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Ali Duanzi

Wang Gang bet on Ma Yun's elevator in Huaxing Science and Technology Building, where Ali's office is located. Ma Yun told Wang Gang that you should work hard. You won three gold medals in a row, and I'll treat you to dinner. This year, Ma Yun said to some salesmen one after another: You work hard and I'll treat you to dinner. At that time, Wang Gang naturally didn't know this. For the new Rainbow gang, the boss's promise to invite them to dinner is tantamount to disguised approval. He boasted to Ma Yun, "We just met. It's not good for you to invite me to dinner. I have won two gold medals in a row. " Regrettably, in February 2002, Wang Gang failed to win the gold medal and achieve three consecutive championships.

Wang has just bought a watch. Ma Yun may have an impression on Wang Gang, who worships Ma Yun. When Taobao was first established, it auctioned the watches of Masayoshi Son and Jack Ma to create gimmicks. Because "I feel memorable", Wang Gang took out 14800 yuan from the sales commission and photographed Ma Yun's radar watch. After Ma Yun knew it, he called Wang Gang: Why did you spend money to shoot it? Wang Gang replied: I am deeply touched and can't help it. Li Qi gave Ma Yun a watch and a slogan: Good man, wear-resistant. Wang Gang has been wearing this radar watch for many years.

He Xueyou gambled on Ma Yun In February 2003, He Xueyou met Ma Yun at the annual meeting of children's department. During the chat, He Xueyou asked Ma Yun, "What would you think if I achieved14.4 million in 2003?" Ma Yun said: If you achieve 10000 per day in 2003 with a total sales of 3.65 million, I think you are awesome. It can reach 3.65 million yuan and the renewal rate should reach 80%. The two eventually compromised their performance targets to 78% renewal rate and 3.65 million arrival performance. You can only win if you achieve two goals, otherwise you will be judged as losing. Congratulations, Ma Yun invited him to dinner alone in any city in the world. If you lose, take off your clothes and jump in the West Lake. The time is decided by Ma Yun. In the end, its sales volume reached 6.3 million units-4.5 times that of 2002. However, He Xueyou still lost his bet with Ma Yun. Less than 78% are willing to renew their contracts. Ma Yun believes that if the renewal rate is not up to standard, He's leaders should be jointly and severally liable and cannot "accompany" the West Lake. The two managers, He Luo, had to take off their briefs and stand on the edge of the West Lake to watch He Xueyou jump. The temperature in Hangzhou was around 5 at that time.

Talking about customers in Tuba Sable took place in huangyan district, Taizhou City, Zhejiang Province. One summer day, Gan and Lei went to visit a client in the shed. The client is in poor health, lying on a bamboo mat and hanging salt water. In the dark shed, the Gan family talked about the fact that there was no trading company to do business directly with foreigners, Alibaba's vision, e-commerce and the Internet, which made the boss straighten up and listen carefully, and later took a salt bottle to say goodbye to them.