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I don't know how long it took, but the young woman came back with a six-or seven-year-old boy with two small tiger teeth. I looked at him coldly. The little boy looks like a Mickey mouse. The little boy came running with chubby little hands in his arms: "Dad!" "
I smiled at him strangely: "How many dads do you have?"
"One, just one!" He blinked his small black eyes: "Dad, why is your head like a big watermelon?"
I pushed him away and whispered, "Bastard, who is your father?" Go away and play! "
The child cried and threw himself into the young woman's arms. The young woman picked up the child and kissed him on the cheek: "Bao Xiao, don't be afraid. Your father is ill, not on purpose. When he is ready, I will take you to the park to see the big tiger and take a bumper car. "
Finally looking forward to lunch, there are braised carp on the table. It tastes really good. It's fucking exciting! I began to focus on braised carp. The young woman seems a little uneasy and embarrassed. The old man took a sip of Tsingtao beer: "Xiao Juan, if you have something on your mind, just say it, don't keep it in your stomach."
The young woman took a piece of fish, carefully removed the fishbone and put it in my bowl. I nodded at her: "delicious! Delicious! " ……
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