English funny prose with translation

A man was hit by a taxi in the street. He was taken to the hospital. His wife stood by his bed and said to the doctor, "I think he is very ill." "I'm afraid he's dead." The doctor said,

Hearing this, the man moved his head and said, "I'm not dead. I am still alive. " "Be quiet," said the wife. "The doctor knows better than you!"

A man was knocked down by a taxi in the street and was taken to the hospital. His wife stood in front of his bed and said to the doctor, "I think he is badly hurt." The doctor said, "I'm afraid he's dead." Hearing the doctor's words, the man turned his head and said, "I'm not dead, I'm still alive." His wife said, "Be quiet, the doctor knows more than you."

Business is very crowded. A man tried to get on the bus, but no one made way for him.

"Hey, let me get on the bus." The man shouted.

"It's too crowded. You'd better take the next bus. " A passenger said to him.

"But you can't live without me. I am a driver. " The man said.

The bus is crowded. A man wanted to get on the bus, but no one made way for him.

"Hey, let me get on the bus!" The man shouted.

"This bus is too crowded, you'd better take the next one," a passenger said to him.

"But you can't leave me alone. I am a driver! " The man said.

One day, a father and his little son came home. At this age, boys are interested in all kinds of things and always ask questions. Now, he asked, "Dad, what does the word' drunk' mean?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are two policemen standing there. If I think two policemen are four, then I am drunk. "

"But, Dad," said the boy, "there is only one policeman!"

One day, the father came home with his youngest son. The child is at the age of being interested in everything and always has endless questions. He asked his father, "Dad, what does the word' drunk' mean?" "Well, son," the father replied, "Look, there are two policemen standing there. If I see that they are four, then I am drunk. " "But, Dad," said the child, "there is only one policeman there!"

The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest because there was no cheese in the apple pie she served. The little boy of this family quietly left the room and went to Amo. When he came back, he took a piece of cheese and put it on the guest's plate. The guest smiled, put the cheese in his mouth and said, "Son, your eyes are definitely better than your mother's. Where did you find the cheese? " "In the rat trap, sir," the boy replied.

The hostess apologized to the guests because there was no cheese at home when they ate apple pie. The little boy in this family left home quietly. After a while, he returned to his room with a piece of cheese and put it on the guest's plate. The guest smiled and put the cheese in his mouth and said, "Son, your eyes are just better than your mother's. Where did you find the cheese? " "On the mousetrap, sir." The little boy said. Teacher: Why are you late every morning?

Tom: Every time I pass the corner near the school, I see a sign that says "School-Go Slow".

Teacher: Why are you late every morning?

Tom: Every time I pass the corner of the school, I see a sign that says "School-Go Slow".

. Give some advice to people who are about to retire. If you are only 65 years old, never move to a retirement community. Everyone else is in their 70s, 80s or 90s. So, when something needs to be moved, lifted or loaded, they will shout, "Take the child away."

Here I want to give some advice to those who are about to retire. If you are only 65 years old, don't enter the retirement community. Because everyone there is seventy or eighty years old or eighty or ninety years old. Whenever they want to move, lift or load something, they shout, "Let the little one do it."

2. Mother: Freddie, why is your face so red?

Freddie: I ran into the street to stop a fight.

Mother: That's good. Who is fighting?

Freddie: Me and Jackie Smith.

Mom: Freddie, why is your face so red?

Freddie: I just ran into the street to stop a fight?

Mom: You did the right thing. Who is fighting with whom?

Freddie: Me and Jack Smith.

A man was hit by a taxi in the street. He was taken to the hospital. His wife stood by his bed and said to the doctor, "I think he is very ill." "I'm afraid he's dead." The doctor said,

Hearing this, the man moved his head and said, "I'm not dead. I am still alive. " "Be quiet," said the wife. "The doctor knows better than you!"

A man was knocked down by a taxi in the street and was taken to the hospital. His wife stood in front of his bed and said to the doctor, "I think he is badly hurt." The doctor said, "I'm afraid he's dead." Hearing the doctor's words, the man turned his head and said, "I'm not dead, I'm still alive." His wife said, "Be quiet, the doctor knows more than you."

Business is very crowded. A man tried to get on the bus, but no one made way for him.

"Hey, let me get on the bus." The man shouted.

"It's too crowded. You'd better take the next bus. " A passenger said to him.

"But you can't live without me. I am a driver. " The man said.

The bus is crowded. A man wanted to get on the bus, but no one made way for him.

"Hey, let me get on the bus!" The man shouted.

"This bus is too crowded, you'd better take the next one," a passenger said to him.

"But you can't leave me alone. I am a driver! " The man said.

One day, a father and his little son came home. At this age, boys are interested in all kinds of things and always ask questions. Now, he asked, "Dad, what does the word' drunk' mean?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are two policemen standing there. If I think two policemen are four, then I am drunk. "

"But, Dad," said the boy, "there is only one policeman!"

One day, the father came home with his youngest son. The child is at the age of being interested in everything and always has endless questions. He asked his father, "Dad, what does the word' drunk' mean?" "Well, son," the father replied, "Look, there are two policemen standing there. If I see that they are four, then I am drunk. " "But, Dad," said the child, "there is only one policeman there!"

The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest because there was no cheese in the apple pie she served. The little boy of this family quietly left the room and went to Amo. When he came back, he took a piece of cheese and put it on the guest's plate. The guest smiled, put the cheese in his mouth and said, "Son, your eyes are definitely better than your mother's. Where did you find the cheese? " "In the rat trap, sir," the boy replied.

The hostess apologized to the guests because there was no cheese at home when they ate apple pie. The little boy in this family left home quietly. After a while, he returned to his room with a piece of cheese and put it on the guest's plate. The guest smiled and put the cheese in his mouth and said, "Son, your eyes are just better than your mother's. Where did you find the cheese? " "On the mousetrap, sir." The little boy said. 1, two bills

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, and the other is a sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

Student: I can't point it out, but I know the answer.

Teacher: Please tell us.

Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow, and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

Two birds

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a sparrow. Who can point out which is the swallow and which is the sparrow?

Student: I can't point it out, but I know the answer

Teacher: Please talk about it.

Student: The sparrow is next to the swallow, and the swallow is next to the sparrow.

2. Fishing nets

"Can you tell me what fishing nets are made of, Ann?"

"Many small holes tied together with ropes," the little girl replied.

fishnet

"Ann, can you tell me what the fishing net is made of?" The teacher asked.

"Fishing nets are made of many small holes tied together with ropes," the little girl replied.

3. New teacher

George came back from school on September 1st.

"George, what do you think of your new teacher?" His mother asked.

"Mom, I don't like her because she said that three plus three equals six, and then she said that two plus four equals six ..."

New teacher

On September 1 day, George came home from school.

George, do you like your new teacher? Mom asked.

"Mom, I don't like it, because she said that three plus three equals six, and later she said that two plus four equals six."

4. Physical examination

In a physics exam, Nick finished the first question quickly, while his classmates were still thinking hard.

The question is: when it thunders, why do we see lightning first and then hear thunder?

Nick's answer is: because our eyes are in front of our ears.

Physics examination

In a physics exam, while the students were still thinking hard, Nick quickly answered the first question.

The question is: Why do we always see the lightning first and then hear the thunder when it thunders?

Nick's answer is: because the eyes are in front and the ears are behind.