong Er: Hum!

2. Guo Mu taught Guo Jing: Do good deeds, sleep well, and never get sore.

3. After Yang Kang was injured, everyone helped him. Rong Er took out Jiuhua Yulu Pill and said to Yang Kang: Take another Jiuhua Yulu Pill, and you will live a long life and be virtuous all your life ~

Rong Er just bullied Guo Jing many times, and then Guo Jing said, Rong Er, can you teach me how to be so considerate and gentle as you, and let Condi accept me?

5. Huang Rong: Sao Man Ouyang Ke ~

6. Hong Qigong: Kang Long regretted this move. He played hard and got 20 points back! Understand? (Leaving) Guo Jing: (Thinking: Get 20 points back if you call it out, that's right) (Pushing) Kang Long regrets 30 points! ! ! !

7. Yang Kang said Guo Jing: Everyone is as developed as you and simple-minded!

Rong Er suddenly appeared: Are your limbs atrophied and your brain swollen?

8. Six Monsters in the South of the Yangtze River: We heard that Yang Kang has returned to the golden man's arms. ...

9. Rong Er: Qigong, I think jing elder brother can only play dragons, but he can't beat a smiling tiger! Qigong: You are the smiling little villain.

This paragraph of Rong Er's super cute expression is very vivid

Just thinking about how to cheat those three palms ~

10. Rong Er lied to Guo Jing and said: I died at 1 years old, and I became so angry when I was 3 years old.

I have been climbing on the mountain since I was a child, eating bark and growing up.

I ate all the bark of the whole mountain. ...

1 1. When Yang Kang and Ouyang Ke were waiting for Bao Xiruo to worship God, Yang Kang said that it had been half an hour. Have you finished it all? Ouyang Ke said that this is a woman's right. As a man, you should wait patiently.

What a gentleman

12. Rong Er pretended to be Miss Mu and said, Who knew that she was bullied by a little bastard? Haha, if Condi had expected to faint.

13. Qigong slipped away without teaching Guo Jing the remaining three palms. Rong Er said ... watch Qigong next time.

I must make a table of seven men's favorite dishes (jing elder brother is laughing happily).

Pour it all into the cesspit and don't give it to him (some Jing dumbfounded)

14. Rong Er: Am I pretty?

Jing elder brother: "Beauty"

Rong Er: "So you haven't seen anyone more beautiful than me?"

Jing elder brother: "Yes! ~"

Rong Er (angry): "Who!"

Jing elder brother: "My mother ~"

15. Rong Er (holding jing elder brother's chin): "You are so handsome ~"

Jing elder brother: "Ah ~ (Surprise+Doubt+Shyness+@ #%&; ) I ... am I handsome? "

16. Brother Jing was chatting with Rong Er dressed as a beggar, either hungry or greedy, and took out a paper bag from his clothes @ #%&; Then put it in your mouth, then look at Rong Er, reach out and give it to him and say, "Do you want to eat?" Rong Er was about to get it, but jing elder brother was a little reluctant to part with it. His hand shrank and Rong Er took it away ... (Surprised+puzzled+"You idiot" @ #%&; ): "Alas, there is nothing in it", and then he returned it, waved it and poured out some white powder from it-_|| "Alas, alas ..." jing elder brother continued with his hand in great distress: "There is more! ~ "Biya said, very satisfied. ...

17. (blocking Huang Rong, holding a dustpan) Brother Jing: "I block! I blocked it! ………………"

Seeing that the stool pierced the shield, I slipped a sentence: "Alas, I can't stop it ..." Then I ran away with Rong Er.

This sentence is not classic, but it is so cute, the tone of laughter. ...

18. Guo Jing said to Rong Er: Eat.

Rong Er: Your six masters are too ugly for me to eat.

19. In another place, Rong Er and Guo Jing's short master quarreled. Both of them hit Guo Jing before they stopped. Rong Er hit the short master on the head and muttered, "Hit me, jing elder brother! ! "Laughing my head off at that time, so cute ~ ~

20. Brother Jing asked Third Master, "Rong Er is good to me, and I want to be good to Rong Er. Master, is this called love? "

[size=+0][size=+0]2 1。 On the island, Huang wants to kill Guo Jing, and the six monsters in the south of the Yangtze River want to go.

Huang gave them a contemptuous look: I won't hit ugly people ... you'd better kill yourself.

22. After losing to Guo Jing, Ouyang Feng said to Ouyang Ke: Killing you ... is a waste of energy ... You committed suicide ... "It seems that gentlemen like to make people commit suicide ..."

23. Hong Qigong: As the saying goes, losing face is a small matter, and starvation is a big matter (holding a chicken leg in your hand). Oh, no, it's starvation.

