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Speaking of a sentence on WeChat, I couldn't help posting a modal sentence (56) in my circle of friends.

Good women can turn men into happy people, and bad women can turn men into philosophers.

Sometimes, all you need to do is shut up, put down your so-called self-esteem and admit your mistakes. This is not giving up, but growing up.

Third, don't try to please a person. Use the time when you have no friends for the time being to improve your ability. When the time is right, a group of friends will accompany you.

Fourth, leave loneliness to yourself, so that you can have more time to taste all kinds of life.

People are often scared away by the phrase "what to do in the future". The future so long is not an idea, but a fantasy.

6. Not everyone can be called an ex, and an ex is not just someone. It's the trace left in your heart by everyone who walks by.

Seven, the most exciting thing in life is not the moment to realize your dreams, but the process of persisting in your dreams. Only by being hard on yourself can life shine.

A true good friend is when you blind everyone, he can see through your true appearance and your inner pain.

Nine, you said that money can't buy time? "Network management! Add two dollars. " You said money can't buy love? "Mother-in-law, this is my gift."

10. Later, dreams shrank and desires shrank inappropriately. Travel-stained travelers just want to find a home.

Eleven, people, that is, there is nothing to want, nothing not to cherish, only to understand after losing, and to understand can not be saved.

Twelve, put down your impetuousness, put down your laziness, put down your three-minute heat, and calm down and do your thing well.

Thirteen, I have four kinds of personality: 1, when I am alone;

Fourteen, one day, you will calm down, read your story like an outsider, smile and shake your head.

15. Eating and drinking every day, lying on the bed and playing with the mobile phone sideways, is simply the scene reappearance of the opium pipe in the old society.

Sixteen, some pain, forbearance, some troubles, forbearance, some words, forbearance, do not want to say, some love, forbearance, do not want to love, some people, forbearance, do not want to wait.

17. Don't take advantage of good relationships. You are unscrupulous to the people around you, whether it is family, friendship or love, you need to respect them.

What do you have to complain about? Don't you know that according to your conditions, this is the best arrangement for you?

The best thing I can do for you is to let you know that although the world is terrible, you are loved.

Life is like a trip, you don't have to care about the destination, what matters is the scenery along the way and the mood to see it.

Life is not easy, you don't need to be eager for others' understanding and recognition, just live your life quietly.

Twenty-two, time is like a sieve, constantly filtering everyone. Stand up and stand out; Can't arrive on time. Get out.

Twenty-three, the rest of your life is very expensive, try to live the life you want. I hope you can sweat profusely in sports shoes, or you can be handsome and beautiful in high heels, and live up to your youth and yourself.

Twenty-four, there are many things that have become the past before you know how to cherish them. There are many people who have become old people before you have time to pay attention.

25. Happiness is like drinking water. You are not me, how can you know the road I have traveled and the joys and sorrows in my heart?

Twenty-six, it is precisely because there are too many regrets that people have created the pseudo word "if" and pinned those regrets.

Twenty-seven, when you are with friends; 3. When you are with your parents; 4. When you are with the person you like.

28. In a relationship, if a boy keeps taking the initiative, the relationship will be good, but if a girl keeps taking the initiative, the relationship will not last long.

We can't stop fate from taking things away from us, but we can choose to cherish what we get from life.

I have been telling others to be brave in pursuing what I love. Ironically, I am just a coward in my own life.

Thirty-one, the ideal life, clean circle, regular life, the person you like. I just want to talk and laugh during the day and have a good sleep at night.

Thirty-two, many things are beyond your control. Even if you are lonely again, you still have to go on, you can't stop and you can't look back.

33. Everyone is willing to do what he likes, but doing what he should do is called growth.

34. Time is a good thing. It verifies people's hearts, witnesses human nature, understands truth and fallacies.

Thirty-five, having a person who loves you, who knows you and who cares about you in life is happiness. Ten thousand people are not as miserable as one person, and ten thousand people are not as fond of one person.

