5 points for April Fools' Day jokes

2009 April Fool's Day Funny SMS Dear users, in order to keep you awake on April Fool's Day, April 1st, and not be deceived, we provide you with a quick guide to wisdom, as long as you read "I am Two Hundred and Five" continuously. You can learn it ten times. Happy April Fool's Day!

You have pressed your tender body against my naked body many times. The gentle caresses and irregular movements made me enjoy bursts of pleasure. Just as I was enjoying it, But you are gradually losing weight, alas, poor soap!

One-and-a-half-pound Erguotou, two-year-old is an expert in love, three-year-old is eating, drinking, whoring, gambling, and four-year-old, cheating, kidnapping, and stealing. This person is promising at a young age. When he grows up, he has a low IQ. He knows full well that this person is you. Still insisting on seeing it to the end. admire! admire!

Your gentleness is like an angel acting coquettishly, your beauty is like a stunning peacock, your thoughtfulness is like rheumatism ointment on the heart, and your eyes are like cute giant pandas!

If a star falls and hits you on the head tonight, please don’t worry. This is a gift I asked the fairy brother to give you. From now on, you will... live a carefree life. Happy life, because you are stupid. Happy April Fools' Day!

Your influence is so broad, so huge, and so far-reaching! So much so that I can't do anything today except tease you... Happy April Fool's Day!

Cry, are you stupid, are your happy days gone? I warned you not to be greedy and sleepy, but you just didn’t listen. Now you should remember, pigs will be slaughtered when they reach a certain size

Notice: April Fool’s Day is coming, and the text messages you received on April 1st are all fake, with exactly the opposite meaning. Please pay attention. The following is the first one: You are the handsome lover of the public who is handsome, graceful, beautiful and has a devilish figure!

Time is really amazing. Due to the recent strong solar ions, there will be no signal when talking on the phone under the sun. Don’t panic. Please raise your other hand above your head to block the sun when talking on the phone! Remember, the higher the better!

You have high blood pressure and high blood lipids, and your position is not high. He doesn't speak in general meetings, he doesn't speak in small meetings, and his prostate is inflamed. The political achievements are not outstanding, the performance is not outstanding, and the lumbar disc is prominent. hehe! Happy April Fool's Day!

I call you an idiot but you still know how to read; I call you a fool and you still know how to get angry; I call you a fool and you still know how to reply to text messages; I call you stupid and you still know how to look at your phone! Happy April Fool's Day!

The protagonist of Father’s Day is father’s love; the protagonist of Mother’s Day is maternal love; the protagonist of Children’s Day is cuteness; but the protagonist of April Fool’s Day is U, and the director is I! Happy April Fool's Day!

2009 Classic April Fools’ Day SMS

1. God knew you were thirsty and created water. God knew you were hungry and created rice. God knew you didn’t have a lovely friend, so He created me, but God also knows that there are no fools in this world, so he created you by the way.

2. Someone said to me: "You are as smart as a pig." I became furious after hearing this! ! I know you! ! Such an insult! I'm so sorry for the pig!

3. When Tang Seng took his three apprentices to take a break, Tang Seng looked at Zhu Bajie and said angrily: "You pig head, you actually have the leisure to read text messages!"

4. Please go to the nearest telephone pole and shout loudly to the wild advertisement on it, "My disease can be cured."

5. I had a dream last night, dreaming that you fell into a stinking After climbing into the cesspit, you actually said: After all, we were born in a good era, and even the cesspit smells delicious.

6. The address book is being deleted. All information will be lost. Please wait...

7. I chase you, I chase you, just like a hunter chases a fox; I kiss you, kiss you. I kiss you like an old man chewing corn.

8. Bajie met Yue Lao and asked: Damn! Yue Lao! Why were I separated from Gao Jia Yulan? Yue Lao said: She is a human, you are a demon, I am afraid that your child will be born a transvestite

9. Those who go home after get off work are poor, those who come home at 9 o'clock are drunkards, and those who come home at 11 o'clock Those who go home at 2-3 o'clock are gamblers, those who don't go home are wild ghosts!

10. The handsome guy is the handsome guy, the one who responds to everything is the elder brother, the taxi driver is the cool guy, and the one who reads text messages It's PIG.

11. Xiao Ming always sleeps during class, and the teacher criticizes him: Can you please stop sleeping! ? Xiao Ming replied: No, because I am a very poor student.

12. I saw you wandering around the supermarket that day.

You put your hand into the machine that can check the price, and the result shows: Pig's trotters are 8 yuan. You think there is something wrong with the machine, so you stick your head in. I almost died laughing when I saw it: Pig's head is 18 yuan!

13. Frankly speaking, I like you very much. I am fascinated by your eyes, walking posture, happy expression, coquettish cuteness and even the way you sleep! But what makes me angry the most is that if you don’t catch the mice, you keep losing hair!

14. One day we came to a wishing well. I bent down and made a wish and threw a coin into the well. You also wanted to make a wish but you accidentally fell into the well when you bent down. I He was stunned and murmured to himself: It’s so clever!

15.Do you have a TV there? Look at CCTV1, the White House in the United States was bombed and the entire building collapsed. The police have sealed off the entire Washington. 19 people died, 32 were injured, and 11 people are missing. . . 1 person was deceived!

16. Since ancient times, a mathematical equation has been true (A=B, B=C), so A=C, you=animal, animal=pig, so you=pig!

17. If a star falls and hits your head tonight, please don’t worry. This is a gift I asked the gods to give you. From now on, you will live a carefree and happy life. Life, because - stupid.

18. Have you eaten enough today? Did you sleep well? Will it be cold late at night? I really want to stay by your side quietly. I know you never take care of yourself. Whenever I leave, you jump out of the pigpen!

19. Beauties come after beauties. There are so many beauties. If you treat beauties, you will not be able to get a wife.

20. Some people say you are a pig! I criticized him seriously! How can this be? How can one say what a person is based on what he or she looks like?

21. Someone was passing by the cemetery and heard the sound of knocking. When he saw a person falling down a tree, he felt relieved and asked: What are you doing? Answer: They carved my tombstone wrong. They need to correct it!

22. Dear, do you know? You have lost a lot of weight recently! I see it in my eyes, but it hurts in my heart. The New Year is about to come, but your body is worrying... Who doesn't want to kill a few more pounds of pigs?

23. During the New Year, I will give you the heaviest gift ever. You will definitely eat a pound of it and eat more. If you feel the portion is not enough, please help yourself.

24. Killing time with short messages is called letter life, sending and receiving at the same time is letter communication, sending and receiving like crazy is letter climax, only receiving but not sending is letter indifference, sending to the wrong person is letter harassment, sending and receiving Failure is a letter dysfunction!