24. Huang Rong actually called Master Guo Jing "short wax gourd" and "dustpan head".

25. Huang Rong: Mom is jealous.

26. When I went to Peach Blossom Island to propose to Guo Jing, I heard Huang say that Guo Jing and Ouyang Ke would not compete, and immediately said, "We are both Wulin people. If there is no competition, is it better than eating and shitting?

27. When Guo Jing asked Huang to marry him, he said, I am a senior and you are a junior.

28. Talk to her father in Peach Blossom Island, Rong Er.

ASEAN: What, Hong Qi took an apprentice?

Rong Er: Yes, yes, yes, yes!

Dong Xie: Which young hero is it?

Rong Er: Gee, this man is really a young hero! He is not only tall and powerful, honest and virtuous, diligent and progressive, but also has a bright future. ......

ASEAN: Doesn't he have a name?

Rong Er: Yes ... It's called ... Guo Jing.

Dong Xie: What, it's that silly boy.

29. Hearing her daughter say that Hong Qigong accepted her as an apprentice, Huang Laoxie hugged her seven thighs with joy. Two cheeky people who like YY compliment each other.

Then ~ ~ ~ "Seven elder brothers came today. What do you want? "(as if to be trapped)

"Yes, I came here today to ask you something." (Seven people hit the snake with a stick and asked for it. )

"We have known each other for decades, and all seven brothers have their own lives. How dare I refuse? " (It's rare for Huang to be so modest and accommodating)

"Don't promise too quickly, I'm afraid it won't be easy to do" (the sticks of the seven dukes)

"If it were easy, Brother Seven would never think of his younger brother." (stupid, sleepy! )

"Yes, that's your promise ~" (stop, haha)

"good! It's a deal! In the water! In the water! Go to the fire! " (Huang Laoxie's expression when he said this ~ ~% RMB # # ◎ #)

Du said: We are all gentle people, so don't use guns or knives.

3 1. Rong Er: Qiu Qianjian! You are showing us your flying skills.

Qiu: Not now.

Rong Er: Why not?

Qiu: Because the tide is low now ~ Kimura is exposed.

Then switch to Qian Qiu's flying skills on water.

32. Guo Jing didn't bring any money after eating noodles in the street. The shopkeeper scolded him: no money, no money, you still eat two bowls?

Guo Jing: I wanted to eat a bowl, but your bowl was too small, so I only ate two bowls!

33. Looking at the battle of the Seven Monsters, Changchun Zi just wanted to sigh the picture, atmosphere and rendering. ...

result ...

Don't run, walk slowly! Don't run!

34. Rong Er scolded jing elder brother's teacher: You dustpan head, you are not allowed to talk?

35. Guo Jing, a beginner, regretted playing wrong, and the pine tree only shook.

Qigong: Why did you shake that tree? Catch squirrels? (The tone is very calm) Pick up the pine cones! ! ! ! (Loudly, sonic boom)

36. False Qiu keeps saying that black wind and evil spirits are all evil spirits. Rong Er said: This doyen has really been locked up for a long time. Didn't even know Chen Xuanfeng was dead.

37. Zhou said to Guo Jing: You are not my son, and I am not your son. Let's not distinguish between elders and juniors.

38. Huang Rong said to Ouyang Ke: What about you? You are eating our human stomachs with pig hearts and dog hearts. .........

39. Kang Jing is sitting on the kang eating .. Rong ran in and said to Kang, Do you still eat? ! Kang Bai rolled his eyes. Why do you care about me and your stupid brother?

40. Yang Kang hit Guo Jing, and when he came back, Guo Jing lied to everyone that he had been attacked by a wild boar. In the evening, Huang Rong went to avenge Guo Jing and beat Yang Kang. When Yang Kang came home, Bao Xiruo said, "Kang Er, what's the matter with you? Why do you get hurt like Jinger? Were you also attacked by wild boar? " Kang's expression is extremely rich.

4 1. Jinger: ... Don't give up on yourself ..

Conger: When I think of living in a shabby house ... so do my parents; And a big brother like a pig. Should I be happy? ... Kanger stood up and said to the people around him, what are you looking at ... a group of pigs?

42. Guo Jing: What should I do? Qigong: You go to shit first, and then go to bed!

43. jing elder brother and I wrote the Nine Yin Sutra on the boat in Ouyang Feng.

Jing elder brother: Master, I miss Rong Er. Oh, Maga, this shooting angle is really good. Hugh is so cute. )

Qi Gong: Mm-hmm. (He said to eat the chicken leg by himself. )

Jing elder brother: ... (I lick the hand holding the chicken leg)

44. Hong Qigong: You have developed limbs and a simple mind! Guo Jing: Qigong ~ My mind is much simpler than others ... Qigong: You are the best in the world.

