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Have you ever been touched by porcelain? What kind of experience is it?
Today, I was touched by porcelain, and the experience is: I will not go to free scenic spots in the future, even if it is a paid scenic spot, but the Spring Festival is suddenly free to the public, so I will not go. Like Happy Valley, tickets are more expensive, cameras are more, and it is relatively safer. I've been there many times, but I've never touched porcelain. On the sixth day of Lunar New Year, I took a walk in Wuhan Botanical Garden. When I found that I was hungry, I stopped to rummage through my bag. As a result, a little girl and an old woman ran to me and suddenly stopped in front of me. "You hit me! You hit me! " I ... . My bag hasn't been zipped yet, and I was dumbfounded with a bottle of milk I just took out. Me: "I didn't move! ! ! ! Grandma: How can a child lie? She said to fight! " Me: "I didn't move! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! "Grandma:" You lose money! You hit me and tried to run! Lose money! " I finally roared angrily: "I stood here for at least 30 seconds and didn't move!" ! ! Many people can see it in the back! Don't even pick the venue when touching porcelain? " A woman ten meters away in front of me turned around and said, "I don't care how many seconds you stood!" " She said if you hit it, you hit it! "。 Another woman farther ahead turned around and said, "I see it!" "You hit it!" Me: "hit NMB, you are all ahead, I am more than ten meters behind, and I haven't moved. Hit NMB?" Then the crowd began to gather around. I looked around, and there was no camera. There is no camera in this scenic spot! Fortunately, there are many tourists walking along this road behind me, and it is estimated that many people have witnessed this scene. Seeing that there was no chance, the old woman took the little girl and ran on the lawn. With them, there are two women in front, and the gang committed crimes. It's disgusting that this happened. . .
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