Thirty-six, it is often teenagers who like to talk about pain, but Beethoven, an old man who has suffered from human suffering, sang a ode to joy.

No matter how hard you try, someone will scold you and blackmail you.

Thirty-eight, you should be a quiet adult. Don't be emotional, don't miss it secretly, and don't look back. Fuck your other life. You should be obedient, not all fish will live in the same sea.

If you have money, love or a strong heart, you won't live so hard.

40. Ignoring is not necessarily forgetting, but it must be alienating. Silence for too long, even taking the initiative requires courage.

Forty-one, you should give yourself some small expectations, not many delusions; Self-cultivation is the only way to get better.

42. No one can hurt us without our consent. Our voluntary consent to injury is often more deadly than the injury itself.

43. Many things tell us that no matter how well you do it,

44. Try not to give up the pursuit of what you think is best and most suitable. Compromise and compromise will only bring regret and regret.

Forty-five, regret not getting it, or finding it is not so good.

46. People without love are always lonely, even if people are crowded around them. People with love wander around the world and are never lonely.

Forty-seven, it will take a long time, and it will take a long time to retreat, only to know that what I abandoned myself will never be met again in the future.

48. Don't let a girl cry too many times. Tears are all water in her head. When the water is used up, it is not easy to cheat.

Forty-nine, how much the world loves you, how sorry I am in the end, how sorry I am, and finally it doesn't matter, how indifferent I am, and finally I say thank you.

I envy all the indifferent people around you. They can easily see you, so I miss you very much.

I hope you understand that I really waited for you for a long time until I lost my patience and courage and had to let go. I can't describe that feeling to you, after all, you don't understand.

You should wake up and don't shed tears easily. You should be brave to face right and wrong, and don't make yourself so tired.

Fifty-three, you are the south wall that I hit without hesitation, and you are the empty joy of a dream.

54. People whose fate is over are hard to meet, even in the same city, sometimes for a lifetime.

Fifty-five, there is only one person's loneliness, one person's loneliness. Like a lonely clown, speechless.

56. Don't tell me you're sorry. This word is too uncomfortable. It can set off your nobility and show my narrowness. I don't like it, you can understand.

Wechat friends circle talks about the sentences in your heart.

First of all, you should be a quiet adult. Don't be emotional, don't miss it secretly, don't look back, and live your other life. You have to listen. Not all fish live in the same sea.

Second, I have heard a lot of truth, but I still have a bad life.

If God gives me another chance to meet you, I will turn around and leave.

Sometimes, we have to shut up, put down our pride and admit that we are wrong. This is not to admit defeat, but to grow up.

5. "Why don't people who love to laugh have too bad luck?" "Because unlucky people can't laugh at all."

Sixth, eating food is kind, because I just want to eat every day and have no time to calculate others.

If I didn't know and I didn't love, I wouldn't be so worried and greedy.

Eight, this era even some regret medicine sold, such as-"withdraw the news".

Nine, don't want to rely on others, but still live up to expectations.

Ten, we know too much truth, but we never use it on ourselves.

Eleven, it is obvious that a hug or a kiss can solve things, but in the end it becomes a stranger without any explanation.

12. People who like you tell you that I went to take a shower, and then they will say that I have finished washing. People who don't like you will say that I took a shower and died in the bathroom.

Thirteen, like a play, you are a friendly guest, but I am in love.

Fourteen, love, everyone will have their own definition. When you meet someone who feels at ease, you will understand that your existence is the best promise without saying anything.

15. If you believe what others say about me, please don't come near me, let alone know me.

Sixteen, I have nothing to be lonely, my soul has its own wonderful.

Seventeen, you have to bear the pain of breaking the cocoon into a butterfly, in order to bear the beauty of flying high.

Isn't life like this? There are friends you want to cherish and people you know you don't have to care about. If you have such a big heart, just put the people who deserve it in.

Nineteen, some people disappeared when they walked, and some people gathered at the intersection. As long as we are not parallel lines, we will meet one day. A short parting will not make us forget each other, but will make us miss each other more and more.