45. Guo Jing: It seems to be ... Qigong: Like what? ! Stop thinking about it! ! Thinking is not your specialty! ! !

46. Guo Jing: In the future, Rong Er and I will live in Peach Blossom Island and stay with you every day. Huang: pretend to be lofty and say: I'm afraid of boredom. Guo Jing: Stupid: Then the younger generation won't bother the older generation. Huang and Huang Rong had the same expression and said in unison, Don't you dare!

47. Rong Er buys food: Ah, good spirit (referring to the chicken in the stall owner's hand)

48. Qi Gong pointed to himself and said: If a person has mindfulness, it's not bad to do bad things ~ ~ ~

49. Uncle Ouyang: This shit is still hot, so it shouldn't have gone far.

50. Ouyang Ke: I wasted half my life with Ouyang Ke, but I never tasted the true feelings.

[size=+0][size=+0]5 1。 Ouyang Feng saw Ouyang Ke dead, shook his head and said, the only descendant of a generation of martial arts masters, how could he die at the hands of a woman? Get up! Get up and die again!

52. Huang and Ouyang Feng are playing music ... Guo Jing asked Hong Qigong affectionately. Master, am I stupid? So you can't understand the music they play?

Hong Qigong replied: Yes, you are super stupid.

53. Ouyang Feng: When I get the "Nine Yin Zhen Jing", we will learn it together! Ouyang Ke: (Paused) Ouyang Feng: Laugh! ! I allowed it! ! ! Ouyang Ke: (speechless).

54. Yang Kang said a lot of compliments to Ouyang Feng ... Ouyang Feng: Can you bring something new?

55. Qigong: Can you sew clothes? Guo Jing: Of course. I learned it from my mother. (Very proud) One needle goes down, and with seven gongs, the needle goes into the meat. . .

56. Qigong: Did you cook for me just to trick me into teaching this silly boy martial arts? Huang Rong: Mm-hmm! Then Qigong and Rong Er smiled at each other. Suddenly, Qigong: Don't be fooled! (serious)

57. Ouyang Ke: Your father is Du.

58. Rong Er: I am afraid of death, because I still want to hear your love story!

Ouyang Feng: No, no, no, I don't have a love story. All my feelings are in the martial arts. It's not like Huang Laoxie! It's boring. The purpose of bringing you here is to ask you to give me a good explanation of the Nine Yin True Classics. You must be obedient! Then teach me the scriptures quickly!

Rong Er: Alas ~ ~ ~ Without love history, there would be no scripture!

59. Guo Jing: Old-timer! Eng-gu: Am I very old? Guo Jing: Not very old! Eng-gu: Not very old. . . .

60. Qi Gong said Guo Jing: What can you do except be stupid ~ ~

6 1. Rong Er cooked medicine for Guo Jing, and Guo Jing gave it to Yang Kang Rong Er, muttering, "It's as good for you as drinking dung!"

62. Qigong: This trick is characterized by surprise. Surprise! ! ! Guo Jing ... ran straight into it ... Qigong sprayed wine ... "You cheated ..."

63. Guo Jing and Mu Nianci were married by Seven Masters, and Guo Jing could not bear to part with them. Grandpa four seems to see through Guo Jing's heart. He patted Guo Jing on the shoulder and told him to go outside. He said earnestly, "You like others." Guo Jing nodded at once. Grandpa four said confidently, "Princess Hua Zheng!" (I spray, I thought he would say Rong Er. )

64. At Tieqiang Temple, Ouyang Feng heard that the four great masters had arrived at Taohua Island in Jing Rong, and said: The six monsters in the south of the Yangtze River are really better than cockroaches.

65. Mount Huashan ~ Ouyang Feng went down the mountain crazily ~ Huang: Seven brothers ~ Since death ~ There is no such thing as being the best in the world ~ Hong Qi: Who said that ~ Rong Er's cooking is the best in the world ~ This silly boy is the best in the world ~ I ~ Of course I eat the best in the world ~

Huang: Your nonsense is the best in the world ~

Ouyang Ke thought that she was going to marry Rong Er, so she said to Hong Qigong: The younger generation and Miss Rong still have a lifetime, so let her say goodbye to Guo Jing.

Jing elder brother: I don't know a word here. Just think about it?

68. Brother Jing said goodbye to the Seven City Chiefs for the first time, said four sentences ~ ~ and finally jumped away ~ ~ and said "Goodbye in Jianghu ~ ~"

69. Guo Jinggang repented for the first time after learning that Kang Long had retreated from the enemy. He kept regretting Kang Long, regretting Kang Long, regretting Kang Long. . .

