Humorous chat topic (chat topic 100 humor)

In chatting, men with high emotional intelligence can easily bring very comfortable and pleasant emotional value to girls because of their humor, and are attracted to girls in a subtle way, which can be described as invincible on the road of picking up girls. Therefore, the use of humorous chat topics in chat can deepen the sister's goodwill towards herself. Next, I will bring you 100 humorous sentences about chat topics. Let's have a look.

I think you are too narcissistic. To tell the truth, you look like this, and at most you won the top three in the beauty pageant.

Do you have a boyfriend? If not, would you like one? If so, do you want to change it? If not, would you mind another one?

You are the cutest. I didn't think about it when I said it, but I thought about it and said it.

In my eyes, you are particularly beautiful, from eyelashes to dandruff.

Would you like to experience the feeling of not being single with me? I have been proud for more than ten years, and I am afraid to see you.

I want to sublimate our pure revolutionary feelings.

I find you a liar, because I look much better than in the photo.

Is your blood type square? Why else are you so handsome?

Why do you always talk to me? Do you like me? If not, I'll think of something.

The world is a giant doll machine. I just stand by the window and miss you.

1 I find that you are not suitable for dating, but for getting married.

1 The way you eat is really cute. Have you practiced?

1 Why are you so vulgar? You always take selfies, and it hurts my hands to watch them several times.

1 You are my warm gloves, cold beer, sunny shirt, and my dream day after day.

1 I want to go to see spring, summer, autumn and winter with you, stop on the mossy stone steps, stop on the path that has just rained, and get a cat after seeing if there is any rain in the world. The cat is yours and I am yours.

1 Every time I miss you, there is one more star in the sky, so there is the Milky Way.

1 My arms are only open to you, and you are the only one who stops in this life.

1 I love three things in this world: the sun, the moon and you. The sun is the day, the moon is the night, and you are my forever.

1 I like flowers in spring, trees in summer, dusk in autumn and snow in winter. I like you every day.

20. The meeting is too short to wait until the tea is cold. If you stop, I will accompany you through the wind and frost.

Love words are very easy for girls to touch her heartstrings, which can make your feelings go further. I didn't know how to chase girls before, and I also saw an emotional class "Love Raiders" on the Internet. After a period of study, I began to practice the methods in the book, which really changed my emotional trajectory. It turns out that girls are also very impulsive.

2

M: I want to go somewhere.

Woman: Where do you want to go?

Man: I want to go to your heart. May I allow it?

2

Man: I'm sick.

Woman: wasn't it fine just now? Why are you sick?

Man: I lost my resistance at the sight of you.

2

Man: Is something burnt?

Woman: No, I don't smell burning.

My heart burns for you.

2

What color do you like?

W: Lots of ... blue, green and pink. What about you?

Man: Your beauty.

2

Every time I see you recently, M: I almost fainted.

W: Why?

Because I'm fascinated by you.

2

Man: I forgot to bring my brain today.

Woman: Because all I can think about is you.

Man: It's too heavy to carry.

2

M: You must have been a carbonated drink in your last life, right?

Woman:?

M: Why else do you want to soak when I see you?

2

You look like a relative of mine. "

Woman: Huh? Like who?

M: My mother's daughter-in-law.

2

Who will you spend this year's xx Festival with?

Woman: I live alone.

M: Well, from now on, I'm going to change my name to a person.

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Man: Why are you so cute?

Woman: Save it.

M: Mm-hmm. When I get married, I will leave all my savings to you.

three

M: I don't like anything you like.

Woman: This one. ...

Man: But I like you.

three

Man: I miss you. Are you thinking about me, too?

W: Hum,no..

Man: Pull your pig's nose to make you hum.

three

What kind of girl are you?

W: I feel a little cold.

Man: No wonder, I suddenly feel very cold now.

three

Man: Do you know what to drink on such a cold day?

Woman: Drink hot water?

M: Take care of you.

three

Man: Do you know the difference between you and a bear?

W: I don't know.

Man: The bear lives in a cave, and you live in my heart.

three

M: Hello! Give me your hand.

W: Why?

M: I want to touch my future girlfriend's hand.

three

Either you die or I die today.

You are so cute.

I love you very much.

three

People are always greedy.

At first, I just wanted to talk to you.

Finally, I want to keep you for myself.

three

So-called like

It's that people are worried that you will get fat.

I'm afraid you're not full.

40. The trees are there, the mountains are there, the land is there, the years are there and I am here. How can you create a better world?

I'm gonna kiss you now. Under normal circumstances, loving me will make my heart beat faster, my limbs weak, my body hot and my head dizzy. If you don't love me, you will think I am obscene.

May there be endless wine in your dream, and you will wake up as drunk as a fiddler.

You should take good care of your black hair, picky belly and smiling eyes.

No matter how beautiful the spring breeze is, it can't match your smile. People who haven't met you won't understand.

four

Man: Can you do me a favor?

Woman: What?

Man: I bought a handful of roses. Please keep it for a few days.

four

I don't usually swear.

If you insist on scolding me

I can only say "I love you"

The above are 100 humorous sentences I shared with girls. In fact, it is very important to create a relaxed and happy atmosphere in the process of chatting with girls. Treat girls with the most normal heart and realize effective chat.