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How to flirt with girls?
As the saying goes: beating is love, scolding is love. So we should create more opportunities to flirt with women. The key is: what routines can flirt with women?
Routine 1:
When crossing the road.
Operation: "Be careful" I said while pulling her.
She gave me a look and asked doubtfully, "What's the matter? What am I doing? "
"There is an ant, don't get along with you!
Routine 2:
When chatting at ordinary times.
Operation: I saw a meteor last night, which was very beautiful.
I also made a wish for it! So, I said to the meteor, "I hope XXX (her name) will become more beautiful."
As a result, I found that the meteor actually flew back!
Routine 3:
Take advantage of women's curiosity!
You: You are actually a patient person.
She: Why?
You: I won't tell you why, but you keep asking why!
Routine 4:
When she says to you: You are so annoying. You can use this routine.
You: Do you know the difference between China girls and foreign girls?
She: I don't know!
You: The difference is that when expressing love, foreign girls will say: I love you! And China girls will say: You are so annoying!
Chatting with girls is a gradual process. You should constantly make girls accept it and challenge their bottom line. Girls also like men who like challenges. If you can flirt with women when chasing girls, it proves that you are not far from success.
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