70. Qigong: banging in the morning, toilet array, urinal array, man beating his wife, father-in-law beating his eldest son-in-law ~ ~ ~

7 1. Zhu Cong praised Rong Er for being clever, comparable to me in those days.

Huang Rong: "Stop it! If you touch a hair of his head, I'll die right in front of you! "

Ouyang Feng: "What? Are you going to kill him yourself or hook him up? "

Huang Rong: "obscene"

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73. Guo Jing swore to the remains of Mr. and Mrs. Yang Tiexin: "I will take good care of Kangdi in the future, so that he can eat well, sleep soundly and be happy every day. If you break your word, you will be struck by lightning and die of natural causes. " No sooner had he finished Yang Kang than he opened his eyes and vomited blood with a "poof". . . . . . . . . . . .

74. I met him in Zhao and asked, "Uncle Mu, why are you here?" ? Are there any relatives here?

75. Du caught a snake on his white bag, linked it with the Nine Yin Zhen Jing, and then said that it might be bad to link it with the environment. In this hellhole, you can only practice insect boxing, rotten snake feet and frog kung fu (practicing frog kung fu here really makes me laugh).

76. Huang Rong said to Yang Kang unhappily: Why did jing elder brother let you go again? You killed his cutest teacher. You hold a grudge against him! ~ he's so weird ~!

77. When buying embroidered shoes, jing elder brother said, "I have tried many places, but there are no embroidered shoes to wear." Rong Er: "Do you still try on other girls' shoes everywhere? "Jinger:" I am laughed at by many people, but my heel is as big as Miss Mu's foot, and I can only wear it if I wear it. "

78. Ouyang Feng shouted to everyone at the top of bald wood: Come up and let me kill you. .......

79. Ouyang Feng: "My poison should keep pace with the times."

80. Finally, Ouyang Feng went crazy and kept saying, "I won't play with you." Oh, my God, another old urchin has come out.

[size=+0][size=+0]8 1。 See flowers in the palace ~

Huang Rong (confident): jing elder brother, do you think this flower looks good or mine?

Guo Jing (not knowing how to answer): Well. .......

Huang Rong (hitting him on the head with his hand): Hit him! I am beautiful!

Guo Jing (with an understanding expression): Oh ~

Huang Rong (confident again): Do you think it smells good or do I think it smells good?

Guo Jing (smiling): You smell good! ~ oh no! It smells good. This is ... ..

Huang Rong (picks up the dog stick and hits him): Ah ~ ~ ~ ~

Then Huang Rong ran away, followed by Brother Jing. Don't be angry, Rong Er. You must smell better than that flower. I just haven't smelled it. .......

82. Huang Laoxie chose her son-in-law to play:

Ouyang Feng and Huang Laoxie are posing there.

Huang Laoxie said, Brother Xi Du, do you still remember what you said?

Ouyang Feng frowned slightly, raised his eyes and said, well. . . Can you give me a hint? . .

83. Ouyang Feng asked Yang Kang to think of a deadly trap for him:

Yang Kang asked: Master, you are so capable, why do you use this method?

Ouyang Feng: No reason. This is my style.

84. Zhou and Ouyang Feng are at the entrance of Niujia Village.

Zhou said to him: You are the best in the world, the first scumbag in the world.

Ouyang Feng replied with a smile, I like it. I said I have two sides, one is evil and the other is hypocrisy.

85. Kang: He is surrounded by many experts. It's hard to kill him.

Jing: Hey, big brother, I learned to drop the dragon with eighteen palms, but I lost three palms. I have confidence in myself.

86. Ouyang Feng greeted Ke in the temple. Rong Er said, "You think a master can't kill me, but he will be laughed at by Jianghu people."

Ou seems to agree, saying, "That's true, but sometimes I like the world to laugh."

87. Huang Rong scolded "Ouch" when he quarreled with the short teacher in Guo Jing. Short east melon. I can't see you. . "

88. On a desert island, Huang Rong said, I almost killed that guy just now.

89. Ouyang Feng and Yang Kang handed Wu Mu's suicide note to Wan Yan Honglie, saying: Go to the study if you want to study!

Uncle Ouyang is really a traitor ~

90. Zhou said to Ying Gu in the palace, "Who are you? Is it a savage princess? "

9 1. Qigong: You're done. See you in the Jianghu.

Seven males leave.

