One hundred thousand jokes, Sister Tortoise.

Two heads are better than one, and they all smell the same.

Nowadays, primary school students are really good. Look at the fill-in-the-blank questions in a group of Chinese test papers and the answers of these pupils-

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The student replied: You will never regret taking off your clothes.

2. Ask where the canal is so clear, _ _ _ _ _

Student A: There is a clear spring in my heart (the positive solution is "flowing water comes from the source", so let's stick to water ~ ~ ~)

3. Why should we cut the candles in the west window together? _ _ _ _ _ _ Student A: The husband and wife sit in the morning.

The Chinese teacher fainted while reading the paper. After class, I fainted again! The correct solution is "late rain time")

4. Mayfly shook the tree, _ _ _ _ _ Student A: It didn't move.

(The positive solution is "ridiculous overreaching". Don't move, hehe, it's true. )

5. The beauty of a gentleman's adult, _ _ _ _ _ Student A: The villain is loved (directly fainting).

6. If you are poor, you will be immune to it. _ _ _ _ _ _ Student A: If you are rich, you will have many wives and concubines (positive solution: if you are rich, you will help the world).

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8. There are other ladies in his court, 3,000 rare beauties, _ _ _ _ _ _ Student A: Iron bars will also be ground into needles ~ ~ ~ ~

(The positive solution is "but his love for 3,000 people is concentrated on one person")

9. With Cai Feng's wings, _ _ _ _ _ Student A: A plucked phoenix is not as good as a chicken.

Another student replied: both husband and wife have gone home (the correct answer is "but I feel the harmonious heartbeat of the sacred unicorn")

10. Sunrise in the east and rain in the west, _ _ _ _ Student A: There is another student fighting at the end of the bed. Answer: I married the wrong sedan chair.

1 1.__________ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ )

12. I hope people live long. _ _ _ _ _ Student A: A meeting will last forever.

(I laughed wildly at the time, but now I think it's quite classic. The positive solution is "a thousand miles together")

13. Egrets fly in front of Mount Cisse, _ _ _ _ _ Student A: Climbing turtle by the river in Dongcun (right).

14. I suggest that God stand up again. _ _ _ _ _ _ Student A: God yelled at me three times.

(The positive solution is "Don't stick to one pattern and drop talents", Gong Zizhen)

15. I was born useful. _ _ _ _ _ Student A: Show your magic at a critical moment. Another student A: The mouse son can make holes.

(The Chinese teachers in the whole office collectively laughed without image)

16. If it is sentimental, it will be old. _ _ _ _ _ Student A: People don't waste their youth!

(The positive solution is "If you don't hate the moon, it will be long and round", Li He's "Golden Copper Immortal Ci Han Song")

17. If relatives and friends in Luoyang ask each other, _ _ _ _ _ _ Student A: Please don't tell him.

18. The final exam will be written in couplets. The first couplet is a hero. Gongti, a junior high school student, made a second couplet: the charm of the old lady still exists.

19. Good medicine tastes bitter and is good for the disease. _ _ _ _ _ Student A: It's a fool not to eat.

No one has died since ancient times. _ _ _ _ _ _ Student A: Only some died one after another.

20. Such a bright line is at the foot of my bed. _ _ _ _ Student A: Li Bai slept soundly.

2 1. Peeking at a leopard in a tube, _ _ _ _ Student A: You scared me to death (hahaha! The positive solution is "visible")

22. _ _ _ _ _ _ _, fly into the homes of ordinary people A: Kangjia Caiba TV Station.

23. A glowing glass of wine, _ _ _ _ _ Student A: There are many beautiful women with money.

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25. Another time I tested Tao Yuanming's "Five buckets of rice can't bend over", and my classmates filled in "Just give me six buckets" …

26. I am old, and people are old. _ _ _ _ _ _ Student A: My wife and other people's wives.

(The teacher later commented that the classmate was particularly dedicated, haha)

27. Back in those days, Jin Ge Tiema, _ _ _ _ _ Student A: Look now, stick to it.

(The positive solution is "swallowing Wan Li like a tiger")

28. I got "Two heads are better than one" in an exam in grade five. The student replied: they all stink the same.

(Laughing at the invigilator and principal outside)

29. The first-year students pair up, "Climb to the city to embrace the mountain clouds, _ _ _ _ _ _"

The student replied: I went to the hotel and put the young lady to bed (his Chinese teacher almost vomited blood on the spot and died)

30. If the relationship is long-lasting, _ _ _ _ _ Student A: It's time for two people to get married.

3 1. Qian Fan walked by the sinking ship. _ _ _ _ Student A: There are many kinds of flowers that are complacent.

32. Books are scarce to use. _ _ _ _ _ _ Student A: There won't be enough money by the end of the month.

33. If it's sentimental, it's old. _ _ _ _ _ Student A: If people are sentimental, they will die early (the correct answer is "no complaints make the months grow longer").

34. No one has died since ancient times. _ _ _ _ _ _ Student A: Who doesn't have toilet paper (no language ...)

35. I once tested Li Qingzhao's dream, "Do you know? Do you know that?/You know what? ___________"

The student replied: Sorry, I don't know ... (The correct answer is "green manure, red and thin")

36. I once tested a sentence from Mr. Lu Xun: "_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _, I spilled my blood on Xuanyuan." The student replied: He stabbed me with a knife.

37. In the Chinese exam, there is a revolutionary poem in the blank: "People's doors are locked, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

, a voice shouted: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ I long for freedom, but how can a person's body crawl out of a dog's hole ... "The student replied: The hole crawled out for the dog is also locked/locked!

38. Qian Shan is always in love. _ _ _ _ _ _ Student A: Can I have an extra copy?

The marking teacher is right: love is love, points are points, and giving more is not enough. )

39. When I was a freshman, I had a monthly exam, and the last sentence said, "Laugh to the sky. (Positive solution) Are our people Artemisia people? " .

Someone in the class wrote: I accidentally twisted my waist. There is another sentence, the last sentence: "Clear water produces hibiscus, (positive solution) natural carving." Some people write that mud gives birth to lotus roots; Some are even more unique, saying: heroes come from troubled times.

People don't tell the truth: they say that stocks are drugs and they are playing; Saying that money is a sin, everyone is fishing; Say beauty is a disaster, everyone wants it; It is said that the height is too cold and everyone is climbing; If you say that alcohol and tobacco are harmful to your health, you won't quit; Say heaven is the best, don't go! ! ! In today's society, the poor eat meat, the rich eat shrimp, and leading cadres eat turtles; Men want to be tall, women want to be thin, and dogs wear clothes to show meat; I used to leave my first child to my husband, but now I leave my first child to my husband. Chickens crow in the country in the morning and people crow in the city at night; Actors in the old society do not sell themselves, while actors in the new society do not sell themselves.