Please take good care of your girlfriend when the typhoon comes. Blow it into my arms and I won't return it.

The more considerate you are, the less others will care about your grievances and temper.

If one day, you begin to regret giving up on me, please remember that I never wanted to teach you how to cherish by leaving.

Twenty-three, you become more and more understanding, and no one will care about your grievances and temper.

I hope we will eventually become the kind of people we used to like, not the kind of people we used to hate the most.

Twenty-five, warm reminder: you haven't contacted your little cute for a long time. The weather is dry, so be careful of her troubles.

Twenty-six, there will be no such person as you in the future, even if you think about it.

5 1 wechat, talk about mood and heart-to-heart.

First, if you want to change the current predicament, you must make yourself stronger; If you want to be strong, please keep yourself busy first. If you are busy, you won't be swayed by considerations of gain and loss!

Second, I endured the pain and forced a smile, in order not to let you see the scar behind my mask. I always told myself to be strong, my business has nothing to do with you, and I don't want your pity and pity, but my tears still fell down unwillingly!

When you complain that you are poor, please note that it must be because you are free. Busy people's time is money, and your time is worthless. Poverty limits your progress. If you don't work hard at the age of 20, you will struggle at the age of 30, followed by the crisis of middle age at the age of 35, and your short life will be so muddled.

Fourth, people you really like can't be friends, even if you watch too much, you still want to have them. I have never given up loving you, but I have changed from being strong to being silent.

Fifth, look at the world, the world is very small; Look at the world with your heart. It's a big world. Some people, some things, can only be more truly understood if they appreciate them with their hearts. It is this feeling that young people, in the process of growing up, will inevitably stumble, rain or shine

6. I have to admit, I used to think that I would stay with you all my life. I put down all my pride and gave in to everything you have, but I still didn't make it to the end. I won't blame you, because you are my most unexpected courage, and I have to give up entanglement.

7. It's true that I like you, and it's also true that I want to be together, but love can't be sublimated into love, and it can only be a long-term friendship. There are always a few people who never talk about anything and have nothing to say, from special concern to no contact.

8. The one who makes you cry your heart out is the one you love the most. The person who makes you laugh is the one who loves you the most.

Nine, on the road of life, not all doors are wide, and some doors need you to bend over to get in. Therefore, when necessary, you must be able to bend down, so that you can be unimpeded on the road of life.

Ten, get drunk when you are tired, sleep when you are drunk, and it doesn't matter how lonely you live. As long as the leaves are not yellow, the heart is not cold. People say that they can't resist time, but in fact, time can't resist people's impetuousness.

On the road of maturity and calmness, we begin to understand that gains and losses are doomed to be irreconcilable. True maturity turns out to be slowly subtracting from life and learning to be gentle with yourself. Reconciliation with self, meeting with gentleness, and reunion with initial heart. Good morning!

Maybe I'm just a passer-by in your life, but you won't meet the second me.

Thirteen, we always lament the unfairness of heaven, thinking that heaven has endowed some people with outstanding talents and made more people mediocre. However, God must be fair. It gave each of us a gift. However, most of us have never been able to open this gift in our lives.

Fourteen, look at the world, the world is very small; Look at the world with your heart. It's a big world. Some people, some things, can only be more truly understood if they appreciate them with their hearts. It is this feeling that young people, in the process of growing up, will inevitably stumble, rain or shine

Fifteen, the original hurried past, in addition to time, there is your back. Don't make yourself a joke. Later, it was polished into a few words by time, and it gradually failed. God created fingerprints because he wanted people to know that everyone has scars.

Sixteen, I think love can fill the regret of life. However, it has created more regrets. But it happened to be love.

Seventeen, is there a moment when I saw a familiar figure in the street, and my heart suddenly jumped out of tune until I found myself just a stranger, so the whole day was full of memories. If you quit, you should leave it clean, and it is best not to say goodbye.

