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An interesting fable.
My wife just came out of the shower and my husband was about to take a shower when the doorbell rang. After arguing for a few seconds about who should answer the door, my wife gave up and hurried downstairs to answer the door wrapped in a towel. She opened the door and saw his neighbor Bob. Before she could speak, Bob said, "If you take the towel off, I'll give you 800 dollars! My wife thought about it, took off her towel and stood naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob gave the money and left. The wife was confused and excited, and her good luck went upstairs wrapped in a towel. When she returned to the bathroom, her husband asked her, "Who was that just now? """Bob next door!" She answered. "Good," my husband said. "Did he give me back the $800 he owed me? Opportunity. The moral of this story is, never judge yourself easily before you know the truth, make a mistake and don't know how embarrassed you are. A priest was driving on the road and saw a nun on the side of the road, so he stopped and offered to give her a ride. When she got into the car, she cocked her feet and let her lovely legs emerge from her robe. The priest took a look and was so happy that he almost had an accident with the car. After controlling the car, he secretly moved her hand to the beautiful leg. The nun looked at him and said, "Father, remember the poem 129? The priest blushed and apologized. He was forced to move his hand. But his eyes can't leave his beautiful legs. After shifting gears several times, his hand slipped to the beautiful leg again. The nun said, "Father, remember the poem 129? The priest apologized again: "sorry, sister, I am weak." "At the end of the monastery, the nun got off and gave him a meaningful look and left. When the priest returned to the church, he hurriedly took out his Bible and wanted to know what Psalm 129 was. Psalm 129: "Go ahead, go ahead and explore deeply, and you will find glory. Opportunity. The moral of this story is to always be familiar with your work, otherwise you will miss many opportunities. Lesson 3 Business representatives, executives and managers were walking on the road for lunch when they came across an antique oil lamp. They wiped the oil lamp, and an elf came out of a cloud of smoke. The genie said, "I usually give everyone three wishes, so I will give each of you one." ""I walked first! I'll go first! The clerk scrambled to say, "I want to go to the Bahamas, sail a yacht and have a good time." "poof! She disappeared. After the shock, "it's my turn! It's my turn! The business representative said, "I'm going to lie on the beach with the Hawaiian masseuse. I'm going to drink endless Pi Na coke. Love will keep us alive." Poof! He disappeared. "all right! Now it's your turn! " The genie said to the manager. The manager said, "I just want them to go back to the office after lunch." Moral of the story: always let your boss speak first. Moral of the story: always let your boss speak first.
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