Funny jokes

The humorous jokes are as follows:

1. One day, Lao Wang went to buy vegetables and came to the vegetable market and said: Boss, your potatoes have grown hair, and they are still sold like this. expensive. I saw the boss come out and said: If you don't read enough, don't talk nonsense. This is called kiwi fruit.

2. Mr. Bao, why is there a moon on your forehead? Because I don’t understand my blackness during the day.

3. I married a lazy wife. In order to save one more bowl to clean, my wife actually asked me to eat with the pot!

4. You are the wind and I am the sand, you are the leather shoes and I am the brush. If you ignore me, then who should I care about?

5. A coal seller and an egg seller were fighting. People asked why? The egg seller said: Is there anyone like him? As soon as I shouted: Eggs, he immediately said: No more coal!

6. Today I said to my wife: If you don’t do the laundry for me, I have already found someone to do the laundry. After hearing this, my wife became angry and asked me who I was. I said: I am looking for someone to do the laundry. Just me!

7. A tiger had a cold and wanted to eat a panda. The panda cried: "You have a cold, why do you want to eat me?" The tiger said: "It was said in the advertisement that colds Just eat white and black!”

8. There is a pig in my house that loves to drool while sleeping.

9. A farmer’s daughter is too ugly to marry! The farmer had no choice but to let her go to the cornfield as a scarecrow to scare the crows. When she got there, she actually scared away the crows! A few days later, the crow also brought back the corn he had stolen!

10. The turtle was injured. Let the snail go buy medicine. 2 hours passed. The snail hasn't come back yet. The turtle got angry and cursed: If he doesn't come back, I will die! At this time, a snail's voice came from outside the door: If you keep telling me I won't go!