Jinger: Hmm … (thinking), hmm … (still thinking), see you in the Jianghu? ! (Awakening) Huh? ! Seven gongs ... seven gongs ... seven gongs ... (looking for seven gongs everywhere)

Qigong: Son of a bitch, what are you yelling about? !

Jinger: Qigong, are you leaving? Aren't you coming back?

Qigong (annoyed and helpless): Oh, I've told you nine thousand times. Are you deaf except for being stupid?

Jinger (grievance plus mistake): I see.

Qigong: Hurry up and stop following me!

Seven male turned to leave, jing son immediately follow.

Jinger: Eh, Qigong! Seven men! I chased it too fast and hit the dog stick in Qigong's hand. It hurts! Wu's belly) er ... ah ...

Qigong: I told you not to follow me! I will never teach you again! !

Jinger: Qigong, you taught me a lot of kung fu. I am very satisfied. I don't expect anything, but I haven't thanked you for your kindness.

(Jinger kneels and kowtows)

Qi Gong (surprised): Hey, hey, hey ... Don't kneel down! ! I teach you martial arts by eating that little girl's meal, but as a meal, we have no mentoring relationship! Hey! ! !

(Seeing that Jinger is still kowtowing, Qigong moves to take acupuncture points and kneels down to kowtow to Jinger. )

Jinger (surprised): Qigong! Seven men! Seven men! What are you doing? ! Seven men!

Qigong (the second point of Jiejing): I'll give it back to you. Stop chasing! (Turn around and walk)

Jinger (Chasing): Qigong ...

Qigong (running and sprinkling wine on Jinger): Don't come here! ! ! !

Jinger continued to chase, and Qigong came back with a rifle and kicked Jinger: I will never teach you martial arts again! ! ! (Jinger hides) Will you come again? ! (Jinger raises her hand to surrender)

Jinger (urgent): Qigong! Seven men! I don't kowtow! I don't kowtow! But ... (takes a chicken leg out of his pocket)

Seven males (eyes lit up and swallowed): gnome male-".

Jinger: My mother said that if you owe someone, you should be grateful (as she said, she shook the chicken leg in her hand and Qigong wanted to get it). Qigong, I won't bother you anymore. I'll just say a few words. Wish all your wishes come true, good luck and a Chinese odyssey! (Jinger says, turns and runs)

Qigong (holding a chicken leg): What two sentences? Four sentences!

Jinger, who ran away, suddenly stopped, hesitated and shouted, Goodbye in Jianghu! !

Qigong (mouth wide open, just about to eat, helpless): five sentences ...

92. Yang Kang: A bunch of stinky flowers, but also learn from others for meetings ~

93. Huang Rong: Four mandarin ducks. . . Old urchin: I was wrong.

94. Ke Zhene scolded Guo Jing: Cowhide lanterns, heads and pig brains, what else can you do but be stupid?

95. Guo Jing was cheated by Duan Tiande, and the Southern Six blamed Guo Jing.

At this time, the second master said meaningfully, "We should not place high hopes on Crystal. We should pin our hopes on his opponent Yang Kang. "

Everyone was puzzled, so Sir Zhong went on to say, "I hope one mountain is lower than the other!" "

96. After Jing Ge and Ouyang Ke competed in Peach Blossom Island, Jing Ge won. He looked at Huang Laoxie and Huang Laoxie looked at him.

Rong Er motioned aside, and jing elder brother knelt down and kowtowed with a sigh.

Huang Laoxie asked with a smile, why do you kowtow?

Jing elder brother opened his eyes again and answered honestly, "Rong Er asked me to knock!" " !

Huang Laoxie smiled, and his expression changed dramatically: Stupidity is stupidity!

97. Qigong said, rookie ...

98. Rong Er: jing elder brother ~ Why are you so stupid?

Jing elder brother: I ~. . (tangled+helpless+frank+%#) I am so stupid.

99. Guo Jing: Rong Er, this bowl of noodles is yours ~ (Give it to Rong Er and pass the other bowl to Yang Kang) Yang Kang: I just had dinner? Rong Er: Sister Mu, let's share it!

Guo Jing (eating noodles): No ~ ~! ! ! This bowl of noodles is for Rong Er!

Rong Er (proudly): jing elder brother, don't be so partial!

Guo Jing: No, my mother said she would eat noodles if she did something bad, or she would be struck by lightning. Sister Mu never does anything bad, so she doesn't have to eat (everyone laughs and loses face).

Yang Kang (helpless smile): Well, I Yang Kang did something bad, but I candidly admit defeat, and I ate it ~

Rong Er: I won't eat. I want to go out and let lightning kill me.

Guo Jing (putting down the bowl): No, Rong Er! Then I'll go out, too! I am taller than you, cut me! ! !