Through the fleeting time in your eyes, I believe that you really loved me, just as I really lived and died for you.

Nineteen, when I grow up, I feel the most regrettable thing is that I failed to live up to my childhood dreams and failed to live as I imagined at that time.

Twenty, countless moments I have been thinking, if only you were here, the result is that I survived all the painful moments alone, and then I don't need it. The happiness you give will go with you; The sadness you give makes me old.

Twenty-one, look for things, don't be indecisive; Choose the right direction, go on the road and don't look back. Let go when it is time to let go, so that you can free your hands and seize the happiness and happiness that originally belonged to you; Some things can't wait. A moment's hesitation will leave you with eternal regret.

Twenty-two, every time I want to let go, I have a lot of ideas. I didn't know what it was, so I made a big correction and held my hand tightly. Only in a moment.

Finally, I don't have to stare at my mobile phone all day, watch his dynamics all day, take a shower and wipe my hands to reply to his news, and finally I don't have to prepare a real photo cross-stitch gift more than a month before his birthday, so I can finally have a good sleep. Most importantly, there is a person in my life who makes me heartache, just like a fishbone stuck in my throat and finally swallowed, but my throat still hurts.

Twenty-four, the most regrettable thing is that when you leave, you dare not even say it to your face; The biggest mistake is not willing to put down face and give yourself a chance; What a hug or a kiss can solve turns out to be a stranger without any explanation.

On the road of maturity and calmness, we begin to understand that gains and losses are doomed to be irreconcilable. True maturity turns out to be slowly subtracting from life and learning to be gentle with yourself. Reconciliation with self, meeting with gentleness, and reunion with initial heart. Good morning!

Twenty-six, not that I don't have a temper, but that I dare not have a temper, because no one will be embarrassed. Did you hear that? What? I give up the voice of heartbreak, not because you are not good, but because you are not worth doing, understand?

Twenty-seven, the road of life is not a straight line process, but a spiral path, sometimes moving forward, sometimes turning back, and then moving forward after stagnation! No road is straight, no fork in the road. Stop and laugh at the status quo; Sit down and watch the flowers bloom; Sink, calm as the sea; Calm down and sit down and watch. Peace of mind is bright, and peace of mind is constant. Good Morning, everyone!

Twenty-eight, some people say that you don't care about things on the surface, you don't know how important they are in my heart.

Twenty-nine, we always lament the unfairness of heaven, thinking that heaven has endowed some people with outstanding talents and made more people mediocre. However, God must be fair. It gave each of us a gift. However, most of us have never been able to open this gift in our lives.

Thirty, look for things, don't be indecisive; Choose the right direction, go on the road and don't look back. Let go when it is time to let go, so that you can free your hands and seize the happiness and happiness that originally belonged to you; Some things can't wait. A moment's hesitation will leave you with eternal regret.

Thirty-one, some words are not hurtful, and some people will leave whether they stay or not. If I give up, it's not because I lost, but because I understand.

32. The quality of life lies in one's own mentality. Choose a moderate mentality to make life more peaceful, positive and stable. Those choices with self-subjectivity often produce negative answers to life, and even misread life, adding bitterness and concern to life.

I thought you would like me, but you just like me and you. I got off the wrong platform, and I hate you. These have become scenery. I let you go and I let myself go. I won't like you anymore. I'm ready to leave you after this sentence.

I don't love you anymore. Are you satisfied? No matter how kind I am to you, I can't compare with her occasional smile to you. I want to do a hundred things to keep you, but in fact I can't keep you even if I do a thousand things. What makes me sad is that I can't actually do anything. Even if there is no ending, I will hold you in my arms.

Thirty-five, before things have no results, any efforts you make are not worth complaining about; But when things come naturally, you will feel that every step you do is taken for granted, even if it is bitter, your heart is sweet.

Thirty-six, I thought I wouldn't see each other after breaking up. I thought I wouldn't miss you after saying goodbye. But a sudden moment about you, even a similar sentence, is enough to make me burst into tears.

Actually, it's nothing. After leaving you, I found that the world is really vast. Thank you for not loving me when I love you. From now on, I want to leave alone.

38. The world is never short of disgruntled women, nor is it short of gray. What is lacking is the heart of a goddess-like woman and a man. Such people are full of bright colors wherever they go.

39. A person is walking on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange songs, and then at a certain moment, he really forgets the things he tried his best to forget.

Forty, sometimes, inexplicably in a bad mood, I don't want to talk to anyone, I just want to be alone. Sometimes, I want to hide alone and I don't want others to see my wound.

Forty-one, my acting skills must be very good, so good that no one knows.

Forty-two, on the road of life, not all doors are wide, and some doors need you to bend over to get in. Therefore, when necessary, you must be able to bend down, so that you can be unimpeded on the road of life.

I want to be close to you, but I can't keep up with you. You think you are special to him, but you don't know that he is like this to everyone. You are a rare family in my life, but I am the pub you happened to pass by.

Forty-four, many times I dug a hole myself and jumped in without hesitation. I dug my own hole, jumped myself, and finally I couldn't climb out.

45. Don't set your goals by other people's standards. Only you know what suits you best. Don't take the people closest to you for granted, please cherish them as if they were your life. Don't dwell on the past or look forward to the future, let time slip through your fingers; Live today, seize the moment, and you will make every day of your life wonderful.

Forty-six, not all lovelorn people have to cry their eyes out, just do what they like.

47. I thought I could impress a person as long as I liked it seriously, but in the end, I only touched myself.

48. You may never have what you think you lost.

Forty-nine, feelings make me sad, and life has never let me go. Growth, loss, persistence. It is good to be affectionate and cold. It is better to do it quickly than to be ambiguous. I am afraid that the decisive battle will be broken and my family will be changed. In this world, most successful people are thin lovers.

50. Is there anyone you want to see but can't? Is there someone you want to love, but dare not? Is there someone you want to forget, but don't give up?

5 1. Love is strange and beautiful. Behind the eternity of two people, it is likely that another person regrets life. The word perfection is ridiculous in luxury goods.

Classic tone sentences in the circle of friends, every sentence is said to the heart.

1. Don't blame yourself for being too emotional. You are just too worthless to let go of someone who doesn't love you.

2. Many troubles stem from the fact that the heart is not hard enough. You always take care of others, so who will take care of you?

I am a person who often laughs, but I am not always happy.

In the afterlife, I want to be a dandelion, with no attachments, no desires, no demands, calm and safe.

Now I believe in letting nature take its course. Don't say I don't care, even if I do, what can I do?

If you can handle it yourself, don't say anything. It's not nice to put on airs.

7. I finally forgot about you, and I just laughed when I mentioned it.

8. Sometimes, forgetting is the best relief; Sometimes, silence is the best way to tell.

9. No one will accompany you unconditionally, and even the shadow will be absent on a cloudy day.

10. I am enthusiastic when you take the initiative, but you are cold. I'm sorry, I took three steps back, and I'm a hundred and eight thousand miles away from you.

1 1. Sometimes doing everything for one person is better than doing nothing for others.

12. I don't know what just happened. I just don't want to disappoint anyone, and I don't want to disappoint myself. Don't flinch when it's time to hug, and never cry when it's time to laugh.

13. I hope to have such a person, give me calm love, accompany me to see the scenery all over the world, and make me happy all my life.

14. One day, you will calm down and read your story like an outsider, smiling and shaking your head.

15. Is there such a person who once occupied your life, but now he will feel embarrassed even to say hello?

16. The world is big, but happiness is small. The family is neat, healthy and happy. It is an ideal city life.

17. The happiest moment for a person is to find the right person, the one who dotes on you, indulges your habits and loves everything about you.

18. Sometimes I admire myself. I can swallow my stomach and say "hmm" sadly.

19. There are always some people who were just passers-by in life, but later they became frequent visitors to memory.

20. It's not that fate won't let you go, but that you won't let yourself go.